Wives are so odd!

[WfeHatesFacials]

What is the "funny" thing about your wife.

My wife is very open about her past. She admitted to me that she gave head to 4 different guys, 4 nights in a row, on a dare from a friend.

Hey whatever, it was before we met...not long before lol, but whatever.

The other night at dinner, she found a hair in her salad, and blew a gasket. All I can think, is "Ok, you took nasty filth in your mouth from 4 strangers, and that's cool. But you have a hair in your salad and all of a sudden you have a sensitive pallet?

[DJS1985]

Originally Posted by WfeHatesFacials

What is the "funny" thing about your wife.

My wife is very open about her past. She admitted to me that she gave head to 4 different guys, 4 nights in a row, on a dare from a friend.

Hey whatever, it was before we met...not long before lol, but whatever.

The other night at dinner, she found a hair in her salad, and blew a gasket. All I can think, is "Ok, you took nasty filth in your mouth from 4 strangers, and that's cool. But you have a hair in your salad and all of a sudden you have a sensitive pallet?

Yep lol mine is the same way

[Shihoin]

My wife has been a nudist with me for years; and yet she still pulls the "modesty card" on a regular basis. "I'm just not THAT comfortable with this."

And I'm thinking: "Dude...you have literally had conversations with people not only while naked; but even with your bald pussy in full view!"

Selective modesty...

[coupleak]

Originally Posted by Shihoin

My wife has been a nudist with me for years; and yet she still pulls the "modesty card" on a regular basis. "I'm just not THAT comfortable with this."

And I'm thinking: "Dude...you have literally had conversations with people not only while naked; but even with your bald pussy in full view!"

Selective modesty...

This one sounds really familiar.
Acting modest in front of others who have seen you topless or naked.

One specific moment I can remember, was during a weekend away with her sister and sister's husband.
We had been hiking that day, in the evening we had been naked in the sauna all together. Then the next morning she had to go to the bathroom, so she put on a long tshirt before leaving our bathroom. When I asked her why, she said she was being modest and didn't want to run into BIL while naked.

Now I had to really laugh with that and pointed out that not only had he seen her naked only hours before, but some weeks before we all had gone to a private sauna. There we all had played some ball games in the pool and the had been very competitive. Jumping all around making her breasts wobble and wiggle all over the place. And if I saw right, brushing her breasts against him while wrestling for the ball. Also her sitting in a sauna cabin at the top level and him at a lower level with his eye level right on her pussy ... which tends to be spread wide open and a bit swollen from the heat. I still remembered finding it very erotic for him to see right up her pussy.

Her answer : well that was then, now I just felt like being modest.