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#11
03-31-2025, 08:17 PM
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No Pepperoni
Knock, knock,
woman: Who is it? Me: Pizza guy. woman: Great I am starved. Me: The restaurant ran out of perreroni. woman: WTF!!!!!! Me: I am so sorry. Does this mean no blow job? 
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#12
04-01-2025, 10:04 PM
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knock, knock,
woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy. woman: Just a sec. I have to put on a robe.
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#13
04-02-2025, 08:27 PM
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Happy Customer
Woman: I'm so hungrey I could eat a horse.
Me: Pizza is still hot. Traffic was very light so I got here quickly. 
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#14
04-02-2025, 09:00 PM
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Fitness Dancer
Knock, knock,
woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza Guy woman: Enter Me: Oh, you're naked. woman: Don't mind me. I'm a dancer. This my nightly workout.
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#15
04-03-2025, 06:52 PM
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interesting story
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#16
04-03-2025, 11:01 PM
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Naked Woman Opens Door
Knock, knock
woman: Who's knocking on my door? Me: Pizza Guy. Door opens Me: Oh, you're naked. woman: Yeah, I had a hard day at the office so I thought I would change into something more comfortable and enjoy my pizza.
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#17
04-04-2025, 10:07 PM
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A Million Loney Women
There are a million loney women in Granite City so it is no surprise when their primal sexual instinct take over when a good looking Pizza Guy shows up at their door.
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#18
04-04-2025, 10:20 PM
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Emma
Knock, knock
Emma: Who's there? Me: Pizza Guy Door opens Me: OMG, you are the famous actress Emma Thompson Emma: Darling that was 2 lifetimes ago.
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#19
04-05-2025, 11:11 AM
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Late Saturday Morning
and orders are flooding in for pizza.
Knock, knock, woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza Guy woman: Come in Me: Nice place woman: I love pizza but I think I'll love eating you more. Me: I don't know what to say. woman: No more talking. I'm going to eat you and then the pizza.
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#20
04-05-2025, 10:53 PM
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Kamala
Knock, knock,
woman: Who's there? Me: Pizza guy. Door opens. Me: You look like Kamala. Woman: Yes, so I have been told. You one handsome dude. Would you like a handjob? Me: Sure, ok.
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