I Am Santa

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Earlier this morning Santa paid a visit to members of our military.

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The anchor tenant of the mall held their Christmas party last night. We are still finding bodies (alive we think) the morning after.

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We found these two tied up. When they were able to talk they said they were playing a game and were left tied up.

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Ring, ring

Me: Hello
Administrative Amin: Your AA here.

Me: What's up?
AA: There's a young lady here who desparately wants an interview.
Me: But we finished our interviews yesterday.

AA: She is pleading with me for an interview.
Me: Ok, send her in.

Me: Hi, please to meet you. I see on your resume that you are an international student.
Student: Please sir, I need a job. As an international student, I am at risk of being deported.

Me: I'm not in goverment and we already interviewed many job candidates.
Student: I'll do anything.

Me: Ok, let's proceed with the interview and we'll see what can be done.
Student: Thank you.

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I have to provide visual proof to two females that I am male to qualify as Santa.

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So, I started my 3rd day as Santa. Quite a few kids and their parents came by to visit. There was one bad incident where an adult female visitor touched my privates. I called security and they escorted her out. I will not tolerate unwanted sexual touching. The incident was caught on CCTV (black arrow). The rest of the evening went without incident.

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Some adult female vistors like to pose nude for the photo with Santa. I charge an extra $10 for those photos.

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It's always something. Now it is two rather intoxicated women who thought it would be fun to expose themselves at the Santa Christmas display.

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Santa with one of his admirers.

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Santa is a babe magnet to both little and big babes.