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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
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Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! |
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. |
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Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. |
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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!!!!!!! |
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Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'. |
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