Undressing my drunk wife

[dr.undress]

This is probably not the most exciting story, but as this is not something that happens often to me, I got a tremendous thrill out of it. My wife and I had some friends over for a dinner party recently. She ended up drinking a bit too much wine and fell asleep on the couch shortly after everyone left. I let her sleep while I cleaned up, thinking she would wake up and go to bed on her own (she never drinks to the point of passing out). As I finished cleaning the kitchen, I realized that she was passed out cold. I touched her face and she didn't flinch. I lifted her arms and they just dropped back down. I didn't want to leave her on the couch all night, and so after I got myself ready for bed, I realized I would have to put her to bed. She woke up somewhat when I took her shoes off and lifted her up by the arms. She asked what was going on. I told her I was taking her to bed, and she protested like a drunk girl does. "I wanna sleep on the couch" she slurred. I said no, we are going to bed. She couldn't walk on her own and could barely hold herself up, and so I put my arms around her, under her arms, and walked behind her to the bedroom. And here's where the fun began. I sat her on the bed and got her changed. I started by pulling her shirt up over her head and setting it aside. She is not exactly helping me, but she's not protesting too much. Just your typical sleepy drunk girl muttering. Then, I unhooked her bra and pulled it off her shoulders. I set her bra aside as an erection grew in my pants, and let her sit on the bed topless for a minute as I walked over to her closet to find a tank top for her to sleep in. I make sure to slide my hands around her bare breasts while I put the thin top on her. Feeling her bare skin like this is very exciting. As I pull the shirt down over her head and pull her arms through, one breast pops out at the neckline, and so naturally I take it in my hand to rearrange it, making sure to slide my fingers across her hard pink nipple in the process (she got cold sitting there topless!). Next, I lay her down on her back and unbutton her jeans. It takes every ounce of my own half-drunk willpower not to pull off her black bikini panties along with her jeans, but I manage. I pull off her jeans and toss them aside onto the floor. Then I go for her socks, which is one of my favorite moments as a foot fetishist. I pull them off one at at time, spending a second caressing each bare foot in the process as I reveal her pretty little toes. I slowly retrieve a skimpy pair of pajama shorts from her closet and slip them up her legs and around her waist. She turns over onto all fours to climb under the covers, and I give her a a nice firm push with my hand directly between her legs. I tuck her in and give her a deep kiss goodnight before undressing myself while she watched in a drunken daze. I sleep nude and had a throbbing erection at this point, which she must have seen before I climbed into bed, though she didn't say anything about it. We didn't have sex that night, but this was a fun way to end the night just the same!

The next morning, she didn't remember a thing.

What might you have done differently in my situation? Have you been in a similar situation before? What did you do?

[shnowballs]

Originally Posted by dr.undress

What might you have done differently in my situation? Have you been in a similar situation before? What did you do?

It's happened a few times in my relationship with my mrs and the one difference between you and me is: while I will help her out of her clothes, I've never once put anything back on her! In other words, on those occasions when I have had to help her out of her clothes, she's ended up sleeping in (at most) her panties.

Years and years ago, we had a funny one where a friend of mine was involved. You might enjoy reading it....
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/sho...0&postcount=61

[piecenick]

It wasn't my wife, it was her sister with the drinking problem. She lived alone after her divorce and she would frequently spend weekends with us, she loved playing with our kids, and since she was eye candy, I didn't mind at all. After the kids went to bed we would open a bottle of wine or I would make a pitcher of margaritas and we put on jammies and watch a movie on the old VHS. SIL always had a bottle of vodka hidden in her purse, after my wife and I went to bed, she would have a few more drinks. Several times we'd wake up to a naked SIL sprawled on the couch, dead to the world. My wife and I would get her to the bed in the guest room where she could sleep it off.

SIL was a hottle, but this got old when the kids got up early and wanted to know why their favorite aunt was naked in the den. My wife finally told her to clean up her act or no more weekends. She stopped falling asleep on the sofa, but alcohol claimed her at an early age. Too bad.

[dr.undress]

Originally Posted by SyFoster

I had a few thoughts and impulses. One was to get naked myself and fuck her crazy. The other was to run back out and get those two guys, bring them in, and let them see her naked; maybe even watch me fuck her; or even see if she would give them handjobs. She would have been fine with any of those. However, in the end, I was a gentleman. I put a pillow under her head, a blanket over her, kissed her forehead, and left her alone so she could sleep it off.

Wow! such a hot story. My mind was racing with similar thoughts like just stripping her naked and using her hard, but I, too, decided to be a gentleman. Now I'm just thinking about getting her drunk more often!

[Duran Duran]

I’ve only ever helped my wife after a really drunk session into her sleeping clothes once but nothing of note happened. She was too drunk so not interesting.

Of more interest though a little off topic…
my wife never wants to have sex sober. She says if she isn’t at least a little tipsy she won’t do the more kinky stuff that she likes. She said she enjoys the lack of inhibitions that come with a few drinks… so do I!

This new world for young folk of voicing consent and not doing anything when a woman is even a little drunk is something my wife can’t understand. She is quite traditional in that respect.

[JonThink]

My wife got drunk and passed out on the sofa at a party we were attending. After awhile, it was obvious that she was not going to come back to life that evening. The host and hostess said that they had a spare bedroom where we could spend the night. So the host and I carried her to bed. Once there, he left to go back to the party and their guests. We had no spare clothes with us, so I just stripped her down (she was commando) nude and put her under the covers for the night. Later in the evening I went a little too heavy on the booze and got really intoxicated. I staggered into that same bedroom after saying goodnight and passed out on the bed. The only problem was that my wife had somehow kicked the covers off of her, and she was bare ass naked. It was all I could do to make it to the bed, and I failed to shut the door behind me. I passed out on top of the covers and was too inebriated to pull the covers back over my wife -- making it impossible for my wife to ever pull up any covers over her. However, the next morning I was still on top of the covers, the bedroom door was still open, and my wife was still sleeping it off. The only person awake around the house was the host. And, yet, my wife had a blanket over her nude body. Go figure.

[nudony]

Originally Posted by shnowballs

It's happened a few times in my relationship with my mrs and the one difference between you and me is: while I will help her out of her clothes, I've never once put anything back on her!

Same here. Back in our dating days the wife and I got wasted pretty regularly. When we'd get home she'd black out and I'd pull all her clothes off of her. She'd wake up the next morning butt naked and spread out on top of the sheets (she didn't usually sleep nude) and be like "WTF?!"

[eugene0]

I was single and was living with my youngest son when there was a knock on the door. I get up to open it and there were a group of college kids at my door. I’m probably 8-10 years older than these kids but small town people, they needed help.
They had been at a party and the police had busted it, so they all ran across the corner field and knocked on my door asking if I could hide them. The total was 4 guys and 2 girls. The guys I felt okay with staying until they sobered up but the girls were just 18 and recently graduated. I asked the girls where their car was and they said at the party.
I told the girls to get in the suburban I was taking them home. Small town they lived less than two miles away, as they were getting into the backseat I see the one girl starts pissing her skirt. So I run into the house and get her a towel, the other girl says she has to pee too but thinks she can wait until she gets home.
On the way the one that pissed herself stands up in the suburban and removes her skirt and panties. Late 90’s so she had a cute little landing strip .
We pull up to the house and the one girls dad is livid because they cops called about the car at the party. He is really pissed when the one girl climbs out with a towel around her waist carrying her clothes. As I am trying to explain what was happening the other girl squats pulls her panties to the side and pees right there. I said to the pissed off father “Callme to tomorrow and I will explain

[Shihoin]

My wife told me this story from long before I met her.

Her and her fiancé were hanging out with her best friend and her guy at their place. The two women got blackout drunk; and the guys, who weren't done partying yet, carried their respective partners to the BFF's bedroom, undressed them, and left them there butt naked. Then went back to the living-room and fell asleep on the couch (while playing PlayStation I guess...)

So my wife wakes up the next morning, realizes she's butt-naked; and sees her best friend laying next to her also butt-naked. Needless to say now she's wondering if the two of them "got down"; as she had no recollection whatsoever.

You'd think there'd be a lesson learned there. But no. Her binge-drinking ways lasted way into the first years of our marriage. And I've had my fair share of carrying her into the bedroom, stripping her down; and dealing with her waking up butt-naked, jumping out of bed, and asking me what happened.

[wireman996]

I let an uber driver assist me with my drunk wife after a night out. I made sure it was worth his while ***** rating.

We were staying in an Air BNB for one of my wives old school friends 40th. It was themed for cowboys and cowgirls and even had a mechanical bull at the party. My wife wore short brown skirt and dressed the part with cowgirl shirt. She would not get on it when everyone trying to convince her early in the night. Wife partied way too hard so lots of shots with her old school friends didn't take long for her to start getting drunk.

Later on was a different story. It was such a thrill seeing up all the womens skirts when they fell off and such a rush when it was my wife knowing all the men were all doing the same thing. Got to a point where I had to organise an uber to take us back to where we were staying. We both sat in the back, she was at first talking lots of drunk talk until eventually half passed out in the back. I was horny and still turned on from earlier in the night I spread her legs in the uber ensuring the driver had a good view in his mirror.

We pulled up to the AirBNB and getting wife out of the car she was a dead weight so I made sure I purposefully lifted her skirt asking the driver if he could assist. She made it far as the front lawn before started vomiting. She just wanted to lay down there but being not our house I needed to walk up the front stairs not make a scene for neighbours. He assisted her up one of her arms over both our shoulders. I opened the door and we sat her on the couch, I went and found the bin for her to continue to vomit in. My wife in drunken state said she had vomited on her new shirt and needed a shower

Me thinking this is playing out well started to take her shirt off which I half expected her to resist but just let me take if off. Sitting in her Bra and skirt I said would try and assist her to shower. I continued to undress her skirt first by this stage laying on the couch, pulled it down grabbing her knickers at the same time. Laying there only in her bra , her pussy in full display for the uber driver. I asked him if he could help me take her to the shower. No reservations from him assisted as we both carried her into the bathroom. We put her down on the floor while I turned the shower removed her bra and tried to make her hop in the shower.

All she could do was sit down in it so I positioned her towards the open shower door, legs spread while I hopped in with her and attempted to wash her, She just sat there I got back out and rested her against the side. Her pussy lips on full display spread wide, i kept looking at the driver watching him just admiring her pussy. We left her in there for a while and just kept slipping down the side trying to lay down. I grabbed her a towel and attempted to dry her, asking if driver could assist put her in bed. We both carried her again lay her on bed face down and went to get the bin from living area.

I was quite turned on by now so told old mate I had it from here and thanks for his help. Had the biggest wank over her looking at her pussy thinking about what had just gone down.

Wife spent the next day in bed, she did ask why she was naked but never mentioned anything about anyone else being there and seeing her naked.