Deciding on a Blowjob from a "Fifty Shades" wife

[chrisamon]

No offense to anyone..but..do we not try our shoes on before we buy...????

[VXCguy]

Well my wife has gone lame in the sex dept the past 5 years of our 11 year marriage. the first 6 was outrageous! And her sister gave her the book and she said to her you have to read it. I'm PRAYING she gets back to the way things were! Getting tired of taking care of business alone LOL!!

[john_thomas]

Originally Posted by chrisamon

No offense to anyone..but..do we not try our shoes on before we buy...????

Well, yes, but wedding cake seems to inhibit the desire to administer blowjobs, for some reason. I used to think it was just me, but enough others report it, too, to make a generalization about it.

I sucked your dick 5 years ago. you should do everything I say!