parents sex tape

[randomrat80]

Originally Posted by ModelT-MsDollie

HA. Just read this entire post. And this is exactly why we burned old photos and deleted many pictures on my computer. We are those old people and we've been sexually active. In fact even at our age we still do many things our four adult kids don't need to know about. Altho I realize they may already know some sites I'm on and know everything.
We also downsized and our oldest son and wife drove over 1000 miles to help pack good things and garbage. I'm having one hell of a time keeping pictures I didn't even know I still have hidden from them. But the good thing is I did find some of our older pictures and if we ever make that 1000 mile move will scan and put them in folders. That is if we live long enough to ever move.
We bought a satelitte antenne way before things were scrambled. I taped on VCR many adult movies thinking we are gonna live in an RV in the boonies and need something to watch when there are no TV stations. I have hundreds of VHS tapes of porn of all kinds and no longer own a VCR.
Those will get burned but the old home movies of my wife playing around on vacations and those photos will be hidden until I find time. Yet, if I kick the bucket tomorrow my adult kids will be staring at my prick and my wife's pussy for hundreds of hours.
Funny, I was putting topless photo albums of my wife in a box when the grown son asked "dad what's that?" I simple said "it's pictures of your mother topless. Don't you have any of your wife?" Of course he said no!

All of my kids have been to many islands and other places where I've seen their topless and nude photos of other tourists. None of them. But kinda makes me wonder!
As for those of you who wonder if your parents have kinky sex....... HA! Just check right here and you'll see many threads about what grandma and grandpa did many years ago. I know what my mom and dad did. I saw the photos and girlie magazines with mommy in them! No wonder I turned out this way!

That's a shame to hear they're burned. My personal favorite thing to see is really, really old nudes- 50s, 40s, and before. But sadly, most all of those were disposed of or lost.

[bimm3r]

I can’t say I’ve seen or want to see this

[DJS1985]

I have found one old photo of my parents, but no tapes. My mother passed away in 1977 and my dad remarried a couple of times after that. A few months after he passed way in 1993 I was going through his things and come across some photos of him and my last step mother, but no tapes. I will just say that the photos I come across of him and my last step mother was enough to make a horny sailor on shore leave even blush, they were very dirty !

[FlusterRepairs]

Originally Posted by allthatjazz

I once found an old stack of Polaroids with my parents and someone else in them. Can't talk about who it was.

Is it the same guy who "did not have sexual relations with that woman"?

[allthatjazz]

Originally Posted by FlusterRepairs

Is it the same guy who "did not have sexual relations with that woman"?

No, I'm not from Arkansas.

[Speedster]

Originally Posted by clitty

What you need to have (we should all have them) is something called a "PORN BUDDIES" (refer to the British Show: Coupling).

Anyway: Porn Buddy: If you die, a trusted friend of yours has a key to your home, will go and take away ALL your porn videos & magazines. Thus, your family doesn't have to know or sort through your porn and will have a PURE and positive memory of you and your friend(s) get more porn! Its a WIN-WIN situation.

Coupling: http://coupling.wikia.com/wiki/Porn_buddies

Note1: Coupling is from 2000, the internet was still NEWish so internet porn wasn't in the equation.

Note2: A friend died last year, she did photography and did take photos of me and my GF having sex... which of course, hopefully - her family just stored or destroyed the images.... I don't know, not going to ask. I would gather when they got to the kinky stuff, they exited out. She was a good person.

Hopefully in the future, my kids will KNOW not to go into Personal / Naughty folders... I think for most, a picture or two is enough for them to go "OH GROSS!" hehehe.... then say "holy shit, theres thousands of photos?!"

Sorry for the loss of your friend! However, as far as your family or friends finding your porn stash after you are gone - so what? It is what it is. It's nothing that they aren't doing.

We have a local Hustler of Hollywood store. Their motto is, "Relax, it's just sex." That pretty much sums it up.

Everyone is a sexual being. Documenting it makes life more interesting. Basically, that's why we keep logging into this website. Lol

I have a special place in my heart for photographers and artists. Losing one is a huge loss!

[Mbprod]

Ok, so it was 2009…ish I think. I had an iPhone a the time because my gf at the time would often email me a bunch of photos while I was at work to try and catch me off guard or embarrass me.

Anyways. I was in my mid 20s, she was a few weeks off of being 20 when it happened because I remember I felt a little awkward at her birthday party when spending a prolonged time around her parents.

Anyways. She still lived at home with her parents as did I but most night she would stay at mine. I think I stayed at hers maybe once. But always thought it was a little weird staying at hers as I felt her dad would be like “why is there a boy in my daughters room” reguardless of us both being consenting adults.

Anyways. I got the semi regular 3/4 photos of her being sexy and trying to turn me on while I was working, followed up with a do you have a video player at your house.

Intrigued, I said yes there is one in the loft and heard nothing more about it till I picked her up from the train station on my way home.

She excitedly told me that I had to get the video player out of the loft as there was an important video she had that she and I NEEDED to watch.

No reason to be too nosey about it and I love a good supprise so I just said yes.

I set the video player up in my room and sh currently shut my door and passed me the tape, turns out after pressing play, we’re watching a video of her mum and dad going at it full throttle on their holiday in the Seychelles from 5 years previous apparently.

Anyways girlfriend was in shock I assumed when she stopped it a few seconds In. I laughed instinctively and she looked at me and said rewind it it quick. So I got off the bed and went to the video player to rewind it and as I did she stated taking her clothes off. She said. Get to the beginning of the sex and let’s copy it.

She did NOT have to ask twice. Both her and I watched the video as we attempted to recreate every position and stroke. And even though I was a younger viral man. I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how this man double my age had more plowing time in him than me. There was at least another 15 minutes left of sex on that tape after I’d already spent my load in my gf.

She seemed to get a thing for it after that. There were a few instances where she would make me eat her out while she watched it. And begging me to fuck her and make it “loud and dirty” when staying at hers house. Which we started to do more often.

Later down the line she showed me what looked like really recent photos of her mum posing and with a selection of dildos and vibes. Which she also asked for me to help her recreate. She didn’t have any sex toys though so it resulted in one of those joke dildos you get for people at stag and hen dos and then an assortment of makeup brush’s and hair brushes. But to give her some credit she smashed out the poses pretty spot on. And even a facial expression or two. I would love to find my old hard drive because I’m pretty sure I have both the photos I took and photos of the prints of her mum posing she she brought over to copy.

Fuck knows where the hard drive is though. Potentially in with some of my old junk i have stored in my parents loft which I won’t get to for years, if I do try to rummage for it I just know my mum will tell me I need to clear it all out and take it with me which i definitely don’t have the room for. But it is super tempting…