How many guys have seen your wife nude?

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Originally Posted by winston optic beer

To the best of my knowledge these are the men who've seen my wife naked in the flesh.

- Her father when she was a teenager

- Her two previous partners

- A farmer who watched her drop her jumpsuit/dungarees and knickers to take a leak in his field

- Many men who could have seen her on nude beaches and in saunas, if they cared to look

- The consultant in the maternity unit during the birth of our first child

- A builder whom she hadn't expected to be upstairs at our house

- Her brother when she went to check the baby during the night

- Her parents' peeping Tom neighbour when she forgot to draw the curtains after taking a shower

- A family from our hotel on holiday who recognised her when she was nude sunbathing

- A good friend when she streaked with his wife and did a naked twirl with her arms up

- Hundreds on a Spencer Tunick installation, although none were looking particularly at her

- Two strangers who gate crashed her nude photoshoot

- An old guy whom she'd befriended on a family holiday and a few others caught her naked in the sauna

So that's about a dozen or so whom I can be reasonably sure saw her close up in the nude. If I added those who've seen her nude photos, we'd be talking several hundred or more, posssibly thousands.

Your wife knew the neighbor was a peeping tom, but “accidentally” forgot to close the curtains?

[OzHarley]

I saw the title of this thread and thought, yeah right, how could you work that out. Its lots.
Then I saw one of the posts trying to break it down, long distance, closeup etc. Ok a bit easier, I think.

So I tried to work it out and got a headache. Got up, got a beer. Feel better now.

So my answer (other than too many for me to work out) is a question. How deep is a hole?

[bobvy]

The photo is of my wife waiting in line to strip at an Amateur Night in a Dallas Strip Club. Not her first time to get completely naked on stage at wet T-shirt or Amateur Night contests. First night of our honeymoon we wandered into a club on a beach in Florida that was having a wet-T contest. I suggested she enter the contest. Chris slapped my arm for suggesting such a thing. Why would I want my new bride to show her body to several hundred of people. Her reply amused me and as she drank Tequila Sunrises I continued to tease her about joining. A while later they announced all women who wanted to join the contest to come back stage. Again I suggest she join. She stared at me for a few moments and said. “If that’s what you want”, got up and walked back stage. I thought she was teasing me, but a little while later Chris was one of 8 young women standing on stage in a thin T-shirt and panties. She followed the others as they were wet down and danced around removing their T-shirts. Chris was a little hesitant but removed her panties as the others did. Both Chris and I were taken back by the roar and applause of the crowd as she stepped forward naked to be voted on. Chris won the contest and had to admit she was thrilled by the experience of stripping and dancing around naked in front of a cheering crowd. Couldn’t believe how much fun it was and would do it again if I wanted her too. She did for the next few years until she became pregnant with our twin daughters. After getting back into shape Chris continued performing at amateur nights when we traveled for the next few years. What we discovered is we preferred the seeder little clubs, biker bars, for Chris to perform. The men usually weren’t accustomed to seeing a very attractive wife stripping naked for them. Always invited us to have a drink with them and have her do table dances. In which both of us enjoyed her doing. She would set naked in their laps and they would grab her ass with both hands and pull her tight into their crotch. Chris loved feeling their hard-ons as she rubbed against them in an attempt to make them cum in their underwear. A few times it happened. We both loved the flirting and them take turns feeling her up and suck on her nipples. The large Gentleman’s Club wouldn’t allow that. Nothing ever got out of hand that Chris couldn’t handle. Depending on how much she had to drink or how horny she was that night would depend on how much she let happen. A few times she was fingered and a few times she would unzip their pants reach in and rub their cocks to orgasm. This happened twenty years before our Napa Valley vacation where Chris became my Hotwife screwing a handsome black man we met staying at the same B&B.