Dating Site Fails or Successes

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by JtheMan

The post linked below brought back memories to share:

Back in the early days of online dating around 2002, I joined several sites, match.com, eharmony, etc. This was also before everyone had a digital camera so not every profile had a picture, or in the case of eharmony, you had to do a lot of work before you could see a picture, if they even had one. Anyway, I was a young good looking army guy right after 9/11 and was getting a lot of attention from the ladies. I had my share of dates that were 8s and 9s. But since some had no pictures and others I put in weeks if not months of effort just to see a pic, and they did too, I also attracted a lot of 1s - 3s. I pretty much ghosted and blocked the first unattractive one when I saw her picture and felt horrible about it, so being a nice guy I didn’t want to do that again.

I came up with a plan to make them want to be the one to decide to reject me. I would tell them that I have to be honest with you and I will understand if I’m not right for you, but I need to lay it all on the table now: I’m a sex addict, I have a small penis, I cum quickly, and I love 69ing. If you aren’t ok with this, I understand.

No surprise, most were not ok and they broke contact, but 3 in particular did not mind. Most the eharmony ones left as it was geared toward sloe mates and marriage. I met in person a girl from match that had no photo. She lived nearby and it was easy to get a bite to eat, we had talked on the phone a few times before, but boy did she misadvertise herself. Perfectly nice innocent girl, a little boring, went to a religious college, and a 1 in my book. Tried my best to be boring and undesirable too hoping she would feel we didn’t click. As we were leaving and heading to our cars, she asked if we should meet again. Aw fuck! I used my line from above, since from everything I knew about her would make her run away.

I was wrong. She was very horny and didn’t mind most of the faults I mentioned and invited me back to her place. I was too nice to say no so I went. She was not a virgin and had a one loser boyfriend before. When we got there, she stripped down and started making out with me. Told me to get naked and lay down too. I reminded her that I was small, and shy about it (which was a partial lie. I’m pretty big when erect, but small looking when soft). She said how is that possible for a sex addict? She had me. I stripped down and lied on the bed, she immediately got on my face and I still smell that nasty odor. This was the first time anyone had attempted to giver her oral, and for good reason. I pushed her hips up and got her pussy off my face and had to tell her that I lied about liking 69. Not sure how it happened, but at the same time my small flaccid cock started growing as she was stroking it. “Looks like you lied about having a small dick too” she said. Within a few seconds, I shot my load all on my stomach and on her hands. “You didn’t lie about being quick I see”. She is now mocking me. I fiddled around with her fat hairy pussy for a while and told her I was tired and left. She did not want another date luckily.

Even though everything about that incident was a disaster and sickening at the time, the memory is pretty amazing spank bank material.

Imagine this girl but hairier: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/sho...&postcount=204

Online dating back in that era was all horror stories for me. It was different back then. The whole cliche of "there is a reason women need to date online" was very true back then (I assume not true at all now). Those women were SCARY. The eHarmony ones were the worst, and the process was very institutional and exhausting. Once they finally met me, they assumed we were getting married soon. I even had one kidnap me with her roommate in her apartment one evening. I didn't realize what was happening and I escaped because they were distracted by a TV show that came on--totally true. Another one said that sex on a first date was a must for her, and since I wasn't game, she got super mean and awful.

I totally gave up after a year of online dating, then a weekend later I met my wife at a grocery store.

I imagine that now days, dating online is the better, safer option! If something ever happened to my wife, I could never date again. I would have to just fall into a relationship with someone I had known most of my adult life.

[pawny]

I have to say in the early days I thought online dating was for sad acts, eventually with all the fuss I gave it a go. It was mostly fun and by then most profiles had pics. One stands out because she must have had a beta version of photoshop at that time as she had to be a lot older in reality than her pic and what's she was saying but no matter. She also thought an awful lot of herself and her amazing highly paid job (I tended to avoid saying what my job was because it attracted snobs and those that fancied a bf with the job rather than the actual bf) so that sort of chat wouldn't impress me. Soon enough I wanted to get away and talk to someone else saw in the bar, so my way out was to pick up my phone excusing myself, that I had to check in with my mother! That had the desired effect and she made some excuse to go chat to someone she supposedly recognized. I did get talking to that other girl in the same bar and had a really good time with her, the 1st girl now giving all sorts of looks which made things a bit uncomfortable so gave me the excuse to suggest getting out of there. It was late, bar closing time so it was back to hers. Kept in touch for a while until I moved to another city because of work in the end which looking back was pity as she was a keeper!

[indym]

I don't know if Tinder falls into what you consider a dating site, but I played around on it a few years ago when I was single. I was new to the area and recently on my own, and decided to see if it worked how I had read about it.

I didn't use it a lot, but I did match with several women, which led to fun, more that didn't. They might say the same thing about me, but every single one that I hooked up with was bat shit crazy. I didn't go overboard with photos, but they were real pics and not touched up or posed. I'd say that overwhelmingly, the pics that they posted were once-in-a-lifetime shots or just simply doctored. I look at what I just typed, and it seems shallow, but a major point of the app is its appearance. Unless they have no intention of meeting, you're going to find out what the other person looks like!

My first match ended up being a date for dinner and drinks on a Friday night. She was attractive enough (not like her pics, though), but it was an awkward/bizarre conversation with her. She jumped all over the place, and I could never keep track of what she was talking about. It was like she had five separate conversations going on simultaneously and would randomly jump between them. The one I could follow was about going back to her place.

We had fun that night, and when we were done, she asked me to take her to a wedding the next day! We were still naked and in bed, and she was trying to fight me over not wanting to go to the wedding of people I didn't know with someone I had just met. I was not saying much of anything, and she keeps going about how I should be ashamed of myself for using her for sex. Thank God we were at her place, and I could leave vs. trying to get her to leave. I have to laugh now and probably did at the time when she wanted to know why I was leaving.

In the middle of the next week, she reaches out like nothing happened and like we had made plans for another date. Going on about how great it was the last Friday (blah blah blah). I still have a folder on my computer with screen captures of all her messages and pics because I always felt like I would get accused of something.

[pawny]

Originally Posted by indym

I still have a folder on my computer with screen captures of all her messages and pics because I always felt like I would get accused of something.

Ive done this too, and there is nothing but felt it was prudent anyway with definitely one, and one just in case. Just a the spidey sense tingling. It was probably while over a meal and someone walked past the table and you look up and if it happened to be a woman the date started going 'You eyeing her up, you fancy her' etc. That alarm bells sounded.

[Massguy70]

I did online dating off and on for a number of years. I really liked it most of the time. But there were nights when I asked myself why I continued. The woman I went out with ranged from average to very attractive. I got stuck with a few that were less than average too. I'm not an asshole so I'd continued with the date but it was a one and done. Not talking about sex for those! Things that I learned were if the woman only has photos from her chin up, there is probably a good reason for it (very heavy). And also, if she isn't smiling, there is probably a good reason for it (bad teeth). Two stories about bad dates -

The first was when I felt like I was having a threesome on the first date. Yup! It was me, her and her cell phone. She left her car in a parking lot near her house. The restaurant we were going to was about a half hour away. She checked it a few times during the ride there and was on it a lot at the restaurant. Before we ordered I asked if her phone wanted anything. I said it with a smile hoping she'd get the hint. Nope! Back to texting more after we ate. We were talking through all this but it was a total turn off. She asked where we were going next as we were leaving. Seemed disappointed when I told her I was going to be dropping her off. Of course she was still on the phone on the way back. I don't remember if I stopped when we got back to her car. I kept picturing the push and roll thing as we got to the lot.*

The other is when I learned to be leery of profiles that only show a person from the chin up. Woman sent me a message so we started talking. She just had a couple of pics. All of her face which was cute. We made plans to go out after I dropped my kids off Sunday night. She suggested a ghost walk tour which I've never been on. I told her that sounded good so she said she'd buy tickets. I thought that was nice of her to pay for our first date. Sunday afternoon she asked if I wanted her to pick me up, Wow! She paid for tickets AND she offered to drive! Something wasn't right... I declined the offer. I would be out anyway and didn't mind driving to meet her. She sent me a couple of messages as I was on the way. One said she's be standing outside her car. Another said something about two guys hitting on her. I saw red flags all over the place! It seemed like she was really selling herself. I got down there a few minutes later. I looked over and saw her across an uncrowded Walmart parking lot. GQ no longer returns my calls so I know I won't be in their magazine. But there comes a point when a person might want to know about extremes. So... a devil and angel popped up on my shoulders as I looked over and saw my date. I couldn't miss her because I'm going to estimate she weighted at least 350-400 pounds (at least). It's not like she was a tall woman either. All of that was on a body that might have been 5 1/2' tall.

At this point devil and angel scrapping it out. Devil was saying "Drive fast!!! Keep going!!! and Save yourself!!!". Angel was saying "No, we can not do that. You can't just leave her there". Angel won so I stopped. She suggested driving to the hotel where the tour started so I agreed. The ironic part is... the hotel was the same one I stayed at the night I got married. My wife was about 1/4 of the size of her. We got there early so we had time to talk. She told me her husband recently passed away. Like... 6 weeks before. I had to ask if she felt she should be dating so soon after he died. She told me he wouldn't want her to be sitting home alone. So the tour starts. It was a walking tour around town. I found we were always at the back of the pack. The reason was because she couldn't keep up with the casual pace everyone was walking. So I started to drag further behind so it looked like I was the one holding us up. We made it through the tour and back to her car. At that point she gave me a small gift bag. It's been years so I don't remember what was in it. Nothing expensive. Just something thoughtful that I probably mentioned I liked while we were texting. She was a very nice person but wasn't the person for me. No hug, kiss or any other physical contact when we got back to my car. I was out of there!

[Massguy70]

I could go on and on about good dates. One was with a woman who was a former model and was married to a professional football player for a number of years. She had a lot of good stores about that life. She seemed fun and outgoing during our conversations when we met. She looked great for our first date which was out to dinner then to see a band. We went for a ride after that wrapped up around 1am. We made out in the car for awhile outside her house. I think her daughter might have been home so she didn't want me to go out. We ended up fucking right out in the open which was on a corner of a busy street (not as many cars at that time of night). Yeah, that was a good night! We went out for a few months. The crazy started to come out as I really got to know her so I backed off.

Another one was with a Dominican girl who was 13 years younger than me (36/49). This girl was hot!!! Beautiful eyes, very pretty/flawless face, petite body with a great rack. She looked so good that I felt like I was being set up. She got there before me and said she was sitting at the bar. I was shocked to see the person I expected when I walked in. We had drinks and dinner then went to a different location to see a band. We left my car there and took hers. At one point she felt how excited I was as I was grinding on her ass. She reached to feel me then said told me she wanted to go home with me. We left a little while later, left my car behind and went to my house for an amazing night of sex. She started off with wanting me to wear a condom (booo). It was off when she wanted to go again and didn't care if I did after that. She slept over which she said was her first one night stand. I questioned how many first one night stands she has had. We went from breakfast in the morning then she dropped me off at my car. We went out for awhile. The issue with her with her ex-husband. They were going through a long court battle so he stopped taking the kids to get back at her. Her sister could babysit once in awhile but not often so that put a damper on our social and sex life. NYE is my night. I always go out. She wouldn't have been able to so I knew that hot ass wasn't going to be worth the nights of not being able to go out.

There was a red head that seemed promising. Great conversation before we met. She was a sexy girl next door type. We met for dinner and drinks (yeah, my common date activity). Smoking came up at one point during the conversation. Her profile said something about she quit. So I asked how long ago. She was like welllll....... She was working on quitting. I've dated 2 woman who smoked years before. That was for a few short time. I knew this wasn't going to go anywhere but I figured I'd continue until it crashed and burned. We went to a comedy club at a casino after dinner. They had an R-Rated hypnotist that night. I ended up on stage. I wasn't hypnotist but I went along with it and had a great time. I saw her goto the bathroom while I was up there. I didn't think much of it until I kissed her. I could faintly tell she had a cigarette. She had another one while we were drinking later. Her house was on my way home. She asked if I wanted to stop by so I said yeah. The house smelled like a hotel people smoked in for years. Even her big, annoying dog smelled. He must have went through a pack a day! She started making out with me but I couldn't do it. Horrible taste! I was biting my tongue because that was better. She suggested we move to the bedroom. I told her I was going to head home. Never called again!

To finish this with a good date. The woman was average looking/a little chunky with great tits. We met at a restaurant that specializes in steak and lobster. That's what I got. The conversation was good and flirty. She was very nice but I drove an hour to get there and she lived at least another 30 minutes away. I had interest in her but couldn't do that drive all the time. I like someone to be within 30 minutes of me. Makes it easy for a quick "Hey, lets for for drinks or ice cream" and not have to go on a road trip to get there. Anyway, offered to pay for dinner. I told her "I got it" but she insisted so I wasn't going to argue that. We then went out to the car to talk. That "talk" turned a little conversation and us naked (I have dark windows). Awesome blowjob and we fucked like rabbits. I later told her there was too much distance. She said she figured that but still had a great time.

[karlhein]

I was on Match for a couple of years. Had lots of dates, maybe 4 per month. About half were women I didn't find all that attractive. Out of politeness, I tried to enjoy them for dinner and conversation. A few (33%) of them wound up inviting me to their places, always a signal that they want to fuck. Most were nothing to look at when we got naked, but as most hadn't been fucked recebtly, they were generally enthustiac and up for anthing. Lots of cum swollowing, lots of anal. Lots of them were multi orgasmic and vocally appreciatuve.Went back for 2nd and 3rd dates with many. I can't recall many who were cold fishes who just laid there.a few had a bit of hygeine issues, but that led to taking a shower together. If I wanted to break it off, it was an easy text to say that "I had met someone who I might be serous about" few of the crying recriminations that often go with moving on.

In the other half, who I thoughr were attractive, the success rate was slightly lower, fewer first date hookups. They were more fun to look at, and to be seen with, but no better or woese in the sack. More had shaved pussies, which I like,but they weren't any better or more responsive than the kess attractive.

I had a couple of 3 somes in both groups, Less attractive women really get off on mfm, really appreciate the attention from 2 guys at once. Both had mentioned the fastasy of a 3 some in the afterglow after fucking

All in all a goid experience, but I found I had to keep a "book" as you are talking to, flirting with or fucking many at any given time. I got into a longer term thing with one of the pretty ones, areal screamer

[bone4annie]

My girlfriend is newly divorced and discovering her sexual awakening. I encourage her to explore with other men besides me, as long as she tells me all the details. She lives in Seattle now. She met a handsome sexy black guy online from Portland. He drove 3 hours up to meet her. She told me he only stayed less than an hour! She confided that he only came for a sex date. He pressured her for a blowjob and she reluctantly gave him one, she didnt like it, but she said he was so handsome and sexy and wanted to see him again. Of course, he never called again or answered her calls.

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by visa0061

The early days of online dating were THE BEST. Hands down. I discovered it in 2008-2009 when it first got popular.

Wow, how old does that make me? My online dating stories come from many years before that!!

Your experiences reminded me that I met a wannabe p0rn star. She showed up in a black blazer and jeans, but under her open blazer was a see-through netted top with her DDD boobs and 5-inch areola perfectly visible. Huge turn off for me. She couldn't understand why I had no interest in that. She was also generally very rude and mean, and she super confused why I didn't want to walk her back to her car.

[Massguy70]

A story from before online dating. There used to be magazines that had local ads for businesses along with personal ads. I was reading through the ads, found one interesting so I gave her a call (yeah, you know that was a long time ago!). We talked for awhile then made plans to get together. She lived in an apartment complex about 10 minutes from me. I went to the apartment that night, knocked on the door and was greeted by a fairly attractive girl in her mid 20s. Pretty face, great tits. I was like "yes, scores!". Then she told me my date (don't remember her name) was getting ready. So I sat on the couch with this girl and her boyfriend. We talked while watching TV. And then the bedroom door opened... I felt like I got hit in the face with a bat. This girl was so unattractive, I wouldn't have banged her and kept it to myself. So sits next to me and we all continue talking for awhile. At this point, I'm thinking the other girl and her boyfriend are probably laughing inside. After a little while the girl leans toward me. Then I feel her hand on my leg. I look over at her and she looked looked at me. Then she looked at the bedroom. Then she looked at me, then she looked at the bedroom before asking if there was something else I'd rather be doing. I'm like nope, this show is pretty good. A little while later she nudged me then nodded over to the bedroom. I ignored that. It's been years so I don't remember what I said but I made an excuse to leave. I literally ran down the hallway after the door closed. I jumped down the stairs, ran through the lot, dove into my car and sped out of there. After that, I have never made a date with someone if I didn't know what they looked like. Well, I still got stuck with some that I didn't find attractive because they only had pics from their chin up, weren't smiling, used filters, pics were 15 years old or a combination of these. None have been as bad as that night.