What are your silly and unrealistic fantasies?

[QuietVoyeur]

Here's some very unlikely but still believable random scenarios that I wish would happen to me.

1: Pretty much anything related to a girl who doesn't know I'm there and walks in on me while I'm naked. The one I like the most is me sleeping over at someone's house then she walks in and gets an eyeful of my uncovered morning wood. I love this because of the plausible deniability and since she has full control over her involvement. If she didn't like it she can just leave, but if she wants to stare then I can pretend to be asleep for as long as she's there or "wake up" and see how she might react. Another would be her walking in to grab something whilst I'm changing and I stand there shamelessly letting her look. The best and most unrealistic would be whilst I'm masturbating and she stays to watch (or help). This would be so unlikely to happen though and the vibes would need to be right or it'd just be hella awkward during and/or afterwards.

2: Any situation where I'm wearing sweatpants (or anything thin) and a girl sits on my lap and doesn't mind it when I get a boner. The dream here is her being a tease and grinding on it, especially if she's wearing a short skirt/dress, especially especially if she's commando. This one's pretty tame tbh but might be the most plausible (not the grinding part) assuming I wasn't weird about it.

3: On that note, having a friend that doesn't mind me seeing her naked, or vice versa, would be amazing. We'd be chilling in her bedroom before going out somewhere and she'll start casually getting ready and doesn't mind me watching her undress, or if I was doing the same in my bedroom. A free pass to see your friend's tits should be a universal thing if you ask me, respectfully of course.

4: Being at the hospital for whatever reason and getting completely naked in front of a cute doctor and/or nurse. Even better if there's equally cute medical students observing. All of them watching as I get an uncontrollable erection, please god let this happen to me. The silly part would be the curtain/door being open and female patients wandering by getting a look as well. Also seeing a girl in that same situation as I'm walking by, making eye contact as she's standing there helplessly exposed.

5: A niche one, a random lady groping me as a joke and I do it to her in the same spot, aka tit for tat (couldn't resist). A lot of situations where this might happen and I suppose doesn't have to be groping, she could just give me an encouraging pat on the butt while we're playing a game or something and I do it back to her when it's her turn. This is an exciting idea because this might be seen as weird or even creepy but because she did it first it's far less so. The best case scenario would be if she grabbed my dick and she wasn't wearing underwear. I can only imagine the shock, embarrassment, and horror on her face as I reached under her skirt/dress and felt her bare pussy. I feel like anyone that'd do this wouldn't expect for the same thing to be done back to them so (especially if it's violating) I would revel in that opportunity. That would also be a lot more likely to get me in trouble though since it's not really the same and she'd feel a lot more violated. Maybe if she stuck her hand down my pants for a grab it would be more comparable, but if she went that far I'd be tempted to say she's trying to do a lot more than just grope me.

6: Accidentally walking into the women's changing room/area and seeing all the women in stages of undress. This one is only unrealistic because I'm unfortunately not that absent-minded and too chicken to do that deliberately even if there's plausible deniability.

7: With a similar theme but more of an embarrassing situation, being the only one in the men's toilets trying to take a piss at the urinal and a woman or group of women walk in before I can start pissing so I'm just awkwardly standing there unable to piss in front of them and they're all looking at my dick as I start getting an erection. I give up and put my cock away but they noticed it getting bigger and are all grinning at each other pretending they weren't looking.

8: I wake up early in the morning to knocking on my door and in a panic I go and answer it to see a beautiful young girl who greets me with a smile then looks down at my morning wood and back up at me with a huge grin and only when I feel the breeze all over my body do I realize that I'm completely naked with my cock pointing straight at the lovely girl. This would be made even better if she just continued talking about whatever she wanted. That would probably NEVER happen because like I said, I'm not that absent-minded. I would also almost certainly end up in jail but one can only hope.

9: A female friend asking my opinion on her freshly piercing nipples. A simple one but there's definitely women out there that are happy to show their male friends their tits for this reason. Unfortunately for me I don't have those friends.

9.5: A female friend asking my opinion on sheer/skimpy lingerie for her partner and her nipples/bush/pussy are clearly visible because she wants authentic feedback. It's actually difficult to decide whether I'd prefer to see in-person or being sent pictures for these two. I'd probably say in-person for the piercings and pictures for the lingerie, but either would be welcome for both.

10: Going somewhere that's textile-free abroad and seeing someone I know but not a family member or a friend. More like a classmate or a former co-worker. An acquaintance. Getting to see each other naked in a situation where we fully accepted the possibility but never thought it would ever happen. It's a form of light forced exposure and ENF/ENM because either of us can just leave and probably want to, but there's an expectation that we should be comfortable with the nudity because of the context. It's just extremely hot to me. If I ever visit one of these places I'd be secretly hoping for this to happen, although if it ever did I would 100% get an erection in seconds which would enhance the embarrassment but would likely make things a bit awkward.

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Originally Posted by QuietVoyeur

Here's some very unlikely but still believable random scenarios that I wish would happen to me.

1: Pretty much anything related to a girl who doesn't know I'm there and walks in on me while I'm naked. The one I like the most is me sleeping over at someone's house then she walks in and gets an eyeful of my uncovered morning wood. I love this because of the plausible deniability and since she has full control over her involvement. If she didn't like it she can just leave, but if she wants to stare then I can pretend to be asleep for as long as she's there or "wake up" and see how she might react. Another would be her walking in to grab something whilst I'm changing and I stand there shamelessly letting her look. The best and most unrealistic would be whilst I'm masturbating and she stays to watch (or help). This would be so unlikely to happen though and the vibes would need to be right or it'd just be hella awkward during and/or afterwards.

2: Any situation where I'm wearing sweatpants (or anything thin) and a girl sits on my lap and doesn't mind it when I get a boner. The dream here is her being a tease and grinding on it, especially if she's wearing a short skirt/dress, especially especially if she's commando. This one's pretty tame tbh but might be the most plausible (not the grinding part) assuming I wasn't weird about it.

3: On that note, having a friend that doesn't mind me seeing her naked, or vice versa, would be amazing. We'd be chilling in her bedroom before going out somewhere and she'll start casually getting ready and doesn't mind me watching her undress, or if I was doing the same in my bedroom. A free pass to see your friend's tits should be a universal thing if you ask me, respectfully of course.

4: Being at the hospital for whatever reason and getting completely naked in front of a cute doctor and/or nurse. Even better if there's equally cute medical students observing. All of them watching as I get an uncontrollable erection, please god let this happen to me. The silly part would be the curtain/door being open and female patients wandering by getting a look as well. Also seeing a girl in that same situation as I'm walking by, making eye contact as she's standing there helplessly exposed.

5: A niche one, a random lady groping me as a joke and I do it to her in the same spot, aka tit for tat (couldn't resist). A lot of situations where this might happen and I suppose doesn't have to be groping, she could just give me an encouraging pat on the butt while we're playing a game or something and I do it back to her when it's her turn. This is an exciting idea because this might be seen as weird or even creepy but because she did it first it's far less so. The best case scenario would be if she grabbed my dick and she wasn't wearing underwear. I can only imagine the shock, embarrassment, and horror on her face as I reached under her skirt/dress and felt her bare pussy. I feel like anyone that'd do this wouldn't expect for the same thing to be done back to them so (especially if it's violating) I would revel in that opportunity. That would also be a lot more likely to get me in trouble though since it's not really the same and she'd feel a lot more violated. Maybe if she stuck her hand down my pants for a grab it would be more comparable, but if she went that far I'd be tempted to say she's trying to do a lot more than just grope me.

6: Accidentally walking into the women's changing room/area and seeing all the women in stages of undress. This one is only unrealistic because I'm unfortunately not that absent-minded and too chicken to do that deliberately even if there's plausible deniability.

7: With a similar theme but more of an embarrassing situation, being the only one in the men's toilets trying to take a piss at the urinal and a woman or group of women walk in before I can start pissing so I'm just awkwardly standing there unable to piss in front of them and they're all looking at my dick as I start getting an erection. I give up and put my cock away but they noticed it getting bigger and are all grinning at each other pretending they weren't looking.

8: I wake up early in the morning to knocking on my door and in a panic I go and answer it to see a beautiful young girl who greets me with a smile then looks down at my morning wood and back up at me with a huge grin and only when I feel the breeze all over my body do I realize that I'm completely naked with my cock pointing straight at the lovely girl. This would be made even better if she just continued talking about whatever she wanted. That would probably NEVER happen because like I said, I'm not that absent-minded. I would also almost certainly end up in jail but one can only hope.

9: A female friend asking my opinion on her freshly piercing nipples. A simple one but there's definitely women out there that are happy to show their male friends their tits for this reason. Unfortunately for me I don't have those friends.

9.5: A female friend asking my opinion on sheer/skimpy lingerie for her partner and her nipples/bush/pussy are clearly visible because she wants authentic feedback. It's actually difficult to decide whether I'd prefer to see in-person or being sent pictures for these two. I'd probably say in-person for the piercings and pictures for the lingerie, but either would be welcome for both.

10: Going somewhere that's textile-free abroad and seeing someone I know but not a family member or a friend. More like a classmate or a former co-worker. An acquaintance. Getting to see each other naked in a situation where we fully accepted the possibility but never thought it would ever happen. It's a form of light forced exposure and ENF/ENM because either of us can just leave and probably want to, but there's an expectation that we should be comfortable with the nudity because of the context. It's just extremely hot to me. If I ever visit one of these places I'd be secretly hoping for this to happen, although if it ever did I would 100% get an erection in seconds which would enhance the embarrassment but would likely make things a bit awkward.

those are AMAZING (!!!) scenarios!!! love them all especially numbers 1 and 10 have so many women I'd love to have walk in on or have them walk in on me... would love to be jerking off and have her bust in on me.. her shocked expression turning to a coy smile and enthusiatsoc smirk.. she'd watch the performance until the end, and I'd eye fuck her as I exploded in huge streams in front of her beaming smiling eyes.. perhaps some landing on her dress, high heels and open-toe sandals