100 pantyhose pics -part XLI

osreb · #1 01-03-2009, 08:14 AM

For the gals:
q) why are men like pantyhose?
a) they either cling, they run, or they don't fit right in the crotch

osreb · #2 01-03-2009, 08:16 AM

One Easter Sunday morning as the pastor was preaching a children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?"

"I know, I know!" a little boy exclaimed, "pantyhose!"

osreb · #3 01-03-2009, 08:20 AM

Q: How many animals can you find in a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, and maybe a lot of hares

osreb · #4 01-03-2009, 08:25 AM

What is deffierence between girls who wear pantyhose and girls in Brooklyn who wear pantyhose?

A: Flatbush

osreb · #5 01-03-2009, 08:28 AM

Q: What do AL Gore and Pantyhose have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.

osreb · #6 01-03-2009, 08:35 AM

How stewardesses clean pantyhose

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Comment: Do airline stewardesses routinely clean their pantyhose by
placing them inside a hotel coffee maker (where the filter rests), and
running the hot water through? I have heard this said on talk radio
programs on occasion. Stewardesses or business women will call in to say
that this is the fastest and best way to clean their hose. When the water
has all run through, the person simply takes them out to hang and dry. I
NEVER use the room makers because of this suspicion. Makes sense to me.

osreb · #7 01-03-2009, 08:39 AM

A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased.

He found a package of pantyhose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size." He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Granny, you wear the same size as our bed!"

osreb · #8 01-03-2009, 08:42 AM

What does a nun wear on a date?

A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose.

osreb · #9 01-03-2009, 09:02 AM

Redneck tip #8: Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.

osreb · #10 01-03-2009, 09:05 AM

After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance blossomed, and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Dick finds Jane very tight, and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Dick says to her, "If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!" To which Jane replies "If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"

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