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01-19-2009, 08:38 AM
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Oops in words and pics
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately Take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole?
*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids In tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a Shampoo and a blow job?' ---------- *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf Balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one Of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store He Asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him And said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' ---------- *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that Sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the Display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed Any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' ---------- *While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided To release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally Able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust And annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did Not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished. To my Horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as Threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up The last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my Daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed Behind me were screams of laughter!! ---------- *This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days And a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the Future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when You predict snow but don't get any? We had a Female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to Have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: 'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?' ---------- 
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01-21-2009, 11:02 AM
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Spanked Newscaster?
I saw this on a you-tube clip not too long ago... I believe it was on Fox (but could have been some local station) the subject of child spankings came up and the male newscaster asked his very pretty female co-anchor..."did you ever get spankings as a child?", and she thought about it and slowly said.."errr no...not as a child".... and then turned very red and started laughing saying "oh I didnt mean it that way"........ classic and sexy will try finding the you-tube link
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01-21-2009, 11:11 AM
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01-21-2009, 03:10 PM
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Ho ho, very good!
I love it when a nice female presenter gets embarrassed. The one mentioned above (Where was the 8 inches you promised me last night?) was excellent, as her embarrassment deepened the longer it went on and the implications sunk in. The more intimate the 'imagined' act, the funnier (and sexier as well). Classic.
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