Under The influence - Page 18

philcoast · #**171** 02-19-2010, 07:15 AM

hey mate just checkout the backpackers havin fun thread...

osreb · #**172** 02-20-2010, 04:56 PM

Bayers Heroin: A bottle of Bayer's heroin. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children with strong cough

Coca Wine, anyone? Metcalf Coca Wine was one of a huge variety of wines with cocaine on the market Everybody used to say that it would make you happy and it would also work as a medicinal treatment.

Mariani wine Mariani wine (1875) was the most famous Coca wine of it's time. Pope Leo XIII used to carry one bottle with him all the time. He awarded Angelo Mariani (the producer) with a Vatican gold medal.

Maltine Produced by Maltine Manufacturing Company of New York. It was suggested that you should take a full glass with or after every meal... Children should take half a glass.

Opium for Asthma: No comments.

Cocaine tablets (1900) All stage actors, singers teachers and preachers had to have them for a maximum performance. Great to "smooth" the voice.

Cocaine drops for toothache Very popular for children in 1885. Not only did they relieve the pain, they made the children happy!

Opium for new-borns I'm sure this would make them sleep well (not only the Opium, but 46% alcohol!)

No wonder they were called The Good Old Days!!

osreb · #**173** 02-23-2010, 10:55 PM

Joe Nichols, Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said I�m going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Lord have mercy, my only thought
Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patrone
Her closet�s missing half the things she�s bought
Ya Tequila makes her clothes fall off

(Chorus)
She�ll start with kickin� out of her shoes
Loose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off

Break

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But Tequila makes her clothes fall off

Chorus

She don�t mean nothing - she�s just havin fun
Tomorrow she�ll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
ya tequila makes her clothes fall off
oh Tequila makes her clothes fall off (x2)

amed1913 · #**174** 02-28-2010, 05:52 PM

just priceless

amed1913 · #**175** 03-08-2010, 06:10 PM

totally done

**Slick** · #**176** 03-08-2010, 06:39 PM

Adding one.

Slick

osreb · #**177** 03-08-2010, 08:14 PM

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

osreb · #**178** 03-17-2010, 10:11 PM

Mick O�Flaherty is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp on a table. He walks over to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I'll give you three wishes."

Mick thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty."

With that, the genie makes a "poof" sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. O�Flaherty starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

The man says, "I want two more of these."

amed1913 · #**179** 03-18-2010, 04:32 PM

alcohol makes me a sl*t

jackandthebean · #**180** 03-18-2010, 07:59 PM

these should all be new

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