The Great Bride Thread

[jimsmithwick]

interesting thread tahnks for the pics

[Johnny14]

Fantastic Thread. Thanks a lot for sharing.

[osreb]

A Small White Dot .

A third grade class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied.

'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a period?


'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy.'

[osreb]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.



The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.



'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.



'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.



'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.



A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the cart.



'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.



'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.’



Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.’

[osreb]

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...



.Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and
two said he was still there

[osreb]

For those of you interested in expanding your foreign languages...
How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages.

English
I Love You

Spanish
Te Amo

French
Je T'aime

German
lch Liebe Dich

Japanese
Ai Shite Imasu

Italian
Ti Amo

Chinese
Wo Ai Ni

Swedish
Jag Alskar

Alabama
Arkansas
Oklahoma
Texas
North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia
Tennessee
Mississippi
Louisiana
Virginia
West Virginia
Kentucky
parts of Indiana:

Nice Ass, Get in the truck

[osreb]

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in
heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer.... for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat
bedraggled.

"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things
don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"

[butterman]

Nice brides

[Broadway J]

Outstanding blonde bride & bridesmaids

[inquisitive]

Originally Posted by Broadway J

Outstanding blonde bride & bridesmaids

Nice. Please post the naked ones too.