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#1
03-24-2025, 11:19 PM
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Woman At The Door
I worked part-time as a fast food delivery man to pay my way through college. My delivery area was in the college/university area of town where many young co-eds and professional women live. It never surprised me how many times these women would answer the door naked or in various stage of undress.
Knock. knock, Woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy. Woman: I'll be there in a second. 
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#2
03-25-2025, 12:03 AM
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Busy night
Knock, knock,
Woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy. Woman: Wait a second. I just got out of the shower.
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#3
03-25-2025, 10:35 PM
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When the Door Opens
Being a pizza delivery guy, I never know what to expect when the door opens.
Knock, knock, Woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy. Woman: Come right in. Don't mind me. I have to keep ironing when the iron is hot.
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#4
03-25-2025, 11:42 PM
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Helen
was my last deivery of the night.
Knock, knock Helen: Who's there? Me: Pizza Guy. Helen: Come in. Me: Nice place. Helen: I want to blow you. Me: Thanks but I'm still on duty. Helen: I insist. Me: Ok, in that case.
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#5
03-27-2025, 12:36 AM
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From the Shower
Knock, knock,
Woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy. Woman: I just got out of the shower. Be there in a sec.
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#6
03-28-2025, 12:41 AM
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One of the fringe benefits of being a pizza delivery guy is I get to see more than my share of naked women and sometimes i get invited in for a drink (I only drink apple or orange juice when on the job) and whatever else.
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#7
03-28-2025, 11:20 PM
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Knock, knock,
Woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza Guy Woman: I'll be there in a sec. Got to put on a robe.
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#8
03-29-2025, 10:26 PM
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Open Kimodo
Knock, knock,
Woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy. Woman: Come in. What do you think of this kimodo? I bought it yesterday. Me: Very nice.
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#9
03-29-2025, 11:54 PM
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No All Dressed
Woman: WTF do you mean the restaurant ran out of all dressed?
Me: Sorry about that. Woman: Since you're already here. Ok.
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#10
03-30-2025, 09:49 PM
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What Took You So Long?
Knock, knock,
Woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy. Woman: What took you so long? I was just about to take a bath. Me: Sorry, lots of traffic tonight.
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