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04-19-2014, 12:57 PM
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100 pantyhose pics - part CXL
SEX AT 73
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road! ~~~~~ 
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#2
04-19-2014, 12:59 PM
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Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
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#3
04-19-2014, 01:01 PM
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30
My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.
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04-19-2014, 01:02 PM
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40
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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04-19-2014, 01:05 PM
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
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04-19-2014, 01:13 PM
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~
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#7
04-19-2014, 01:14 PM
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70
God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.
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#8
04-19-2014, 01:15 PM
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80
I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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#9
04-19-2014, 01:18 PM
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90
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
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#10
04-19-2014, 01:20 PM
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100 pantyhose pics - part CXL
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