The Great Bride Thread

[osreb]

Bottle of wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us t o drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police....'

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil b*tches. Don't mess with us.

[bendherover]

Originally Posted by cappytan1

I have had these for a while and they fit this thread. They arent the greatest quality but I think they are ok.

I think they are great, please more of her if you have them! Thanks.

[osreb]

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colours, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered.

[littlep]

Hope you like.............

[florty2003]

thanksxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[osreb]

I had a rose named after me
And I was very flattered.
But, I was not pleased to read
The description in the catalogue:
'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
--Eleanor Roosevelt.

By all means, marry.
If you get a good wife,
You'll become happy;
If you get a bad one,
You'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates.

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx.

[Fango]

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...5&d=1234627497

Awesome. An ENF pic where the friend helps to cover up. Those are pretty rare.

Thanks

Fango

[splyf]

Anybody have more of this girl? She is SO hot and reminds me of my sister in law!

[osreb]

Romance fun facts!

Coffee Break Romance. It's reported that more than 10,000 marriages a year now are directly traceable to romances which begin during coffee breaks.

Engagement Lengths. The average engagement lasts 06 months.

First Love. Two out of five marry their first love.

Wearing a Wedding Ring.
The reason that the engagement ring and wedding band is worn on the fourth finger of the left hand is because the ancient Egyptians thought that the "vein of love" Ran from this finger directly to the heart.

Go Ahead and Kiss.
A team of medical experts in Virginia contends that you're more likely to catch the common cold virus by shaking hands than by kissing.

Having Sex? According to a survey, the second most popular reason for having sex is to produce a baby.

Strange But True.
In Pennsylvania, Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

Median Age for Marriage.
In 1970, brides were on average 20.8 years old when they married, while grooms were 23.2.
Americans are now marrying later in life. In the year 2000, brides were on average 25.1
With their grooms averaging 26.8.

Morning Kissing.
Studies indicate that a man who kisses his wife good-bye when he leaves for work every morning averages a higher income than those who don't. Husbands who exercise the rituals of affection tend to be more painstaking, more
Stable, more methodical, thus higher earners. Studies also show that men who kiss their wives before leaving in the morning live 05 years longer than those who don't.


Oldest Bride.
Minnie Munro became the world's oldest bride when she married Dudley Reid at the age of 102 on May 31, 1991.
Reid, the groom, was 83 years old.

Oldest Groom.
Harry Stevens was 103 when he married 84 year old Thelma Lucas at the Caravilla Retirement Home in Wisconsin on December 3, 1984.

Phone Proposals. 06% of men proposed to their girlfriends over the phone.


Romance Novels.
Romance Novels are more popular than ever.
53% of all mass market paperback books sold in this country are Romances.
Romance novels earn more money in the USA yearly than baseball!
So, what's the national pastime?

Sex Manuals. The oldest sex manuals were published in China 5,000 years ago.

The Longest Engagement.
Sixty-seven years.
According to the Guinness Book of World Records.
The happy couple finally wed at age 82!

[cappytan1]

Does anyone have more of this gal? I just think she is dead sexy!