Woman At The Door
 

I worked part-time as a fast food delivery man to pay my way through college. My delivery area was in the college/university area of town where many young co-eds and professional women live. It never surprised me how many times these women would answer the door naked or in various stage of undress.

Knock. knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: I'll be there in a second.

Busy night
 

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: Wait a second. I just got out of the shower.

When the Door Opens
 

Being a pizza delivery guy, I never know what to expect when the door opens.

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: Come right in. Don't mind me. I have to keep ironing when the iron is hot.

Helen
 

was my last deivery of the night.

Knock, knock

Helen: Who's there?
Me: Pizza Guy.

Helen: Come in.
Me: Nice place.

Helen: I want to blow you.
Me: Thanks but I'm still on duty.

Helen: I insist.
Me: Ok, in that case.

From the Shower
 

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: I just got out of the shower. Be there in a sec.

One of the fringe benefits of being a pizza delivery guy is I get to see more than my share of naked women and sometimes i get invited in for a drink (I only drink apple or orange juice when on the job) and whatever else.

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza Guy

Woman: I'll be there in a sec. Got to put on a robe.

Open Kimodo
 

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: Come in. What do you think of this kimodo? I bought it yesterday.
Me: Very nice.

No All Dressed
 

Woman: WTF do you mean the restaurant ran out of all dressed?
Me: Sorry about that.

Woman: Since you're already here. Ok.

What Took You So Long?
 

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?

Me: Pizza guy.
Woman: What took you so long? I was just about to take a bath.

Me: Sorry, lots of traffic tonight.