Under The influence - Page 20

funkylion · #**191** 04-27-2010, 11:04 AM

Looks like a very old pic, anyway the girl had obviously too much to drink

ftwpeeker · #**192** 05-02-2010, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osreb

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight , 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos
MIDNIGHT !

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him '
MIDNIGHT '... he didn't seem pissed off in the least..

Whew, I got aw ay with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why? he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said 'oh shit..' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.

__._,_.___

ROFL my wife does that all the time lol

osreb · #**193** 05-02-2010, 02:30 PM

Wonder why they quite making Whiskey toothpaste?

amed1913 · #**194** 05-03-2010, 03:22 PM

this "girlfriend" has some sort of a problem....

hope it's new

got some more of her

mcguirmt · #**195** 05-03-2010, 03:46 PM

please post the rest this is awesome

amed1913 · #**196** 05-04-2010, 04:03 PM

here are more

amed1913 · #**197** 05-06-2010, 04:32 AM

the last

amed1913 · #**198** 05-07-2010, 03:44 AM

four of them

scdiom · #**199** 05-14-2010, 03:37 AM

another drunk gf

osreb · #**200** 05-16-2010, 12:27 PM

At the Preakness

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