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I Am Santa
Our spa is inside a mall.
Oh dear, our regular Santa got drunk and was hit by a horse. He's too injured to play Santa this year so I volunteered to step in. This is going to be a lot of fun. Question: How did he get hit by a horse? Answer: There was a horse in the Santa Claus parade and the horse hit the drunken Santa. |
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So, we put out the word that we are looking to hire 6-8 Elves. The response has been overwhelming. The first applicant is Mary.
Me: Welcome Mary: Thanks. I think being an Elf is a great way to spend my Christmas break from university. Me: Are you good with kids. Mary: Absolutely, I have two younger brothers and sisters. Me: Ok, interview is going great. Next, I have to see you naked to check for tattoos, bruises, scars, etc. Mary: Sure, no problem. |
The Mall Lawyer
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We have been advised by the mall lawyer that we need a nurse or doctor near the Santa display in case of a medical emergency and we need extra security because of the larger crowd. So, we have to hire a nurse and an extra security guard. This is added to my workload as I am still trying to hire my elves.
We called a nursing agency and they sent over a couple of nurses for us to interview. The two nurses were Faith and Bella. Faith was the first one to be interviewed. |
Elf candidate Eve
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Then I interviewed Elf candidate Eve.
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Nurse candidate
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I managed to squeeze Nurse Christina.
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Elf Candidate Holly
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Holly is a university student hoping to make some money during Christmas break.
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Posing in front of the tree
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The mall merchants got together to offer any woman a $500 gift card willing to pose nude wearing only a Santa hat in front of the Christmas tree. Angela took the offer.
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Elf Candidate Ashton
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Ashton is another university student on Christmas break hoping to make some extra money as an elf.
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Nurse Candidate Ashley
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The agency sent over another nurse candidate named Ashley. I explained to her that the mall policy requires any Elf and nurse candidates to undress so I can see if she has any bruises, tattoos, cuts and/or scars.
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Nurse Candidate Amanda
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The nursing agency called and asked if I could interview one more candidate before I quit for the day. I said I couldn't stay long as I have tickets for the Leaf game to-night.
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