Divorce Court - Page 11

bigi442000 · #**101** 10-13-2008, 12:43 PM

So let me get this straight. You want a divorce because after being married to "those magnificent tits," for three months, it occurred to you that your new bride had the personality of a bed of kelp?

bigi442000 · #**102** 10-13-2008, 01:41 PM

Every husband would not want to stay attached to a bride with such, shall we say, wide interests. Still, at Mr Brodski's request, I am prepared to give him another shot at Mrs Brodski......Why is everyone laughing?

tele2408 · #**103** 10-13-2008, 09:00 PM

fantastic thread, funny funny funny

bigi442000 · #**104** 10-14-2008, 08:22 PM

On the issue of your wife failing to shave her genitals, frankly I don't find that to be problematic. It is refreshing to find a woman willing to go against the crowd. On the issue of her housekeeping, it is a problem. Having said that, so what? She is clearly one hell of a good sport! On the issue of her being fat and homely, well, all I can say is that you are not exactly an oil painting yourself!

bigi442000 · #**105** 10-14-2008, 09:58 PM

After a time, Mrs Astor, born in Staten Island and a graduate of CCNY, began to tire of Mr Astor's comments such as "You suckee me chop chop," and "You fuckee suckee me fi'e dollah."

quendale · #**106** 10-15-2008, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bigi442000

At first Mr Kronberg was delighted by his wife's adventurous attitude during the cruise. He began to worry about her endless use of her laptop upon the couple's return from Hedonism II. Finally screwing up his courage, he confronted her about who exactly barebacker69, hardeeboy, rowdyrod and toolotool were.

Bigi You are a star thanks a million love to see more of this couple

bigi442000 · #**107** 10-16-2008, 09:43 PM

What exactly did you THINK was going to happen when you posted Mrs Finley on...what was it...Domywife.com?

bigi442000 · #**108** 10-16-2008, 09:50 PM

Mr Simmonds, having just embarked on his marriage, forgot to remove the photographs of his Ganja operation from the porn pictures of his wife. The customs officials were treated to a full view of Mrs Simmonds' nether parts as well as obvious evidence of Mr Simmonds' criminality. Such words as dunce, fool, idiot, moron and imbecile pale in comparison to a description of Mr Simmonds.

bigi442000 · #**109** 10-16-2008, 09:55 PM

The testimony is clear that Mr Alton somewhere in the course of the marriage lost interest in his wife. I have reviewed the evidence provided by counsel for Mrs Alton. I only have one question remaining for Mr Alton....MY GOD, MAN, ARE YOU BLIND OR CRAZY?

bigi442000 · #**110** 10-16-2008, 10:01 PM

I find that Mr Fink did everything in his power to rescue this marriage. Unfortunately, Mrs Fink is unable to reconcile herself to the fact that Mr Fink looks more like a girl that she does.

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