National Lampoon's "Lost Reality"

**Fango** · #1 07-02-2005, 07:54 PM

National Lampoon the magazine went down the crapper in the late 70's and they haven't made a good movie since "Vacation". However, the Lampoon has always been a consistent source for nudity of the cheap and comedic variety. National Lampoon recently released DVDs called "Lost Reality" and they are no exception. Although not very funny, there is plenty of nudity. Claiming to be reality show pilots that never got off the ground, they are basically just skits that riff off of a reality show theme. The first skit, "Casting Couch" involves a sleazy producer getting a succession of Z-list actresses to strip off or otherwise degrade themselves.

I am posting only the parts with actual nudity from the sketch, though there are other arguably sexy things he makes other girls do. The brunette "Noo Yawkuh" particularly caught my eye. She claims to have studied at top notch acting schools, ends up getting topless and then is offered a starring role in... a dog food commercial. Watch for the gentle shake of her breasts as she indignantly protests.

More to come.

Enjoy

Fango

KarlMalone · #2 07-02-2005, 08:12 PM

I'm guessing these are staged??? Do you know? I guess they could be real.

Other sketches on Lost Reality involving nudity:

Bachelor type show that involves a transgendered person. It looks like a girl they just attached a fake penis too, but who knows, it could be the real thing - which is kinda gross. The she male actually looks pretty hot until they show the penis. Full nudity.

Dating show that involves a wh*r*, but dates don't know that. Girl has sex with the date but he doesn't know she's a wh*r*. Very hot girl. They have sex in the bathroom. Other date has sex with her in the car, and she is topless.

Lost Reality 2 is also out on DVD. The parts with nudity:

Game show where the host convinces a girl on the street to pump her gas completely naked (I'm not sure if its staged or not, but its very hot!!!!)

Show about a family that has to seduce a male foreign exchange student. The mom (a bit older but not bad) walks in wearing only an apron. The hot older sister is topless around him and asks him to give her a backrub.

Show about a house like Real World, but filled with swingers. Lots of male and female nudity. Most are older, but one younger hot girl.

This reminds me, has anyone heard of a movie called "Games People Play: New York"? It is billed as the ultimate reality show movie, where they have 6-8 actors audition for a chance to win a lot of money, and the producer puts them through humiliating stunts. There is supposed to be a lot of nudity, male and female. It came out last year, but hasn't come out on DVD yet. Has anyone seen it? Supposedly they are set to release a Los Angeles version and have already begun casting for a "Bible Belt" version as well.

**Fango** · #3 07-02-2005, 08:31 PM

I will be posting the 3 skits from "Lost Reality 2" that you mentioned eventually.

I would say that most of the sketches like "Casting Couch", "The wh*r*", "Foreign Family Affair" and "Swing House" were scripted, but "Money" where the girl strips may be real. It's hard to tell (which is a complement to the NL people).

Fango

**Fango** · #4 07-02-2005, 08:42 PM

Here's a short joke from the skit "Project Redlight", a take-off of "Project Greenlight" in which film school students are assigned to make an adult film. Most of the skit was just blatantly pornographic, but this bit is actually pretty funny (Just too bad the actress wasn't facing the camera).

Enjoy

Fango

Adigger767 · #5 07-03-2005, 04:28 AM

I saw Games People Play when it hit theaters for like a week early last year. Non-stop female frontal nudity (as well as male ffn although that's not really our concern). My memory is a bit hazy on the film but it does include scenes where:

...during the "audition" process random couples of contestants are paired up and must stimulate sex acts on one another in front of a large audience of their peers. All participants are at least topless here (probably about 15 different women) and some who are real troopers go all the way naked.

...the women have to seduce the take out delivery guy (always a pudgy-looking dude who barely speaks English) by dropping their towels, standing naked in front of the guy, then seduce the guy and convincing him to get completely naked only for an actor playing the woman's husband to storm in and threateng to kill the now freaked out and butt naked dude. This is all sort of cruel but it does end with the three female contestants streaking naked through the streets of NY.

...the male contestants have to pretend to be movie producers and use the casting couch on "unsuspecting" young actresses. The farther they get with the young woman, the more "points they receive."

...teams of one male contestant and one female conestant seduce unsuspecting men they meet in bars to go back to their hotel room and preform in a threesome. Of course this threesome involves all three of them performing a song and dance routine totally naked. Really hot watching these women do goofy choreography totally naked but the dick to pussy ratio is 2:1.

It's a pretty wretched movie (exploitive and pointless), but it was made for boards like this where all of the best bits can be capped without having to sit through the whole thing. No idea when it's coming out on dvd (they haven't updated their site in ages) but it will go down as a pretty historic film for on-screen skin.

**Fango** · #6 07-03-2005, 09:39 PM

From the skit called "Money". The host gives the girl hundreds of dollars to pump gas completely naked. The hose blocks her lower half most of the time.

As always, kudos to the girl, whether this is staged or not, for actually having the guts to do this (in broad daylight no less). The shots of on-lookers are great.

I have to rapidshare it because it came out to 14 MB.

http://rapidshare.de/files/2785645/l...money.avi.html

Enjoy

Fango

Lamadin · #7 07-04-2005, 01:35 AM

I've been waiting forever for Games People Play: New York and L.A. to come out, I don't know what's holding em up. I do have a bunch of clips from the movie of the 3 main actresses in various skits, including the pizza delivery guy one. All 3 of the girls are hot and the clips are good quality, but they're all watermarked

If anyone hears anymore about the DVD of these movies, let us know. P.S. Great job Fango. I have Lost Reality 1, but havn't checked out the 2nd one yet. This movie is way under the radar, not even on IMDB.

miketru · #8 07-04-2005, 02:02 AM

Badass clips man, thank you

calikid619 · #9 07-04-2005, 03:26 AM

i really lke that scrubbing girl and the gas girl

chickman · #10 07-04-2005, 04:14 AM

Great fango : i like this reality show !

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