What are your silly and unrealistic fantasies?

[rudolfm]

Robert, get yourself an Android phone, install the Alibi dashcam app. Then get a cover to hang around you neck. With that, you can walk around and video everyone and everything unnoticed.

[Hornyinde]

We’ve talked during sex play about her having another guy in bed so we have a threeway, and it turns her on. We’ve acted out with me and her vibrator as the other.

I like to think about taking it further and her not stopping it.

A time when we start talking about a threeway, and she’s very worked up, I ask her if she really wants it, and she says yes. I then have the neighbor’s son who is home from college walk in. She’s 57 like me, and it does excite her to think of a younger man, since we were at a nude beach this summer and a college-aged guy took an interest in her.

I tell her, just give the poor guy a handjob, and she would agree. Then one of his friends also joins and I ask her if she’d help him out the same way.

At that point, I just step away and watch from a chair in the bedroom, as she takes on both younger men, and doesn’t stop at handjobs, but full on threeway sex. Her enjoying having two guys worshiping her body and giving her all the pleasure she needs.

[explorer98]

That I'm NOT 62, overweight, diabetic, losing my hair and that I can get as hard, as often and for as long as I did when I was 19.

Otherwise ALL my fantasies are silly and unrealistic!!

[stiv837]

Having sex with our friends thirty six year old daughter is my definitely unattainable fantasy. She is a beautiful MILF with great tits and I have heard rumors she likes to suck cock.

[Shihoin]

Originally Posted by sammy15

We were at Cypress Cove Nudist resort last winter and saw many couples were playing Pickleball. That is my wife's favorite sport. I mentioned to her we should play when we go down there this winter. She said no way. My wife is tall and in great shape and has terrific boobs.I would love to see them swaying back and forth. Although she said no, I am bringing our paddles with us when we go. Who knows?

Along those same lines...

Our resort offers "outdoors naked coed Yoga" every weekend. I've been trying - in vain - to get my wife to join in. But she has seen it - up close - looking like the pics below. And in spite of the fact that she does practice Yoga, her answer was immediately "NO!" Her issue with it, as she candidly expressed, is that she doesn't want her pussy and asshole to be completely exposed in front of everyone.
I've argued the fact that in the time she's socialized and done activities naked around other people, her pussy and asshole have been seen multiple time. Her counterargument is that she was never just "posing" completely exposed in front of people. I even tried to get the instructor to convince her. No dice.

To this day I haven't given up and bring it up every time the Yoga session takes place. Luckily for me, even though she gives me a "oh piss off with that already" look; she actually kind of finds it funny. I think she knows that it would be a turn on for me to see her with her pussy "popping out" next to the other women. And I haven't given up on it yet lol!

[Hornyinde]

Originally Posted by stiv837

Having sex with our friends thirty six year old daughter is my definitely unattainable fantasy. She is a beautiful MILF with great tits and I have heard rumors she likes to suck cock.

Who shared those rumors?

[Natalie Banus]

Got 2 20ish girl colleagues who I get on really well with at work, both in the office and socially. But totally platonically.
Let's call them M1 and M2....
Would like the idea of the 3 of us going away on a training course in a hotel, and M1 and M2 servicing me with a BJ and "competing" to be the one who makes me blow my load!!!
I'd give them 30 second slots in turn, and then when I was about to cum would pull out and cover the "losers" face (hopefully M2!!) in my juices!!!

[SlyBry2010]

I would love to have one more night with my second wife. We split because we were young and not ready for a committed relationship. We were not each other's favorite person for some years, but time and our son growing up has softened all that. When I saw her at our boy's HS graduation she didn't hesitate to give me a big hug (which made her nipples hard for a few moments, but that's just her- she has been doing that her whole life and it really doesn't mean anything). She has always been busty and a nice ass, but I know she's gotten fairly big over the last several years- she's quite candid about it and my god, her tits have gotten enormous! (I've only seen a few clothed photos but holy cow!)

I fantasize about visiting my son at the same time she is, probably somewhere neutral ground like at a big hotel or something. I have gotten a suite with a bedroom and plenty of comfortable seating. We'd have a great evening talking and sharing old stories with the boy and learning about each other a bit more. She likes to drink (I stopped years ago) so I imagine her getting fairly ripped over the course of the evening.

She ends up sitting next to me on a couch after pouring herself another cocktail, and we continue talking and laughing and she's starting to touch me occasionally, like on my arm. Finally, our son says he's had enough and leaves for his own room. She's going to go, too, but I convince her to stay for one more drink. Now she's laughing and leaning on me when it gets too much, and I have my hand on her shoulder giving her small pets.

As she finishes her last drink, she wants to go but is having a hard time getting upright. I offer to walk her and she accepts, leaning on me and rubbing those beautiful breasts on my side. We don't get very far and she decides that she can't make it. I offer to share my suite- she can have the bedroom and I'll sleep on the pull-out bed from the couch.

She accepts and retires to the room. After a few minutes while I'm making up the bed she emerges and approaches me. She has shed her bra and whatever pants and just has her blouse and panties on. Her nipples are already quite hard just from the blouse material, and she pulls me to her for a goodnight hug, thanking me for my hospitality and gallantry. The hug is somewhat fierce and lengthy, and I am hugging her back just as deliberately. She leans back and looks into my eyes and says "I really don't like the idea of you getting the stupid couch. That bed in there is huge (king-size at least) and I'm sure we can be comfortable. Join me?"

[slabryder]

Sex with a heavily pregnant woman

[ripper12]

To see Emma Watson nude….fantasy fulfilled.