A Hedonist Wedding

[fitne]

So, a couple I know invited me to their hedonist wedding.

Two days prior to the wedding was the great "unveiling". This is where the bride "reveals" herself to selected male friends and family members. I accepted the invitation thinking this would be fun.

[fitne]

So, I arrived at the location a bit early. There were already a few gentlemen there. Lots of food and alcohol to go around. The bride was expected to arrive soon and the great unveiling could begin. The groom was asked not to attend.

We were all wondering what is this "great unveiling". In the meantime the food and alcohol were great and there was a really good porno movie on the large screen TV.

[fitne]

Shortly after I arrived, the bride appeared wearing a short black skirt and a white blouse. She recognized me right away.

Bride: Hey Fitne. Good to see you again. I think the last time I saw you was when we were kids in grade school.
Me: Yes, it's been a long time. You probably don't know this but I always had a crush for you.

Bride: Do you want to see more of me?
Me: Well, of course.

Bride: Ok, you can start with the great "unveiling".
Me: Ok, what do I do?

Bride: First, you can lift up my short skirt. I'm not wearing panties. Then you can get close and personal with my intimate parts.

[fitne]

So, the exam of her intimate bits continued.

[fitne]

So, the examination of her intimate bits concluded with the FINISH.

Bride: You are amazing!
Me: Thanks. I know.

Bride: How come you never told me you had a crush on me?
Me: It's just that we hung out with different crowds in school.

[karlhein]

Originally Posted by fitne

So, the examination of her intimate bits concluded with the FINISH.

Bride: You are amazing!
Me: Thanks. I know.

Bride: How come you never told me you had a crush on me?
Me: It's just that we hung out with different crowds in school.

Pretty cool, getting to fuck the bride before the groom does

[fitne]

Word got out about the pre-wedding party.

OMG A few of the bride's female friends just crashed the party. They quickly stripped down and sang "I Am Woman".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rptW7zOPX2E

[karlhein]

Originally Posted by fitne

Word got out about the pre-wedding party.

OMG A few of the bride's female friends just crashed the party. They quickly stripped down and sang "I Am Woman".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rptW7zOPX2E

And not a single public hair amongst them = fine dining

[fitne]

Originally Posted by karlhein

And not a single public hair amongst them = fine dining

This thread is in the fiction category BUT there are some elements that are based on real life experiences. I'm sure everybody have wedding stories. Some of these pre-wedding (and maybe post-wedding) happenings are wild and crazy.

[fitne]

The crowd at our pre-wedding party has outgrown the space available in the condo unit.

Good news. We managed to book the bar downstairs and the condo's indoor pool strictly for our own private function. Of course, we had to guarantee the bar a certain level of revenue so they won't suffer any loss of business.

The bride comes from a wealthy family so her parents have agreed to fund any revenue shortfall that the bar might suffer.