DIRTIEST PLACE YOU’VE HAD SEX

[DasDude]

First one was during my high school graduation's series of parties. My last night with these people I figured I'd get laid or go home, so I hit on this brainy chick--- a smart woman has always been a major turn on, sweet talked her into walking away from the desert campfire and we soon proceeded doggystyle at night in the desert crawling with snakes and scorpions and all kinds of other critters but didn't care, perhaps our moans scared them away?! I was learning to use my "special purpose." Never saw her again after graduation as I subsequently moved out of state.

The next time was the executive lounge in an international airport that offered private showers. The lady I had hit on invited me to take a shower with her, we just acted like we were married. The big tile shower stall was grimy but she got on all fours and made it worthwhile!

[OzHarley]

Ive been lucky to have sex in many outdoor and public places, some lane-ways, back rooms, toilets, etc.
But the one that stands out as dirtiest, was an old back shed at my partners old place.

I visited her one day. We had been fucking for a while, her hubby knew, so thought I was invited over for another 3some. Her hubby and her were down in an old back shed looking for something. Fck me, it was a huge shed full of crap, like one of those old sheds you see on American Pickers. Her ex kept everything. Crap everywhere, not much walking room, a track through the crap to back areas to find stuff. Rubbish everywhere. Needed a match. I was invited to help them move shit.

We were moving this and that, working our way to the back. She found an old dust covered bed, boxes all over it. She wanted the old wrought iron bed ends, for her sex bed in her sex room. We moved all the boxes, pushed the old mattress over the side on the top of more junk and pulled apart the bed. Her hubby then took the bed ends up to his garage to restore.

Next thing, she got horny. Pushed me onto the old dust covered mattress and jumped me. Nah yeah, ok bring it on. So right there, in the back area of a shitty shed full of junk, on an old mattress, while her hubby was up in the main garage. Left stains on the dusty mattress, put a box on them. Went up the garage and her hubby working away cleaning the frames off. He looked at us and smiled. There are good beds in the house you know.

[Speedster]

This was actually the very first time that I had sexual intercourse. I was dating a sexy chunky brunette from highschool. We had done everything but actual intercourse.

One night after a movie, we parked at a local dam. It was dark as hell and I fumbled around with a rubber. I put it on the wrong way, and turned it around. It's a wonder that she didn't get pregnant from that.

I had an old 1974 GT Chevrolet Vega hatchback. The rear seats folded down and there was a bed type area in the back. The car was so rotted out, that all of the mud and road grime ended up inside of the car. Even putting on the seatbelts would get your clothes dirty.

We had sex anyway. The second that I pulled out of her, the whole inside of the car was lit up with cop car lights.

Trying to get your rock hard dick in your pants, with a rubber still attached in seconds, is not easily done.

The cops let us off with a warning. My date was covered in road grime from the inside of the car. I felt bad for her because she was wearing nice clothes. I'm sure that the grime destroyed them.

Her dad was very cool. She told him what happened. From that point on, he told us to just let him know when we wanted to be alone and we could use her bedroom.

He didn't want us parking around in places like that... Or having sex in my dirty car.

Is that a cool dad, or what?

[MFN]

Dirtiest place I've ever had sex was between my girlfriend's legs. She'd been on a 6-day backpack hike with other women, and upon returning all sweaty and muddy, she asked me to eat her out. Her crotch was unwashed from the long hike, musty, dirty, sweaty, and smelly, pubes matted and stringy, labia hot and slimy. But I manned up and gave her a good tonguing, honoring an earlier promise to eat her out anytime, anywhere.