Loosing bikinis

[jjanda_2000]

Originally Posted by Julia.Bikini

What you think, is it normal in USA that bikini babes end up naked after teasing guys and did we deserve to end up naked after teasing guys by our "goods", what was tightly covered by bikinis??

- If this happened in a water park in the U.S., the men would be arrested for assault.

I have also noticed the inconsistencies between published photo and written description. This person is definitely not everything they claim to be, they have already eliminated any possible question about that.

For those interested in the guessing game, I offer another possible option. This is someone looking to master the use of written English language. There is no better route to mastery than practice, practice, practice. This approach in our forum is an excellent way to encourage written responses to what would be tedious posts on any other topic.

[Cigar4u]

Poor Julia – whoever she or he is – cannot get a break.

She/he doesn’t post a photo and she/he gets criticized as being a phony.

She/he does post “a photo” – mind you I have to agree that it is not necessarily “her photo” -- and she/he gets criticized as being a phony.

Julia just can’t win – not at poolside in her skimpy bikinis and not in writing her accounts of losing said swimsuits at said sites.

The bottom line is that there is no way for Julia to prove to us she is who she says she is or he is who he … you get the idea.

Earlier I posted a message saying that I chose to believe Julia was sincere. With the information we had at that time, I had no reason to doubt her single interesting and unusual account.

Strangely enough, now that she has posted a photo as “proof” that she is legit and has posted a second similar story, I am actually teetering to the other side and doubting anything about her tales.

Now I simply believe that Julia is just too good to be true. And I don’t mean that as a compliment.

First, why did she wait so long to post the photo? Look at the date of her earliest messages. When she was doubted sometime back, she could have downloaded a photo of her to her computer and uploaded it to this site immediately – or had someone do it for her.

One answer is that it took our friend a while to find a photo of someone – perhaps a co-ed classmate -- who we would believe is the so-called Julia, an exotic Eastern European babe.

That poses a troubling situation that, if that is not Julia’s photo, then the person who posted it is taking a big chance that the woman whose image it is isn’t going to find that photo on this sexually oriented adult Web site, hunt down said poster and beat the living shit out of that person.

I think we would all agree that the gal in the photo is dropdead gorgeous – too good looking for this set of circumstances. Is it just me or does a woman who looks that fine strike you as not being a computer geek?

While I was growing up in the United States in the 1960s, we were led to believe that Eastern European women -- for the most part -- were stout and sturdy gals who wore babushkas over their heads to hide strands of facial hiar and were really talented at pulling a plow.

The gal in that photo does not look like she has spent a whole lot of time toiling in the fields or anywhere.

You have to wonder what a woman who looks that fabulous is even doing on a computer and, more importantly, why she has registered to join a message board used primarily by us males as a source – and I might say an excellent source -- of whack-off material.

Which brings me to my second point, and that is Julia’s stories, written so wonderfully in an Eastern European accent strongly reminiscent of Natasha Bityourcockoff from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons of the early 1960s, really hit a chord with men’s fantasies -- too much so.

While the first story about guys tricking Julia and her friend out of their bikinis was somewhat believable because of the originality of it, the second story mirrors the first and thus strikes me as being rather strange.

We have an old saying in America that I am going to modify to fit Julia’s alleged situation: “Trick me out of my bikini once, shame on you. Trick me out of my bikini a second time, shame on me!”

I mean for a “lady” who says she doesn’t like to be nekid in public Julia sure has a penchant for winding up that way – and both times at pools! What a coinci-dinky!

Here’s some advice Julia. Next time you go to a water facility, to avoid losing your bikini, wear a ski suit and a parka over it!

And that’s another thing that strikes me as odd. What a fun place Eastern Europe must be where guys can go to water parks and con women out of their bikinis and make them walk starkers back to their dressing rooms with no retaliation from law enforcement or civil punishment.

Images we get in America never show Eastern Europeans frolicking in water parks and at pools – trudging down gray, dungy and desolate streets during seemingly eternal winters behind the Iron Curtain, yes; defrocking babes of bikinis at poolside, no.

Although I am poking fun at this subject, I hope Julia continues to post here because the stories – if nothing else -- are entertaining.

And we can enjoy them because we all know deep inside that they are not true. Because if they were, they would be crimes and she and her bikini-less friends would have reported them to authorities as such, as any woman – American, Eastern European, etc. – would do.

So if we don’t believe what Julia says actually happened to her and her pals then we easily can accept that her stories are nothing more than fun and entertaining fantasies.

And, after all, isn’t that why we all joined this message board and others like it?

[stormz89]

Thats a very well thought out post Cigar. I agree 100%. This Julia person boy or girl should continuing posting stories. Honestly, I don't care about the "sex" of the author, just the stories. Its not hard to imagine that photo of the beautiful european girl in the stories to help jerk off. Its not.

[lurkd]

I'm surprised that people here accept jjanda's argument that black hair in the photo is different from the brunette hair in the description. In my experience, there are three types of hair, blond(e for females), brunette, and redhead, and black is brunette. If it isn't, then they've come up with a new classification in the last few months, because I haven't heard anything about it.

[batman23]

Originally Posted by lurkd

I'm surprised that people here accept jjanda's argument that black hair in the photo is different from the brunette hair in the description. In my experience, there are three types of hair, blond(e for females), brunette, and redhead, and black is brunette. If it isn't, then they've come up with a new classification in the last few months, because I haven't heard anything about it.

I agree. I've always considered black hair as brunette too.

[stormz89]

really? Although I see where you come from, not meaning to be rude but asians have black hair.

[aroobachew]

Maybe i am a bit late but this exact same story was posted here on the 30th december under the name angie http://books.dreambook.com/ddandemann/gp1.html

which is probably why they will not post a photo they also left a email address abc34@mail.com which i googled and it led me here http://www.misterpoll.com/forums/88242/topics/131809 and here http://www.autistici.org/ateneo_argu...ent&eid=106062

There is also a name in the last link href=http://johnargon98.********/abc34-mail.com.html>abc34 mail.com</a> <a

not sure if there is any connection but if you read the story in the second link they claim to be a girl wanted to hear from other GIRLS! Just thought you should know.Also ckick the poster tarzan88 they posted some other messages mostly about the same thing.Boy or girl it does not matter its the stories that count

[SandyM]

Not to get involved in the real or not real debate, but I would like to reccomend to cigar that he take a gander at photofile.ru, a sort of Russian version of flickr, or Picasaweb. I spend a lot of time on those sites, and find lots of pictures of everyday, regular Russian women who are drop dead gorgeos and seem to not care as much about wearing bras or bathing suit tops as American women do. There is an excellent thread in the free sites section full of links to Picasaweb photos, and if you want I will pm you the adress of a site that links to lots of photofile pictures. Not all of the Picasa pics are east european, but a lot are. FYI

[vidpro]

Seriously... all she has to do is post a picture of her holding up an sign with O.C.C. on it...

[hemo101]

Well, if black haired wenches aren't brunettes, are they by any chance called "black heads"?

Me thinks not.