What are your silly and unrealistic fantasies?

[QuietVoyeur]

Here's some very unlikely but still believable random scenarios that I wish would happen to me.

1: Pretty much anything related to a girl who doesn't know I'm there and walks in on me while I'm naked. The one I like the most is me sleeping over at someone's house then she walks in and gets an eyeful of my uncovered morning wood. I love this because of the plausible deniability and since she has full control over her involvement. If she didn't like it she can just leave, but if she wants to stare then I can pretend to be asleep for as long as she's there or "wake up" and see how she might react. Another would be her walking in to grab something whilst I'm changing and I stand there shamelessly letting her look. The best and most unrealistic would be whilst I'm masturbating and she stays to watch (or help). This would be so unlikely to happen though and the vibes would need to be right or it'd just be hella awkward during and/or afterwards.

2: Any situation where I'm wearing sweatpants (or anything thin) and a girl sits on my lap and doesn't mind it when I get a boner. The dream here is her being a tease and grinding on it, especially if she's wearing a short skirt/dress, especially especially if she's commando. This one's pretty tame tbh but might be the most plausible (not the grinding part) assuming I wasn't weird about it.

3: On that note, having a friend that doesn't mind me seeing her naked, or vice versa, would be amazing. We'd be chilling in her bedroom before going out somewhere and she'll start casually getting ready and doesn't mind me watching her undress, or if I was doing the same in my bedroom. A free pass to see your friend's tits should be a universal thing if you ask me, respectfully of course.

4: Being at the hospital for whatever reason and getting completely naked in front of a cute doctor and/or nurse. Even better if there's equally cute medical students observing. All of them watching as I get an uncontrollable erection, please god let this happen to me. The silly part would be the curtain/door being open and female patients wandering by getting a look as well. Also seeing a girl in that same situation as I'm walking by, making eye contact as she's standing there helplessly exposed.

5: A niche one, a random lady groping me as a joke and I do it to her in the same spot, aka tit for tat (couldn't resist). A lot of situations where this might happen and I suppose doesn't have to be groping, she could just give me an encouraging pat on the butt while we're playing a game or something and I do it back to her when it's her turn. This is an exciting idea because this might be seen as weird or even creepy but because she did it first it's far less so. The best case scenario would be if she grabbed my dick and she wasn't wearing underwear. I can only imagine the shock, embarrassment, and horror on her face as I reached under her skirt/dress and felt her bare pussy. I feel like anyone that'd do this wouldn't expect for the same thing to be done back to them so (especially if it's violating) I would revel in that opportunity. That would also be a lot more likely to get me in trouble though since it's not really the same and she'd feel a lot more violated. Maybe if she stuck her hand down my pants for a grab it would be more comparable, but if she went that far I'd be tempted to say she's trying to do a lot more than just grope me.

6: Accidentally walking into the women's changing room/area and seeing all the women in stages of undress. This one is only unrealistic because I'm unfortunately not that absent-minded and too chicken to do that deliberately even if there's plausible deniability.

7: With a similar theme but more of an embarrassing situation, being the only one in the men's toilets trying to take a piss at the urinal and a woman or group of women walk in before I can start pissing so I'm just awkwardly standing there unable to piss in front of them and they're all looking at my dick as I start getting an erection. I give up and put my cock away but they noticed it getting bigger and are all grinning at each other pretending they weren't looking.

8: I wake up early in the morning to knocking on my door and in a panic I go and answer it to see a beautiful young girl who greets me with a smile then looks down at my morning wood and back up at me with a huge grin and only when I feel the breeze all over my body do I realize that I'm completely naked with my cock pointing straight at the lovely girl. This would be made even better if she just continued talking about whatever she wanted. That would probably NEVER happen because like I said, I'm not that absent-minded. I would also almost certainly end up in jail but one can only hope.

9: A female friend asking my opinion on her freshly piercing nipples. A simple one but there's definitely women out there that are happy to show their male friends their tits for this reason. Unfortunately for me I don't have those friends.

9.5: A female friend asking my opinion on sheer/skimpy lingerie for her partner and her nipples/bush/pussy are clearly visible because she wants authentic feedback. It's actually difficult to decide whether I'd prefer to see in-person or being sent pictures for these two. I'd probably say in-person for the piercings and pictures for the lingerie, but either would be welcome for both.

10: Going somewhere that's textile-free abroad and seeing someone I know but not a family member or a friend. More like a classmate or a former co-worker. An acquaintance. Getting to see each other naked in a situation where we fully accepted the possibility but never thought it would ever happen. It's a form of light forced exposure and ENF/ENM because either of us can just leave and probably want to, but there's an expectation that we should be comfortable with the nudity because of the context. It's just extremely hot to me. If I ever visit one of these places I'd be secretly hoping for this to happen, although if it ever did I would 100% get an erection in seconds which would enhance the embarrassment but would likely make things a bit awkward.

[luvs2spin78]

Originally Posted by QuietVoyeur

Here's some very unlikely but still believable random scenarios that I wish would happen to me.

1: Pretty much anything related to a girl who doesn't know I'm there and walks in on me while I'm naked. The one I like the most is me sleeping over at someone's house then she walks in and gets an eyeful of my uncovered morning wood. I love this because of the plausible deniability and since she has full control over her involvement. If she didn't like it she can just leave, but if she wants to stare then I can pretend to be asleep for as long as she's there or "wake up" and see how she might react. Another would be her walking in to grab something whilst I'm changing and I stand there shamelessly letting her look. The best and most unrealistic would be whilst I'm masturbating and she stays to watch (or help). This would be so unlikely to happen though and the vibes would need to be right or it'd just be hella awkward during and/or afterwards.

2: Any situation where I'm wearing sweatpants (or anything thin) and a girl sits on my lap and doesn't mind it when I get a boner. The dream here is her being a tease and grinding on it, especially if she's wearing a short skirt/dress, especially especially if she's commando. This one's pretty tame tbh but might be the most plausible (not the grinding part) assuming I wasn't weird about it.

3: On that note, having a friend that doesn't mind me seeing her naked, or vice versa, would be amazing. We'd be chilling in her bedroom before going out somewhere and she'll start casually getting ready and doesn't mind me watching her undress, or if I was doing the same in my bedroom. A free pass to see your friend's tits should be a universal thing if you ask me, respectfully of course.

4: Being at the hospital for whatever reason and getting completely naked in front of a cute doctor and/or nurse. Even better if there's equally cute medical students observing. All of them watching as I get an uncontrollable erection, please god let this happen to me. The silly part would be the curtain/door being open and female patients wandering by getting a look as well. Also seeing a girl in that same situation as I'm walking by, making eye contact as she's standing there helplessly exposed.

5: A niche one, a random lady groping me as a joke and I do it to her in the same spot, aka tit for tat (couldn't resist). A lot of situations where this might happen and I suppose doesn't have to be groping, she could just give me an encouraging pat on the butt while we're playing a game or something and I do it back to her when it's her turn. This is an exciting idea because this might be seen as weird or even creepy but because she did it first it's far less so. The best case scenario would be if she grabbed my dick and she wasn't wearing underwear. I can only imagine the shock, embarrassment, and horror on her face as I reached under her skirt/dress and felt her bare pussy. I feel like anyone that'd do this wouldn't expect for the same thing to be done back to them so (especially if it's violating) I would revel in that opportunity. That would also be a lot more likely to get me in trouble though since it's not really the same and she'd feel a lot more violated. Maybe if she stuck her hand down my pants for a grab it would be more comparable, but if she went that far I'd be tempted to say she's trying to do a lot more than just grope me.

6: Accidentally walking into the women's changing room/area and seeing all the women in stages of undress. This one is only unrealistic because I'm unfortunately not that absent-minded and too chicken to do that deliberately even if there's plausible deniability.

7: With a similar theme but more of an embarrassing situation, being the only one in the men's toilets trying to take a piss at the urinal and a woman or group of women walk in before I can start pissing so I'm just awkwardly standing there unable to piss in front of them and they're all looking at my dick as I start getting an erection. I give up and put my cock away but they noticed it getting bigger and are all grinning at each other pretending they weren't looking.

8: I wake up early in the morning to knocking on my door and in a panic I go and answer it to see a beautiful young girl who greets me with a smile then looks down at my morning wood and back up at me with a huge grin and only when I feel the breeze all over my body do I realize that I'm completely naked with my cock pointing straight at the lovely girl. This would be made even better if she just continued talking about whatever she wanted. That would probably NEVER happen because like I said, I'm not that absent-minded. I would also almost certainly end up in jail but one can only hope.

9: A female friend asking my opinion on her freshly piercing nipples. A simple one but there's definitely women out there that are happy to show their male friends their tits for this reason. Unfortunately for me I don't have those friends.

9.5: A female friend asking my opinion on sheer/skimpy lingerie for her partner and her nipples/bush/pussy are clearly visible because she wants authentic feedback. It's actually difficult to decide whether I'd prefer to see in-person or being sent pictures for these two. I'd probably say in-person for the piercings and pictures for the lingerie, but either would be welcome for both.

10: Going somewhere that's textile-free abroad and seeing someone I know but not a family member or a friend. More like a classmate or a former co-worker. An acquaintance. Getting to see each other naked in a situation where we fully accepted the possibility but never thought it would ever happen. It's a form of light forced exposure and ENF/ENM because either of us can just leave and probably want to, but there's an expectation that we should be comfortable with the nudity because of the context. It's just extremely hot to me. If I ever visit one of these places I'd be secretly hoping for this to happen, although if it ever did I would 100% get an erection in seconds which would enhance the embarrassment but would likely make things a bit awkward.

those are AMAZING (!!!) scenarios!!! love them all especially numbers 1 and 10 have so many women I'd love to have walk in on or have them walk in on me... would love to be jerking off and have her bust in on me.. her shocked expression turning to a coy smile and enthusiatsoc smirk.. she'd watch the performance until the end, and I'd eye fuck her as I exploded in huge streams in front of her beaming smiling eyes.. perhaps some landing on her dress, high heels and open-toe sandals

[mallynb]

My second wife that passed a few years ago. Some of my very first posting show her nude.

I always wanted her to do an amateur night at one of the strip clubs when on vacation. I say vacation for she lets loose when out of town and drinking.

I would love seeing her get on stage in front of a large group and strip down exposing her body.

She could be extremely sexy and erotic. Watching her go through her motions exposing her tits and playing with them along with the rest of her body.

She would strip down to a g string that barely covers her pussy. She would love the attention received from her sexual confidence.

Such a turn on watching her dance around and sharing her body to the crowd shaking her tits and teasing.

She talked about it at times and how much of a turn on it would be for her, she loved that type of attention.

I have met through PMs on here other guys wives that have done for them and I am so envious.

[terriuk]

bareback horse ride along a sandy beach / in the countryside, followed by skinny dip, then massage, then...

[Yes_Right_There]

Being able to be a fly on the wall and watch the sex my husband has had with other women

Jacking off guys in a sex clinic to see how fast and how much they can cum

In the same sex clinic licking girls to see how fast they can orgasm and how many times

Also in the same clinic, teaching guys and girls how to make a woman cum orally by practicing on me and following my instructions

Having a threesome with my girlfriend and one of her male dates

[mallynb]

I have always enjoyed sharing my wives nudity with others. My wife today and last one I thought may be she would become a nudest.

When I first met her, she talked about she was when home she rarely wore cloths. Her mother lived with her and would comment do you ever wear cloths at home.

She told me she enjoyed being nude and as soon as she would get home she would strip nude to get things done around the house.

When I would come over if her mother was there she would put on cloths to make her mother happy but if mom was not home many time she met me at the door nude.

She had never exposed herself at a nude resort or beach but said she thought she would enjoy it.

When I met her she was bigger and full body not huge but with a bigger butt a belly and beautiful DD tits. Also a daily shaved pussy with a small patch on top.

We went to a nude beach in Antigua she had no problem striping down and sitting on the lounger legs open. I thought I found my girl and loved her openness and desire to expose her body.

She admitted she enjoyed having others see her nude. I asked her what started it, she claimed after she exposed her big tits at an outdoor concert and the admiration she received.

She said one of the most arousing things she ever did and decided I want to do more.

We decided to go to a nude resort in Florida the following year for several days, she joked about teasing and exposing her pussy to others.

When it came time to set it up she decided she was too old to do something like that and her time had passed.

I was bummed and she knew it and agree to us making our own home porn movies that she truly enjoyed acting like a porn star.

She even talked about sharing our movies with others but now says that time has passed also.

I do have a few post on OCC of her body for other to enjoy.

[NoShoCo]

Originally Posted by QuietVoyeur

10: Going somewhere that's textile-free abroad and seeing someone I know but not a family member or a friend. More like a classmate or a former co-worker. An acquaintance. Getting to see each other naked in a situation where we fully accepted the possibility but never thought it would ever happen. It's a form of light forced exposure and ENF/ENM because either of us can just leave and probably want to, but there's an expectation that we should be comfortable with the nudity because of the context. It's just extremely hot to me. If I ever visit one of these places I'd be secretly hoping for this to happen, although if it ever did I would 100% get an erection in seconds which would enhance the embarrassment but would likely make things a bit awkward.

This has happened to us… twice. Not abroad, but at nudist resorts 2-3 hours from home. The first time was a male classmate and his girlfriend, so I didn’t really know the female. We had dinner together at a picnic area and stayed for a concert. The second time was a female classmate and her husband. I was walking down the street and heard my name. My classmate came out from her house and we had a long conversation while both of us were nude. We’ve had naked dinners at their house since then, so it has been totally comfortable. We have been nudists for a while, so that made it all a little more normal for us.

[WoodyWoodWood]

Originally Posted by QuietVoyeur

1: Pretty much anything related to a girl who doesn't know I'm there and walks in on me while I'm naked. The one I like the most is me sleeping over at someone's house then she walks in and gets an eyeful of my uncovered morning wood. I love this because of the plausible deniability and since she has full control over her involvement. If she didn't like it she can just leave, but if she wants to stare then I can pretend to be asleep for as long as she's there or "wake up" and see how she might react. Another would be her walking in to grab something whilst I'm changing and I stand there shamelessly letting her look. The best and most unrealistic would be whilst I'm masturbating and she stays to watch (or help). This would be so unlikely to happen though and the vibes would need to be right or it'd just be hella awkward during and/or afterwards.

This isn't a fantasy for me - I have done it on several occasions, with varying reactions.

During my first marriage, we spent a short time living in a caravan, and the wife's step sister, Barbara, who had just turned 18, came to live with us for a short time after having a big bust-up with her mum and my wife's dad. The caravan was only really designed for a couple and their small children, as the double bed folded down from the wall and the other bed was a pull-out in the seated area. The only thing separating us was a curtain, and if the step-sister needed the toilet she had to walk through past the end of our bed. The first night she was with us, we had all gone to bed, and while my wife had drifted off, I was laid awake in the dark. I always slept in the nude, and still do. I heard Barbara get up and walk past then on of our bed, and the click of the light in the bathroom. While she was gone I pushed the blankets back towards my wife, then turned to face the room with my half-hard cock laying out in the open. When Barbara came back from the toilet she glanced at our bed, and I heard her draw breath, so she had obviously caught sight of my exposed cock. She stood there for a few seconds and then walked back to her bed.

The next morning when my wife and I woke up to the smell of bacon and eggs being cooked, and Barbara was stood in the kitchen, wearing a nightgown that barely cover her bottom, and was almost see-through. To my mind she was returning the gesture of my exposure by half exposing herself to me.

Over the next couple of weeks I exposed myself to her several times, and she prepared breakfast in her skimpy night clothes. On the last night she was staying I was again laid awake when she stirred and got up t go to the toilet - to my surprise she was naked, and when she returned I was laid there completely naked and just mouthed "snap" as she passed through.

I'll tell about other times if you want read about it.

[Ranger 1]

To place just the head of my hard cock into a strange woman's c*nt and to masturbate until I came and then suck her c*nt as our combined juices leaked out of her.
The overwhelming urge to push fully into her and fuck hard would be overwhelming and very hard to resist.

[QuietVoyeur]

Originally Posted by QuietVoyeur

Here's some very unlikely but still believable random scenarios that I wish would happen to me.

1: Pretty much anything related to a girl who doesn't know I'm there and walks in on me while I'm naked. The one I like the most is me sleeping over at someone's house then she walks in and gets an eyeful of my uncovered morning wood. I love this because of the plausible deniability and since she has full control over her involvement. If she didn't like it she can just leave, but if she wants to stare then I can pretend to be asleep for as long as she's there or "wake up" and see how she might react. Another would be her walking in to grab something whilst I'm changing and I stand there shamelessly letting her look. The best and most unrealistic would be whilst I'm masturbating and she stays to watch (or help). This would be so unlikely to happen though and the vibes would need to be right or it'd just be hella awkward during and/or afterwards.

2: Any situation where I'm wearing sweatpants (or anything thin) and a girl sits on my lap and doesn't mind it when I get a boner. The dream here is her being a tease and grinding on it, especially if she's wearing a short skirt/dress, especially especially if she's commando. This one's pretty tame tbh but might be the most plausible (not the grinding part) assuming I wasn't weird about it.

3: On that note, having a friend that doesn't mind me seeing her naked, or vice versa, would be amazing. We'd be chilling in her bedroom before going out somewhere and she'll start casually getting ready and doesn't mind me watching her undress, or if I was doing the same in my bedroom. A free pass to see your friend's tits should be a universal thing if you ask me, respectfully of course.

4: Being at the hospital for whatever reason and getting completely naked in front of a cute doctor and/or nurse. Even better if there's equally cute medical students observing. All of them watching as I get an uncontrollable erection, please god let this happen to me. The silly part would be the curtain/door being open and female patients wandering by getting a look as well. Also seeing a girl in that same situation as I'm walking by, making eye contact as she's standing there helplessly exposed.

5: A niche one, a random lady groping me as a joke and I do it to her in the same spot, aka tit for tat (couldn't resist). A lot of situations where this might happen and I suppose doesn't have to be groping, she could just give me an encouraging pat on the butt while we're playing a game or something and I do it back to her when it's her turn. This is an exciting idea because this might be seen as weird or even creepy but because she did it first it's far less so. The best case scenario would be if she grabbed my dick and she wasn't wearing underwear. I can only imagine the shock, embarrassment, and horror on her face as I reached under her skirt/dress and felt her bare pussy. I feel like anyone that'd do this wouldn't expect for the same thing to be done back to them so (especially if it's violating) I would revel in that opportunity. That would also be a lot more likely to get me in trouble though since it's not really the same and she'd feel a lot more violated. Maybe if she stuck her hand down my pants for a grab it would be more comparable, but if she went that far I'd be tempted to say she's trying to do a lot more than just grope me.

6: Accidentally walking into the women's changing room/area and seeing all the women in stages of undress. This one is only unrealistic because I'm unfortunately not that absent-minded and too chicken to do that deliberately even if there's plausible deniability.

7: With a similar theme but more of an embarrassing situation, being the only one in the men's toilets trying to take a piss at the urinal and a woman or group of women walk in before I can start pissing so I'm just awkwardly standing there unable to piss in front of them and they're all looking at my dick as I start getting an erection. I give up and put my cock away but they noticed it getting bigger and are all grinning at each other pretending they weren't looking.

8: I wake up early in the morning to knocking on my door and in a panic I go and answer it to see a beautiful young girl who greets me with a smile then looks down at my morning wood and back up at me with a huge grin and only when I feel the breeze all over my body do I realize that I'm completely naked with my cock pointing straight at the lovely girl. This would be made even better if she just continued talking about whatever she wanted. That would probably NEVER happen because like I said, I'm not that absent-minded. I would also almost certainly end up in jail but one can only hope.

9: A female friend asking my opinion on her freshly piercing nipples. A simple one but there's definitely women out there that are happy to show their male friends their tits for this reason. Unfortunately for me I don't have those friends.

9.5: A female friend asking my opinion on sheer/skimpy lingerie for her partner and her nipples/bush/pussy are clearly visible because she wants authentic feedback. It's actually difficult to decide whether I'd prefer to see in-person or being sent pictures for these two. I'd probably say in-person for the piercings and pictures for the lingerie, but either would be welcome for both.

10: Going somewhere that's textile-free abroad and seeing someone I know but not a family member or a friend. More like a classmate or a former co-worker. An acquaintance. Getting to see each other naked in a situation where we fully accepted the possibility but never thought it would ever happen. It's a form of light forced exposure and ENF/ENM because either of us can just leave and probably want to, but there's an expectation that we should be comfortable with the nudity because of the context. It's just extremely hot to me. If I ever visit one of these places I'd be secretly hoping for this to happen, although if it ever did I would 100% get an erection in seconds which would enhance the embarrassment but would likely make things a bit awkward.

1: One or more girls getting changed in front of me without noticing I'm there or think I'm asleep. Favourite scenario would be in the evening fresh out of the shower and they come into the room wearing just a towel and start drying themselves off and getting ready for bed, unintentionally showing off their lovely bodies the whole time.

2: Being deliberately flashed whilst out in public. This is one of my biggest fantasies but I don't think I'm quite attractive enough for women to consider doing something like that to a complete stranger. I've always thought the best way to do this would be when two buses drive by each other and she flashes her tits/ass at you through the windows. I think I like this the most because you'll probably never see each other again. It's just a random act of kindness.

3: Seeing a woman naked/changing/masturbating/fucking through their window. I've never even come close, everyone is very careful where I live it seems.

4: I've always been someone who keeps to himself and a bit of a loner so I never went partying or went on nights out as a teen so maybe this is really common if you've done that, but I've always wanted to see a drunk girl alone or with her mates having some wardrobe malfunctions/showing off and they don't realize or mind. Very hot.

5: Fully pantsed by and/or pantsing a female friend. I think pantsing is frowned upon these days but I think it would be great fun behind closed doors among friends. I'd love to have that kind of platonic yet sexual fun together.

5.5: The ultimate fantasy in relation to that would be fun times with a lesbian friend. Having sex would obviously be ideal but even if she just let me feel her up that would be amazing. There's something about her consenting platonically that makes it so much hotter to me. I suppose the main way this sort of relationship would arise is her wanting to experiment with me and confirming she's lesbian but maybe she does enjoy it so continues to engage in some fun times occasionally.