Middle Aged Mother Flashes all to Delivery Man

[SukiNippz]

Just been reading some terrific stories, and wondered if you wanted me to share some of mine. The difference here is I am female and I have just loved showing off myself, trying to make out wherever possible that 'it's all accidental'. I have many stories of my activities over the last ten years or so.

My flashing is often quite well prepared, but still needs that large element of luck for me to put it into action. This time, it all worked superbly. …..... Just three years ago:

Tomorrow is Mother’s Day. Heard my girls whispering and worked out I could probably expect a delivery of flowers either today or tomorrow. History suggested that the delivery could be early in the morning, when I’m up and around and the rest of the house is usually having a long lie and extra sleep.

So, I was better prepared than ever before. Tried similar thing a few times but just KNEW I could do better.

Got up, put my favourite old nightie on – quite long – to mid-calf, dark red silk, so it was opaque, with very thin straps. Quite modest but I knew I could anything with it. I had also altered how the straps attached to the back of the nightie – with one small stitch of weak cotton for each strap. More of that later.

The bush – fluffy or slick? I worked out that what I wanted was slick, to look very black, so applied a little gel, and flattened it down, looking even blacker, glossy and ‘following the contours’ more. Boobs? I put some red food dye on my nipples last night as treat for hubby, and after drying carefully wiped most of it off with slightly damp cotton wool. Leaving the nipples redder than usual but not too obviously treated.

I heard a noise, checked the landing window and a van was across the road, loads of bouquets in the back, and a fairly handsome guy about my age picking out a bouquet.

What I was about to try I had done once before, with the same nightie, when I answered the door to the landlord of the villa we were staying in in France.

The doorbell rang. Waited 30 seconds, tweaking and pinching my nipples up for all I was worth, big deep breath and opened the door. Unlocked it with my right hand and took out the keys, pressed the handle with my left hand and drew it open towards me. Oh dear, I dropped the keys on the floor!. Left hand still on the handle, leant down to the right for the keys. Oh dear! Right strap slipped off my shoulder and out popped the right tit! (practice makes perfect!). A little yelp, and I moved my left hand across to grab the right strap. And the left strap slipped off. What a catastrophe. Both tits fully on show (hubby said that my practices were perfect – all looked entirely accidental) and I just grabbed the slippy silk as it was revealing the top of my bush. The delivery man’s mouth was agape; I was yelping and being totally flustered. He didn’t see me move my foot trapping the nightie between foot and floor.

Both thumbs under the straps and I yanked it up over my shoulders. So hard that both straps snapped where they joined the front of the nightie (well, with only one stitch holding them, they would snap, wouldn't they?). A cry of anguish from me and the whole lot slid down to form a silky puddle at my feet. My tits and full bush were open to the world.

He released his left hand from the bouquet, and, moving his eyes bent down for the keys as I bent down for my nightie. This bit was not planned the way it happened, but it could NOT have been better. We bumped heads as we bent down, he moved and twisted back and the stems from the flowers dragged across my left tit, and hurt a bit. I really yelped (still no nightie!). Easily squeezed out a couple tears as I grabbed my boob, saying how hurt it was. Poor man! Then, brainwave “I don’t have any lenses in, is it bleeding?” I said, which was true, I don’t use lenses. Offered my tit up to him and he peered and he said there were scratch marks on the top –which I knew. “No, the nipple, I said, It’s REALLY sore!” So he peered closer, sayinng he couldn’t see any damage.

I picked up my nightie and the only thing I could do was tie the broken straps round tight under my tits, holding the top flap against my boobs.

Everything covered, I took the bouquet, giving another boob flash, smiled embarrassed, as did he, and thanked him very much.

Went in, upstairs, threw the nightie into the corner, into bed and whispered to hubby, “He got full nipple pokies through silk, both tits and full frontal on the bush. And I’m feeling horny as all hell!”

A couple of pics of the nightie.

[milocool]

hehe enjoyed that story, love how you inserted clumsyness makes it an even better story/memory for the man involved then when it was just a woman flashing
nice one

[SukiNippz]

Originally Posted by milocool

hehe enjoyed that story, love how you inserted clumsyness makes it an even better story/memory for the man involved then when it was just a woman flashing
nice one

Thanks milocool, glad you liked it. And I have been practising for about ten years!

Kisses

Suki.

[Holden]

Originally Posted by SukiNippz

And I have been practising for about ten years!

Great story
I would love to hear more of your stories

[SukiNippz]

Originally Posted by Holden

Great story
I would love to hear more of your stories

Thanks Holden. There will be more..........

Suki

[Hurrel]

Thanks for sharing; it was an excellent story. It made my morning!

[SukiNippz]

Originally Posted by Hurrel

Thanks for sharing; it was an excellent story. It made my morning!

Thanks Hurrel, how sweet. But if that made your morning, maybe you should get out a bit more?

Kisses

Suki

[Hurrel]

Suki,

Your absolutely correct; maybe I should get out more. However, I still enjoy a good story and wanted to let you know it was appreciated. My wife has an exhibitionist streak in her also and we have had some exciting moments ourselves.

Hurrel

[SukiNippz]

Originally Posted by Hurrel

Suki,

Your absolutely correct; maybe I should get out more. However, I still enjoy a good story and wanted to let you know it was appreciated. My wife has an exhibitionist streak in her also and we have had some exciting moments ourselves.

Hurrel

Excellent! I'll check out your posts!

Kisses

Suki

[xxxxenophile]

As a male exhibitionist (whom by definition no ones wants to see unless it's to press charges)
I'm all for more ladies like you working so hard to show off!
Keep it up, and please keep sharing tales with us!