Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth

[Nell]

Mrs. Nell and I people watch on holiday. Yeah, I guess we all do it. And, being naturists who only have naturist holidays, we're endlessly fascinated by the parade of people who arrive at the beach and then strip off to reveal something of themselves we could never anticipate when they arrive clothed. Granny is shaved bald, Mum has a tattoo, teenage daughter has a bush you could hide in, and so on.

We have our expectations and preconceptions of people and sometimes they're shattered in certain ways. The 'Mumsy' types, or what our American friends would call 'soccer moms' are sometimes the hardest to pin down, and Mrs. Nell and I can while away an afternoon guessing the beach behaviour of certain types of people. Guys too, because sometimes that little balding, bespectacled type with a paunch will be exceptionally well endowed, while the really good looking guy's equipment doesn't match the rest of his physique. But this is One Click Chicks, so we won't dwell on the guys, will we?

It's not just 'in real life' that certain types defy expectations. Searching through this board, where there are many examples, and other boards we (that's you and me, guys, not Mrs. Nell and I) will see a female whose body or behaviour don't match up to how we read their faces. They absolutely defy our expectations.

And so that's what this thread's about, and I hope you'll join in.

I've labelled it 'Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth' because when we look at their faces they say one thing, while their nude appearance doesn't quite live up to what we expected them to look like. I've popped it into the Hardcore Section because, well, I fully expect some of you to come up with photos of Mumsy looking types doing things we certainly don't expect from them. Posing nude, for a start, sometimes, or posing with their...erm..mouths full!

Reposts may be forthcoming, I expect, but let's not fret over them. They're still worth seeing again.

I've started off with a selection from my collection. Here's the reasons why I categorise them as 'butter wouldn't melt' types.

1. The face defies the idea that she's carefully trimming her bush, or is into posing in see-thru undies.
2. Obviously nude or topless sunbathing isn't on this lovely lady's agenda, but after a day in the sun she's quite prepared to show off her white bits. Lovely they are but OMG!, I really didn't expect this sweetie to be shaving. Maybe a trim of the bikini line, but not totally bald.
3. Short haired, glasses? You have to assume that her best work in the kitchen might be with a nice roast beef and yorkshire pudding, but no! This Mumsy type is leaving her best work for working for a lucky cameraman. That she's shaved simply adds to the expectation-defying photo.
4. Maybe it's glasses that make these ladies look like librarians or school teachers. Here's another lady who you expect to be reading stories to children in a Sunday School somewhere. Sure, the undies are black, but they're sensible black, almost granny-panty in size. But she looks more than happy to be whipping off the bra and showing off her lovely breasts. Gorgeous!
5. We're off on holiday! It's definitely a hotel room, and Mum has come back from the shower with only a little towel around her. No, you'd expect that she's the type to get changed in the bathroom, yet here is is, barely dressed and, by the time she reaches the clothes on the bed, unlikely to be covering herself at all while she dries and dresses.
6. No! She's never the type to wear anything other than a sensible nightie or pyjamas! A well upholstered honey she may be, but post-bath or pre-breakfast, she's demonstrating that there's nothing under the sensible dressing gown. Yes, you expect bush and a successful pencil-test to be in place, but you certainly don't expect her to be posing cheerfully for her man while the kettle boils. I think I may be in love with this sweetie!
7. Another lady for whom topless or nude sunbathing is off the agenda, and with that sweet looking face you expect her to be in Marks and Spencers choosing a pair of sensible shorts or floral print dress for her holidays, not posing on her bed. And certainly not shaved! No, she looks like the type who wouldn't' even dream of trimming the bikini line, and isn't going to be taking her bra off for a sunbathe even in the privacy of her own secluded garden. Yet here she is, oozing sex appeal!

Feel free to join in guys. Let's see those ladies who defy your expectations of them, the types for whom 'butter wouldn't melt in their mouths'.

I'll add to the thread as time (and hard drive sleuthing) permits, and all with one eye on not re-posting anything from OCC. Apologies if any of the above have come from here.

[pommygit]

I will be looking through my extensive collection & I hope to post some that meet the criteria!

It may be MY idea of "butter wouldn't melt", but I'm sure we'll all appreciate each other's tastes!

[Nell]

Originally Posted by pommygit

I will be looking through my extensive collection & I hope to post some that meet the criteria!

It may be MY idea of "butter wouldn't melt", but I'm sure we'll all appreciate each other's tastes!

Of course it will be your idea of 'butter wouldn't melt'. That's what I'm hoping for.

Some ladies just don't look the type. Others you know will strip naked for a camera or on a beach at the drop of a pair of drawers!

1. Lady of a certain age and look. Yeah, she looks like she might have been a topless sunbather in her youth, but nudity on a boat...I'm not getting that from her face.
2. Of course, it's not just grannies and mumsy types who defy expectation. This young lovely, to me, doesn't look like a nudist bather, yet here she is!
3. Cultural expectations? We can be pretty sure this is Haulover Beach in Florida, and the arm around the shoulder suggests that this is maybe an equally nude Mum beside what may be her daughter. But the younger girl looks Asian, Indian probably, and she may be the progeny of an American Mum and Indian Dad. Either that or they're just a couple of nude sunbathers posing (but the arm around the shoulder suggests an easy familiarity). Either way, her roots would suggest, maybe, a more coy approach to nudity. But we should be grateful she has opted to defy convention.
4. Ha! She does not look happy, does she? Her stern looking expression suggests she might have been happier watching a soap opera on TV of an afternoon, rather than posing totally nude on her balcony/patio. Yet here she is, and shaved into the bargain! Probably expected of a woman of her age, but the swept back, quite harsh hairdo maybe doesn't suggest a trip to the beautician's to get her clit pierced. Nice!
5. Here's sensible gran in sensible clothes on the beach. It's a little bit of a surprise she doens't wear a bra. But an even bigger surprise that she does a bit of off-the-cuff flashing. Nice breasts, Gran! The cherry on the top would be to learn they're her grandchildren playing in the sand. Yum.

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[Nell]

Oh, I do like this one!

Lovely looking mature blonde is out for...St.Valentine's? First date? Wedding anniversary? (She ain't wearing any rings) Birthday?

Her fella has done the right thing and presented her with some pink roses to match her pink outfit. Ah! Bless! He's a romantic!

So what better than to keep the pink theme going by showing some. A nicely trimmed bush and oh so yummy looking lips (both sets, come to think of it). You could kiss both sets all night. No, she doesn't look the sort, and certainly looks like a 'butter wouldn't melt in her mouth' sort of classy lady.

(Edited to add...just spotted rings on her right hand, so maybe the picture is published in a 'reverse' orientation and she's a married lady after all. Love the idea that she went for dinner without panties, I have to say, and the pearl necklace? I'm sure some of you are certainly thinking of giving her a pearl necklace)

[Nell]

The lady in the pinky-purply top looks like she could be a lot of dirty fun! Thanks, Valiant.

[Nell]

Originally Posted by valiant71

I particularly get a kick from finding this type

Yeah, the various MILF, nudist and 'mom' threads are already chocka with such 'prim' yet filthy ladies, and I love them all. I could immediately punch up about 1000 reposts from various locations on the board, but I'm wading through my own collections to get things that may be new to the forums.

As in real life, there's something delightful in finding a lady who doesn't look the sort doing all sorts of delightfully naughty things.

[tetrak74]

Originally Posted by Nell

3. Cultural expectations? We can be pretty sure this is Haulover Beach in Florida, and the arm around the shoulder suggests that this is maybe an equally nude Mum beside what may be her daughter. But the younger girl looks Asian, Indian probably, and she may be the progeny of an American Mum and Indian Dad. Either that or they're just a couple of nude sunbathers posing (but the arm around the shoulder suggests an easy familiarity). Either way, her roots would suggest, maybe, a more coy approach to nudity. But we should be grateful she has opted to defy convention.

That's the mom and daughter of Dave&MAC, from flickr. I believe they're Mexican-American.

[vidalginger]

one of my favs

[Me55enger]

Originally Posted by Nell

Oh, I do like this one!

Lovely looking mature blonde is out for...St.Valentine's? First date? Wedding anniversary? (She ain't wearing any rings) Birthday?

Her fella has done the right thing and presented her with some pink roses to match her pink outfit. Ah! Bless! He's a romantic!

So what better than to keep the pink theme going by showing some. A nicely trimmed bush and oh so yummy looking lips (both sets, come to think of it). You could kiss both sets all night. No, she doesn't look the sort, and certainly looks like a 'butter wouldn't melt in her mouth' sort of classy lady.

(Edited to add...just spotted rings on her right hand, so maybe the picture is published in a 'reverse' orientation and she's a married lady after all. Love the idea that she went for dinner without panties, I have to say, and the pearl necklace? I'm sure some of you are certainly thinking of giving her a pearl necklace)

Here are some of the related images of this pretty MILF

[sleasyrider]

Here are a few that remind me of elegant ladies that wouldn't show an ankle in public. What do you think?