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Living on Earth is expensive,
But it does include a free trip Around the sun every year. Last edited by openthe4thseal; 01-03-2017 at 11:22 AM. Reason: Watermarked Photo Removed |
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How long a minute is
Depends on what side of the Bathroom door you're on |
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Birthdays are good for you;
The more you have, The longer you live. |
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
How come nothing is free yet? |
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Some mistakes are too much fun
To only make once. |
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Don't cry because it's over;
Smile because it happened. |
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A truly happy person is one who
Can enjoy the scenery on a detour |
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An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names.' The elderly lady hung her head, 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old idiot what his name is.' |
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If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be......
The 2.99 Special We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.' 'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her. 'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously. 'YES!' stated the waitress. 'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.. 'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked. 'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! WE'VE been around the block more than once! |
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100 pantyhose pics - part CXVIII
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