I Am Santa

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Finding a nurse is really challenging. It seems there is a short supply.

Nurse: Hi, I'm Allison. I hear you're looking for a nurse.
Me: We have a lot of letting kids at the Santa display and they seem to always get hurt in one way or another.

Nurse: I love little kids. I work in a children's hospital so I'm use to taking care of kids.
Me: Interview going fine. Next have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Nurse: Sure, no problem.

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Finding a nurse is really challenging. It seems there is a short supply.

Nurse: Hi, I'm Angie. I hear you're looking for a nurse.
Me: We have a lot of little kids at the Santa display and they seem to always get hurt in one way or another.

Nurse: I love little kids. I work in a children's hospital so I'm use to taking care of kids. Plus, I have two kids of my own.
Me: Interview going fine. Next have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Nurse: Sure, no problem.

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Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security gurad.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going grest. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

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Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security guard.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Let's go to the atrium where there is no one around.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

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Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security guard.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.

Applicant: Sure, no problem.

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Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security guard.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.

Applicant: Sure, no problem.

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This is weird. Got a Christmas card from the spa owner that has a pic of him and his wife.

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She's a member of a foreign military on a visit to our country.

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We're winding down the interviews. Come heck or high water, Santa goes live on Friday, December 5, 2024.

Nurse Anna will be my last nurse interview.

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We're still short on getting a security guard. Here is a soldier on Christmas leave who would like to make a bit of extra money during the holidays.