The Great Bride Thread

[inquisitive]

Originally Posted by Broadway J

Busty blonde bride . . not really sure what's going on there though . . hickey? scar? tattoo covered with makeup for the big day? What's your guess?

birth mark?

[strata]

Isabelle.

[jdub]

cute redhead

[jdub]

a few more

[eightiesguy]

Originally Posted by granddad

found a nice one for ya, reb

Holy crap.... Granddad is back

Haven't seen you for a LONG time

[osreb]

bride babes

[osreb]

10 bride pics

[ivorhard_on]

Originally Posted by osreb

10 bride pics

thanks

[osreb]

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.


And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."


Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."


After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"


The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.


Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."


Limply turning his head, He yells at her, "For Fuckin God's sake, its not a life sentence, OKAY!

[osreb]

A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."
This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired.
She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again.
She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want,"
He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand."