I love you, funny face!

[Fox Mulder]

(You still read them left to right. Top to bottom.)
1.How every morning of your life would begin if you were Hugh Hefner.
2.Joe knew that Darla didn't really get bit by a rattlesnake, but Melanie was pretty gullible.
3.This is "Facial Awareness Month." You can help by wearing a white ribbon on your nose- just like this one!
4.You think this is a joke? Suck on one of these babies and your lips will melt right off! (Nuclear Nipples)
5.Too many drinks at the office party made Julie forget that it was laundry day.
6.Martha used to be shy when meeting new people, but she's loosened up some.
7.You've read the advertising...now it's time to see for yourself!
8.If women were raised by dogs, how might they greet one another?
9.You know you're a Redneck when: You pass up "Victoria's Secret" and shop for your lingerie at "Ace hardware."
10. Don't try this at home! Drinking and masturbating accounted for 1,987 drowning deaths last year alone!

[Karuso]

Hi,
i think this picture is very funny. Anyone have more pictures like this ???

[nwaatnt]

Have to agree, Karuso. would be a good picture for a caption contest..to me shes saying "what the hell is that, a fence post"

[Fox Mulder]

Not the usual amount, but hopefully enjoyable. The first picture was originally posted here on OCC by Glean man. I couldn't help myself- when I saw it. I had to have it. Thank you, Glean man.

(Captions read left to right top to bottom)
1. Try as they might, zoo biologist couldn't get Ling Ling the Panda to mate...until they hired Surrogate Sheila.
2. Despite the intensity of the pain, Wendy still managed to enjoy her incredible two garment wedgie.
3. "Hey," thought naive Donna, "is she signing that she wants a slice of pizza- or does that mean something else?"
4. Gay Nathan was a very sound sleeper, and very rich- so his dorm mates thought they'd blackmail him.
5. The photographer had a choice. Boldly shoot the pretty girl, and incur the wrath of her jealous, pale, skinny young Art Garfunkel look-alike boyfriend...or walk away. What would you do? Yeah, me too.

[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom.)

First picture was originally posted by Rancor5 on OCC. Wasn't the Rancor the huge monster Luke Skywalker killed in Jabba The Hut's dungeon in Return of The Jedi? I hope our Rancor is nicer- and better looking!

1. Easter Sunday was celebrated in very interesting ways at the Johnson house.
2. ...and Benny never shouted "Eat me!" at his wife in anger... ever again.
3. Speaking of anger management- this was the only thing that could be done for Tony.
4. As Jim Morrison once sang..."The men don't know, but the little girls...understand."
5. Having been raised by cats, Mary knew how to keep herself clean during water shortages.

[madahab]

Originally Posted by vince wiley

I can't figure out if she's giving the most determined hand job of her life, or if she's bracing for a cum shot, or if her mother was right when she told her: "Don't make silly faces or your face will freeze that way!"

i think she's just squinting trying to see it

[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read better if you go left to right, top to bottom. Really, they do.)

PARTY THEMES...
1. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
2. The party is on her face... and apparently everyone is cumming.
3. Melinda opened her eyes and realized she wasn't blowing on a kazoo after all.
4. Agatha awoke from napping on the couch to discover that she had suddenly been invited to her daughter's orgy.
5. Helen was having so much fun at her 50's themed party that her beehive exploded.

[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right. Top to bottom.)

1. With cruel friends like Jenny has, falling asleep with a party going on in the house wasn't exactly a wise idea.
2. Crack FBI agents preparing to go undercover as lesbians. This "dry run" practice will be invaluable later.
3. Angela learns that the rumors are true: If you spread Andrea's pussy open, her clitoris will tell hilarious jokes.
4. If this was a mirror, what terrible bit of information would you have just learned about yourself?
5. Gina told her friends later: "Talk about wardrobe malfunctions! Have I got a story for you!"
6. Supergirl's little girlfriends went into a screaming panic every time she tried to fly drunk.
7. These are not the sort of girls you really want to bring home to meet your mother.
8. After falling asleep while tanning, Dana awoke to see that Mrs. Abernathy had fallen and couldn't get up.
9. None of the other girls liked to do "the bump" with Megan. She was just too damned rough.
10. Pretty petite posers providing pink polka-dot pantie performances.

[Fox Mulder]

(Captions will read left to right. Top to bottom. Honestly!)

1. Designed to blast up skirts, the 10,000 tiny air jets hidden in Pervert Pete's carpet worked just a little too well.
2. Basketball fans... this is the lesbian equivalent of an "air ball." She went for the clit lick- and got nothin' but air.
3. Leeanne set up a motion detector camera after losing jewelry. As she suspected, it was Pearl Pilfering Pam!
4. Dave had been ogling Betty's tits all night. She decided to pull one out and smother him with it.
5. "OK...I'm going to pass out some pens. The one who writes the best essay on why you want to fuck me, wins!"
6. Was cheating on her hypnotist lover ill advised? Whenever she hears water running, Lisa now becomes a mad cat.
7. Tired of her head bashing against the headboard when her boyfriend doggy fucked her- Terri brought "protection."
8. "Whaaa...who turned out the lights" Help! Gaaaagh!" (God, Felicia was dumb.)
9. When Steve got mad and shouted: "Fellatio isn't funny!" that just made Maxine laugh even harder.

[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)

1. Ever have a dream that you're running naked on a European street in the rain? Welcome to Elke's world.
2. After all the rain, Veronica wanted to get some sun on her melons.
3. A member of the FBI's witness protection facial program.
4. "I earned every wicked b*tchin' string of beads left in New Orleans!" bragged Boston coed "Fiona Flash."
5. When Josh asked his girlfriend if she would do it doggy style, he didn't expect her to make it a life-style.
6. Mai-Li would never wash her skirt in bacon scented detergent again.
7. Nina and Lynn gave such powerful blow jobs that officials sought their help to clean up the Gulf Coast oil spill.
8. The best present Joe ever found beneath his Christmas tree.
9. No one liked to dance with Darcy...she was...well...dangerous.
10. Suddenly from out of the crowd- Super Streaker flew in and interrupted the volleyball game.