What are your silly and unrealistic fantasies?

[4cali]

Winston’s post above is apt. I’ve had a few dreams that have become sexual fantasies over the years. Recently I dreamed I could hear my wife fucking her ex in the room next door. In the dream it was some weird societal norm and maybe even obligation that you have sex with your ex partners through life. So I listened as she moaned and came repeatedly. I awoke to find the AC/Heat unit in our hotel room was making a squeaking and squeaking sound. I think this was her moans from my dream. She HATES this particular ex. And I’m not a fan by proxy. Yet, my cock was rock hard and I have found that feeling of jealousy creeping into my head and playing out the scenario and it makes me quite horny for some reason.

Another one is a neighbor of ours who I never in any way saw in a sexual light. She is about 65 so quite a bit older. She’s short. Maybe 5’0”. Pretty for her age but quite skinny and no butt but she has big boobs. In my dream a while back we were all laying in a bed together. Her my wife and me. My wife was massaging my feet and the neighbor was runbbing my chest and arms. I got an erection and both women were noticing and commenting. They were both rubbing me all over including my cock for seconds at a time. The neighbor pulled her tits out. No idea how they’d look in real life but in my dream they were a bit saggy and veiny. I started sucking on them and my wife began to blow me. Then for some awful reason I snapped out of it wide awake hard as a brick. Now I can’t help but think of this neighbor and her big tits. My wife and I have had conversations about swinging. She’d never actually agree to it but the talks I think are fantasies of hers. If we did however it would be a woman our age. Still, the older neighbor fantasy has been strong.

[bimobinny]

My unrealistic fantasies:

Porn dystopia: We live in a world where all the women do porn. It doesn't matter if she's short or tall, fat or skinny, young or old. If she covers a fetish then she is doing porn.

Aggressive cucking: I get a vasectomy so I can't have kids, and I persuade my wife to cheat on me, which she will be compelled to do if she wants to be a mom.

Also have my wife do porn.

[bobbobulus]

I have a friend who is a longstanding member here. He knows I post Anne's pictures and has seen them. He also knows that Anne happily poses nude for my club photography. He has sen her posing naked outdoors photos and meets her socially from time to time. My fantasy involves him asking Anne to do some boudoir poses for him in a local cottage. As the shoot starts of with underwear and loose clothes Anne drinks too much, loses her inhibitions and agrees to pose with less and less on till she is naked x. At this point the poses he asks for are verging on porn but she just goes with it

[bobbobulus]

Hint hint, supersmoothy

[Shihoin]

Originally Posted by bobbobulus

My fantasy involves him asking Anne to do some boudoir poses for him in a local cottage.

Along the same lines.

When my wife and I go to a nudist venue that allows photography, we take full advantage of it and take pics there. She's definitely naked and actually enjoys posing nude; but they are rather tame. They're usually taken privately; although at times people have been in the background watching.

My fantasy is for one of the other guests - preferably female and uninhibited - to ask to join her. And then gently coaxing my wife into posing in more candid ways. And then seeing my wife loosening up little by little, having fun with it and eventually just going along with it. Until she really starts getting into it...

Is it impossible? Knowing my wife after a few drinks: no. Is it unlikely? Yes. But it's a nice fantasy!

[winston optic beer]

Originally Posted by 4cali

Winston’s post above is apt. I’ve had a few dreams that have become sexual fantasies over the years. Recently I dreamed I could hear my wife fucking her ex in the room next door. In the dream it was some weird societal norm and maybe even obligation that you have sex with your ex partners through life. So I listened as she moaned and came repeatedly. I awoke to find the AC/Heat unit in our hotel room was making a squeaking and squeaking sound. I think this was her moans from my dream. She HATES this particular ex. And I’m not a fan by proxy. Yet, my cock was rock hard and I have found that feeling of jealousy creeping into my head and playing out the scenario and it makes me quite horny for some reason.

Another one is a neighbor of ours who I never in any way saw in a sexual light. She is about 65 so quite a bit older. She’s short. Maybe 5’0”. Pretty for her age but quite skinny and no butt but she has big boobs. In my dream a while back we were all laying in a bed together. Her my wife and me. My wife was massaging my feet and the neighbor was runbbing my chest and arms. I got an erection and both women were noticing and commenting. They were both rubbing me all over including my cock for seconds at a time. The neighbor pulled her tits out. No idea how they’d look in real life but in my dream they were a bit saggy and veiny. I started sucking on them and my wife began to blow me. Then for some awful reason I snapped out of it wide awake hard as a brick. Now I can’t help but think of this neighbor and her big tits. My wife and I have had conversations about swinging. She’d never actually agree to it but the talks I think are fantasies of hers. If we did however it would be a woman our age. Still, the older neighbor fantasy has been strong.

I can think of another couple of dreams that bordered on fantasies, both involving my ex.

The first feels disrespectful because it is something she would never have done in real life. In the dream, I saw her naked with a rugby team in their showers and communal bath. That situation was already facinating in itself, but there was more to come.

Eventually, it turned into a full scale gang bang. Aroused by all the naked testosterone around her, she lay down on the floor and spread her legs for them. Then each of the many big guys present fucked her in turn.

This was an unrealistic fantasy, but it was not totally silly. She was a strong well built woman with a powerful sex drive. I don't doubt that she could have accommodated a rugby team in real life if she'd been minded to do so.

The dream occured during our break up. Maybe, it was my subconcious telling me what I was giving up and that it was inevitable that she would go on to have sex with other men after the split. I was testing myself to see if that made me jealous. Far from it, I was turned on by the fantasy.

[4cali]

Originally Posted by KingBlobbyBobby

Did she ever tell you about the sex she had with her ex? (Hey, that rhymesIf she did, maybe that was subconsciously in your head. I've thought about my wife with her exes, most of whom she cheated on me with, a number of times. If I think about how much I love her (we're separated but still married) these incidents disgust me, but if I think about them form a purely sexual standpoint, they turn me on immensely.

It would be an interesting social norm if you had to have sex with exes throughout your life. If she had to do it, would you want to watch? (It's all purely fantasy of course, since it won't happen.) Or would you want her to watch if you had to fuck your ex but still stay married to her? That's an interesting and hot thought.

We are extremely open. What I know of her and this particular ex is that he was her third sexual partner and the first guy she had orgasms from sex with. They dated about a year. They had sex near daily then towards the end it dried up and she found out he was cheating (why she still hates him). So she dumped him but they kept hooking up for a couple months until she started dating another guy. Without saying the direct words I know he was the best sex of her life before me and I suppose maybe he’s got a space in my subconscious due to a little jealousy. The idea of sharing her is a fantasy in general but not with him, but something about this dream has me aroused. That it’s required for some reason to occasionally fuck your ex. That she’d go into the situation repulsed not wanting to, but then remembering how good the sex was as they started and lose herself in the moment.

As for watching, I dunno. It’s so hypothetical. Like I said it’s a fantasy to share her but in reality I wouldn’t want her to do that with him. Maybe one of her other exes that weren’t any good. I could school them on how to actually make her cum. I have a handful of exes I wouldn’t mind revisiting I the sack. I don’t know about my wife watching me though. I’d probably have performance anxiety lol.

[4cali]

Originally Posted by KingBlobbyBobby

My wife told me there were some guys she really didn't like, hated, the experience with them was terrible, but somehow she kept coming back for more, so it couldn't have been that bad or she wouldn't have kept coming back for more, even after they were fucking other girls. I've discovered that this "I hate(d) him" stuff is usually a ruse to get you off their back about the guy and pretend they didn't care about him, or the sex, so you won't be jealous. At least that's the way it was in my case.

I know you’re talking a different scenario but I definitely agree my wife kept fucking her ex because it was good. Like I said we’re open and I know this guy drove her wild in bed. The fact he turned out to be a dirt bag is what makes it worse for her. If he was ugly and a terrible fuck it would have been easier to move on but she was young and he was a good looking guy and the sex just kept happening. Like I said there’s a tinge of jealousy for me about it so I think that’s why it took over my dream.

[Wdyitc]

Interesting string of posts because this has happened with me. I had a dream once where we were hosting several friends for a party. We had sports on the tv and at one point my wife stood and removed her clothes and sat back down next to a coworker of mine. He’s older and fat but she was letting him suck her tits and feel her up. The party just continued and it seemed normal to everyone but me.

Funny how dreams can evolve as they occur. Suddenly it wasn’t a large group of friends just me and her and the coworker. I sat on the couch with them while they were having sex. She had her head back on my lap grabbing onto my shirt as he fucked her. In the dream I was feeling horrible jealousy and wanted her to stop but I figured it had already happened. I woke up hard as a brick on the verge of cumming.

Since then I fantasize about A) her being the naked host for our friends at a party. Supplying drinks and letting our guests cop a feel and B) her fucking this particular coworker.

The weird thing is one Halloween, prior to the dream, we were the king and queen of hearts. She had on a red lingerie top and short cheeky shorts. Her boobs were propped up and her cleavage was tremendous. She told me at the bar this coworker said to her “nice tits”. It never bothered me as it’s true and he was kidding and didn’t make any other moves. But maybe that’s why he entered this dream as a guy my wife would want to fuck.

[sammy15]

We were at Cypress Cove Nudist resort last winter and saw many couples were playing Pickleball. That is my wife's favorite sport. I mentioned to her we should play when we go down there this winter. She said no way. My wife is tall and in great shape and has terrific boobs.I would love to see them swaying back and forth. Although she said no, I am bringing our paddles with us when we go. Who knows?