100 pantyhose pics - part CXXXII

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THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU.

Read this and I guarantee you just might learn something that will
save your home from being burglarized.

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting
your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last
week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

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3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste
means there are nice things inside.
Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming
system they have.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway.
And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long
it takes you to remove it..

5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car
and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

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6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't
let your alarm company install the control pad where I
can see if it's set. That makes it too easy.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second
floor, which often access the master bedroom - and your jewelry.
It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your
door - understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.

9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters.
(Don't take me up on it.)

10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer?
I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

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11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables.
But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best
alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on
while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that
works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a
real television.

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8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:

1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and
carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors

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3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise.
If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's
doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it
again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.

4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm
system and leave your house without setting it?

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5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen
TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night,
before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.

6.Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page.
It's easier than you think to look up your address.
Parents: caution your kids about this. You see this every day.

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7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a
little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.

8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door.
Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.

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Protection for you and your home:
If you don't have a gun, here's a more humane way to wreck someone's evil plans for
you. WASP SPRAY

A friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area was
concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday
to rob them when they were counting the collection. She
asked the local police department about using pepper
spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of
wasp spray instead.

The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty
feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the
pepper spray, they have to get too close to you and
could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds
an attacker until they get to the hospital for an
antidote. She keeps a can on her desk in the office and
it doesn't attract attention from people like a can of
pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home
for home protection... Thought this was interesting and might be of use.

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Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse,
your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr.'s office, the
check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across to
do this. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the
panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you
turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come
home for the night and you start to put your keys away,think of this:
It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation.
Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down
or until you reset it with the button on the key chain.
It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into
your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won't stick around. After a few seconds all the neighbors will be
looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember
to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This
is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.