[Exhibitionist] Showing off your willy

[stunkmcdump]

Originally Posted by DiegoJames

I'm 'cut', and in the UK it's relatively rare. Had it done for medical reasons aged 14 (phimosis).

Of course, word gets out, somehow. So by the time we were all getting sexually active around 16/17 there were loads of girls 'intrigued' by something they'd probably only seen in a porn mag or read about.

The number of lengthy 'inspections', hand jobs and blow jobs I got out of it while girls sought to 'compare' to uncut boyfriends was phenomenal.

And, eventually, penetrative sex. Again, so they could 'compare'.

Being circumcised got me laid at a rate far, far in excess of anything my uncut mates were getting in our teens.

Wish I’d been cut before my mid 20s now, could’ve used that too

[stunkmcdump]

Originally Posted by Tumbler2002

Not sure if this for here or not but….

I’ve always enjoyed showing off and being naked over camera since the old msn webcam days. Now I’m married it’s turned to a fake profile on dating apps. As it picks up local matches, over the years I’ve enjoyed exchanging pictures with many people I know in real life. Many women who have complimented my dick don’t know it’s mine they have seen, including friends, friends ex’s and my ex bosses ex wife. I’ve even sent a dick pic to a girl in the office when she was sat 3 desks away

100% it belongs here! If you got to show it off you got to show it off!

It’s clever how you’ve managed to make technology work for you. I’ve got a friend in her 20s who I used to go on breaks with at work before she left and we’ve stayed in touch. Never crossed the line as I’m considerably older and she’s not just sexy but also a good friend, but if we were both single now I’d make a move I think. She’s only around 5’ 5’’ if that, not too skinny or curvy, in the middle. I’m not going to suggest I’ve got the biggest one in the world but I’m definitely a few inches above average and I’ve lost countless loads over imagining my pants coming off and her being overawed and nervous by it.

On WhatsApp you can make stickers and I’ve gone that with the cat and my head etc messing about with mates and then when you use them it’s so easy to accidentally pick one and it just sends, don’t have to confirm. I’ve done it a few times and deleted it from the chat as it wasn’t relevant.

Then it dawned on me. I used the timer on my phone and got a pic from sort of underneath where I’m at full mast with my balls at the bottom. Adjusted the lighting and contrast on the pic and finally turned it into a sticker with WhatsApp and its now sat in the collection.

I’m now wrestling with my conscience and for the past few weeks I’ve been thinking about messaging her asking how things are at work etc, getting into a chat and then “accidentally” dropping the sticker in and then “panicking” and deleting and accidentally clicking “delete for me”. I wouldn’t mention it and would then send a cat one so it looks like I meant to send the cat, caught the genitals one by accident, deleted it quickly without realising I only deleted it for me and then posted the cat as I intended to.


I’m fairly sure that if I did that and acted naturally that she’d chalk it up as an honest mistake so she’d be calm but I’d have been able to fulfil me dream of showing it off to her. That would also give her the opportunity to screenshot it she tuck it away if she wanted to, thinking that I wouldn’t know. I’m fairly sure that if she didn’t mention it even though it was still on her screen that would mean that she felt pleased or lucky it was “accidentally” sent to her. I’ve gone to start the chat a few times but not been able to commit. I can’t be bothered with the aggro if it all goes wrong but there’s literally no one on this planet I’d rather show it to so I’m conflicted. If I can get her to see the pic she’ll never be able to think of me or hear my name ever again without that picture of my willy entering her head. I know if she ends up single again she’s going to have a fair few lads after a go and her finding out I’m pretty well endowed might mean I’m getting my CV in early

[jsmoothie]

I have a bunch of stories about this topic! This is always a really hot scenario for me, especially when it’s totally platonic & not sexual.

Strangely enough, many of these stories take place in the bathroom lol. When I was dating my ex girlfriend, we would very frequently get incredibly drunk with her friends. I was a good boyfriend, so usually I was the only guy in the group.

One time we were all getting drunk and I told my GF I had to pee. She said, “me too,” and then asked told her friends, “we’re going to pee, anyone have to pee?” One of her friends said she did & my GF led us all to the bathroom together.

To paint the picture, my ex GF was a smoke show blonde, with small (32B) tits, a shaved pussy, & a massive athletic ass. Her friend who was joining us in the bathroom was definitely very chubby, but she had massive (G cup) tits & a massive chubby ass.

When we got to the bathroom, my GF got on the toilet to pee first. She was wearing a jumper with no bra, so she pulled down the jumper and was essentially butt naked on the toilet. Her friend & I were having a conversation with her, so neither of looked away while my ex was naked & peeing. Her friend even said, “damn you have amazing nipples! I’m jealous, mine are so big.”

After my GF finished, her friend went up next & pulled her pants & panties down & got on the toilet. She told me not to look, but when she started peeing, I obviously looked straight at her & didn’t even pretend to look away. Her face turned red, but, because she was drunk, she didn’t really care. Unfortunately, I couldn’t see her naked, but I had a quick glance of her shaved pussy. My GF even said, “omg, you’re totally shaved aren’t you?! For some reason I thought you’d have a bush.” Before her friend finished peeing, I went closer to her so I could check out her ass, & even gave it a pinch. She finished up & went to the sink to wash her hands, & my GF looked at me & said, “your turn, but hurry! I want to another drink!”

So, I go up to the toilet & pull my slightly hard dick out to start peeing. Not to brag, but I have a good size cock, & it’s especially thick. While peeing, we’re all still chatting, & I see her friend looking straight at me in the mirror while my cock is out. I said, “hey! Are you looking at my dick!” & she responded, “sorry, you looked at me though so I figured it was only fair. I see why you’re so confident though… your GF is a lucky. Last guy I was with was tiny downstairs.”

I thanked her & decided to give her a quick show by fake master bating by rubbing my dick while she laughed. My GF was also laughing & just said, “omg, was that really necessary!?”

I finished up peeing & we all went out to party again like nothing happened. After this experience though, my GF’s friend was much more comfortable being naked around me & I’m happy to share more stories.

[LaPiedra2025]

Originally Posted by Hornyinde

I’m sure you were happy that you were as big as you can be at that point. We want ladies to see ours when fully erect. Maybe your girlfriend (now wife) wasn’t as happy that tye other woman saw your full wood.

I would hope she was proud to show the other one what she gets to enjoy.

I forgot I shared this story.

At the time I think she was aroused. Or at least thought it was funny. But years later the story has come up and she has said “I can’t believe I showed her your cock” in a way that she maybe regrets it but not too much.

[Nudebeachlover22]

Originally Posted by jsmoothie

After this experience though, my GF’s friend was much more comfortable being naked around me & I’m happy to share more stories.

Please do!

[dkuk8166]

Originally Posted by LaPiedra2025

I forgot I shared this story.

At the time I think she was aroused. Or at least thought it was funny. But years later the story has come up and she has said “I can’t believe I showed her your cock” in a way that she maybe regrets it but not too much.

Does the best friend ever bring it up?