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Old 03-03-2026, 12:09 AM
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Default Wives are so odd!

What is the "funny" thing about your wife.

My wife is very open about her past. She admitted to me that she gave head to 4 different guys, 4 nights in a row, on a dare from a friend.

Hey whatever, it was before we met...not long before lol, but whatever.

The other night at dinner, she found a hair in her salad, and blew a gasket. All I can think, is "Ok, you took nasty filth in your mouth from 4 strangers, and that's cool. But you have a hair in your salad and all of a sudden you have a sensitive pallet?
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Old 03-03-2026, 01:51 AM
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What is the "funny" thing about your wife.

My wife is very open about her past. She admitted to me that she gave head to 4 different guys, 4 nights in a row, on a dare from a friend.

Hey whatever, it was before we met...not long before lol, but whatever.

The other night at dinner, she found a hair in her salad, and blew a gasket. All I can think, is "Ok, you took nasty filth in your mouth from 4 strangers, and that's cool. But you have a hair in your salad and all of a sudden you have a sensitive pallet?
Yep lol mine is the same way
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Old 03-04-2026, 12:25 AM
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My wife has been a nudist with me for years; and yet she still pulls the "modesty card" on a regular basis. "I'm just not THAT comfortable with this."

And I'm thinking: "Dude...you have literally had conversations with people not only while naked; but even with your bald pussy in full view!"

Selective modesty...
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Old 03-04-2026, 05:07 AM
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My wife has been a nudist with me for years; and yet she still pulls the "modesty card" on a regular basis. "I'm just not THAT comfortable with this."

And I'm thinking: "Dude...you have literally had conversations with people not only while naked; but even with your bald pussy in full view!"

Selective modesty...
This one sounds really familiar.
Acting modest in front of others who have seen you topless or naked.

One specific moment I can remember, was during a weekend away with her sister and sister's husband.
We had been hiking that day, in the evening we had been naked in the sauna all together. Then the next morning she had to go to the bathroom, so she put on a long tshirt before leaving our bathroom. When I asked her why, she said she was being modest and didn't want to run into BIL while naked.

Now I had to really laugh with that and pointed out that not only had he seen her naked only hours before, but some weeks before we all had gone to a private sauna. There we all had played some ball games in the pool and the had been very competitive. Jumping all around making her breasts wobble and wiggle all over the place. And if I saw right, brushing her breasts against him while wrestling for the ball. Also her sitting in a sauna cabin at the top level and him at a lower level with his eye level right on her pussy ... which tends to be spread wide open and a bit swollen from the heat. I still remembered finding it very erotic for him to see right up her pussy.

Her answer : well that was then, now I just felt like being modest.
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Old 03-04-2026, 02:53 PM
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Default I find just the opposite for being a bit Odd!

After my sister came to our house and making use of our Pool and Hot tub, my wife made it so she would find some of our Private adult albums out by Accidental on Purpose and after seeing them it would perk up my sisters interest in wanting to know more!
That worked our perfect and after awhile my sister went thru the normal stages of exposing her body to Us while my wife & I were NUDE around her as well~
My sister went on and got to that naughty stage with the help of my wife with the things she does around many of our neighborly friends!
But we had to wait along time before my sister along with my wife's help, planned a way to get my brother-in-law involved into knowing about and going along with the NUDE program!
They came over this one time and while my BIL and I were watching TV, the women asked Us to get into the Hot tub with them and we'll all go NUDE together!
I knew when the women went to the other room that they were on the level about going nude, but my BIL thought it was only a play on talk and that it'll never happen!
He found out different when we went to see what the wife's were doing in the Hot tub room!
They were both Nude and in the Hot tub doing a nice teaser show of their naked body's to us!
After another request for Us to join them, I went to stripping and did but it took my BIL a few minutes longer!
It wasn't the women that had any problems with being NUDE if front of Us guys, it was my BIL that seemed to have a problem with my sister being Nude in front of me!!
Then on the other hand my BIL had a exciting time judging my his bobbing cock with looking at my wife and her playful demeanor with him!
But as for that just above comment on sisters, I would think it would be exciting for all on having a situation like that and having already seen each other Nude before at least a few times!
Being able to compare the difference in the body's of the sisters would make for interesting conversations and I'm sure if their like my wife they would be doing a comparison on the guys too!
Maybe others has also a reversal on this as well?
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My wife has been a nudist with me for years; and yet she still pulls the "modesty card" on a regular basis. "I'm just not THAT comfortable with this."

And I'm thinking: "Dude...you have literally had conversations with people not only while naked; but even with your bald pussy in full view!"

Selective modesty...
This is quite humorous
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Old 03-07-2026, 03:24 PM
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Her answer : well that was then, now I just felt like being modest.
What sometimes happens with self-proclaimed "modest" wives is they "forget" to be modest; either because they are slightly intoxicated, having fun or just completely relaxed. After the fact, they realize they've actually been uninhibited; and are conflicted about this "break from their modest self-image." So they "over-correct" and/or say things like: "I'm actually not THAT comfortable with what just happened."

A few years back we met up with some nudist acquaintances at the resort; and they decided to arrange their lounge chairs in a semi-circle instead of the usual "side-by-side." We were all naked. We got into a very lively discussion; and when I glanced over at my wife, her posture had relaxed and she was lounging with her legs open enough for everyone to see her vulva. She didn't seem at all self-conscious, as she was clearly relaxed and enjoying the interaction; along with the whisky that was offered to us.
Afterwards, she pulled a "that was outside my comfort zone..." and grabbed a cover-up.

And she just goes back and forth. She'll claim "modesty" one minute; and the next I'll see her chatting with someone while standing over them naked with her feet apart. I guess it would be too easy to just accept that at this point most of the regulars have seen her naked "every which way" and that her modesty is mostly "performative." But oh well lol!
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DUH.....only after they are married.
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Old 03-08-2026, 12:40 AM
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Most nudist women will tell you that modesty is different than just not showing your naked body.
The behavior of the wives you all describe here proves that it is more complicated than that.

All anyone can say is, “good luck figuring them out”, and bring on the stories.
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Old 03-09-2026, 09:03 AM
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Despite the fact that everyone is nude, the coed nudist dynamic is inherently asymmetric to a point. The men are unable to have any privacy or modesty as it relates to their package, however women can and do shield themselves somewhat by how careful they are about keeping their legs pressed together. Those that have been in that environment for many years tend to be relaxed and not concerned about a full exterior view, and a few don’t mind their legs being open far enough to provide even an interior view.
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