[Exhibitionist] Encounter with desperate housewife

[capitolgrrrl]

This just happened a week ago. My boyfriend was dropping me off at the day spa and there was a woman standing in front of me, who looked about 35, carrying on about how desperately she needed a bikini wax. She said that her husband was going to bring her and her kids to Martinique, but she hadn't shaved or waxed in months and "it's a like a jungle down there". My BF was planning on splitting, but he stuck around with a big grin on his face. The young lady at the desk was very polite but said that they were already overbooked and they had to serve the people with reservations. Then the mom started carrying on again about what a mess her bikini area was and she would not be able to go the beach. This went on for several minutes, and the mom turned to me and ask if I was getting a bikini wax and whether I could give up my reservation.

I told her I had a reservation, but I wasn't sure that she really needed it. Truthfully, I was just jerking her chain. I already knew she was desperate, and was going to let her go ahead. Before I knew it though, she started unzipping her mom jeans. Within seconds, she was standing in the front of the spa with her pants and panties around her knees.

The truth was she didn't look that bad. Her thighs were well-toned, and though she had thick, curly black hair on her pussy, her labia were still clearly visible. I realized that I was staring, as was my BF.

The mom snapped her fingers to get our attention, then pointed out the hair growing down her thighs. She asked my BF, "Do you think my kids wants to see this?"

"No ma'am," he dutifully replied.

I was about to burst out laughing, so I pulled my BF out of the salon. I said, "I bet you want to fuck now." He nodded, and we went home and screwed. I hope I never see the woman again, because it will be hard not to laugh again.