I love you, funny face! - Page 9

Fox Mulder · #81 02-07-2011, 09:06 PM

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)
1. A lot of women are bad at goodbyes...Betty was very very good!
2. Since taking on Big Belinda as a lover, Sheila's ears were never cold
3. So you're the guy who has been looking at my pictures and masturbating!

Fox Mulder · #82 02-08-2011, 07:59 PM

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom, but then, you knew that!)
1. The Maytag repairman will never be lonely again...
2. I know she's adorable...but you've been clearly warned.
3. As the political sex scandal was exposed by press photographers, hooker Debbie spread her reputation.
4. Lose at cards and you have to masturbate for everyone.
5. Our schools need funding so students can afford writing paper once again.
6. When you massage your girlfriend's foot with your crotch...
7. ...you can drive her wild!
8. Flashing the Hubble telescope.
9. The prequel to this summer's "Cowboys And Aliens"..."Sharks And Indians."
10. Tanya O'Neill demonstrates how they get the cream in Bailey's Irish Cream.

Fox Mulder · #83 02-08-2011, 08:20 PM

(Captions still read left to right, top to bottom.)
1. Beth, "The Blond Breast Buff," couldn't wait to get a taste of Brenda "The Busty Bimbo" (A match made in Heaven)
2. Melissa was enjoying her pizza until someone offered her a tasty thigh instead.
3. "Hey guys! Look at me! Look what I can do ...Umph! Uggh!...Uh Oh! HELP!"
4. It's the Rainbow Pantie Gang, alright...get the Sheriff! Quick!
5. When this photo made its way onto her Facebook page, Sara's job on the police force was history.
6. Ruth and the next door neighbor banned together to try to teach her husband patience.
7. Juan's girlfriend was so frigid that sex was out of the question...but she still had her uses.

Fox Mulder · #84 02-09-2011, 09:13 PM

(Captions read left to right top to bottom...just like life.) #6 has a bonus caption too!
1. The best "Mentos" commercial they ever made!
2. When Cheating Chuck decided to sleep with his military wife's sister...well, this is the last thing he ever saw.
3. Hmmm...I wonder how these two loosened up enough to drop their inhibitions and kiss...Hmmm I wonder...
4. Julie thought she was in a very hot lesbian relationship, but Becky was just plain bored.
5. Seconds later, shy Jane looked down and saw the evidence of Anne's infidelity: In other words...Bust-ed!
6. It ain't braggin' if you can do it!... OR...some people thought the movie was a real nail biter...not Cathy.
7. Holding lengthy, tender conversations with her vibrator was the first sign that Lonely Lisa had gone over the edge.
8. Just like two rams fighting for territory, busty women tend to settle disputes with violent clashes.
9. Dumb Denise, confused yet again, vowed to buy a less complicated bikini...next time.
10. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

nakedhippie · #85 02-10-2011, 01:47 AM

funny face

Fox Mulder · #86 02-10-2011, 07:23 PM

(Read 'em left to right, top to bottom to gain inner peace.)
1. From the moment she could swim, Kelly wanted to be a shark.
2. The idea of a shark girl was just too much for the timid Jones sisters.
3. The hot tub was so hot it melted half of Cindy's face.
4. Virginia's first lesbian experience was absolutely euphoric.
5. There she was down on her knees one more time...when suddenly Suzie got the urge to bite, and bite hard!
6. Happy hour at the lesbian bar.
7. Did you ever see the X-Files episode "Dreamland?" An alien ship passes overhead and people sorta fuse together.
8. Rhoda was so bashful about sex that she'd even cover her face when masturbating alone.
9. Three girls on their way back to Sears to return their bikinis that somehow expanded when exposed to water.

Fox Mulder · #87 02-13-2011, 08:20 PM

(Remember, captions read left to right, top to bottom!)
1. Innocent Connie's boyfriend told her he wanted to "use her mouth like a pussy." She was a jewel, that Connie!
2. "Someone's never slept with another woman before...has she?"
3. Elvira almost nailed the job as the peanut butter cup spokeswoman...but her old facial twitch returned again.
4. Installing deck fans on his luxury cruise ship was one of Captain Voyeur's greatest ideas.
5. The bull fighter's girlfriend knew exactly how to get his attention at the beach. "Toro! Toro!"
6. Need a locked door open? Blonds make great battering rams!
7. "Can you believe that dude with his legs spread and his balls peeking out from his shorts? I'm taking a picture!"
8. The cute "heads together" photo was spoiled when Sara's little brother brought his pet snake into the room.
9. You've heard of chastity belts? Well, Cock Loving Keisha's boyfriend had a solution for her oral infidelity.
10. This couple just found their picture on an amateur Internet porn forum.

nakedhippie · #88 02-14-2011, 01:17 AM

..........

Fox Mulder · #89 02-14-2011, 05:18 PM

I can't figure out if she's giving the most determined hand job of her life, or if she's bracing for a cum shot, or if her mother was right when she told her: "Don't make silly faces or your face will freeze that way!"

natali7393 · #90 02-14-2011, 06:41 PM

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