[Exhibitionist] Showing off your willy

[stunkmcdump]

I went for a piss in an alley with a mate’s ex when McDonalds’ toilets were shut in the early hours on a night out. We were facing away from each other and I don’t remember what led to it but she ended up asking to see my circumcision scar so I got it back out to let her inspect it. Has anyone else got an experience of unexpectedly getting to proudly show theirs off to a female that didn’t lead to anything?

[driftwood3791]

That is certainly a novel pick-up line! I don't recall ever hearing that one before. She sounds like fun.

[PeterHuds]

Originally Posted by stunkmcdump

I went for a piss in an alley with a mate’s ex when McDonalds’ toilets were shut in the early hours on a night out. We were facing away from each other and I don’t remember what led to it but she ended up asking to see my circumcision scar so I got it back out to let her inspect it. Has anyone else got an experience of unexpectedly getting to proudly show theirs off to a female that didn’t lead to anything?

I had a situation like that many years ago at a music festival (V Festival for those that go back that far). A mixed group of 7 of us went - 4 girls 3 guys - none of us couples. When it came to going for a piss the girls would ask one of us guys to take her in the gents to avoid the very long queues for the women’s facilities. We would then give them cover to go in and then ‘guard’ the door from the outside.

One time I went with one of our companions and after she came out I told her I needed to piss too but I wasn’t going to do it in one of the portaloos because they were in a mess and I’d rather use the perimeter fence on the way back to the stage (which is what I’d been doing all day).

We had to take a slight detour to get out of sight of security and when we got there there are the usual number of both sexes pissing against the edge rather than using the portaloos.

My friend said “I’m going to watch this”. I laughed it off but she followed me right to the fence and stood next to me. I was 18 and being within 100 yards of a female in those days got me hard so I had a chubby by the time I got it out. She proceeddd to watch and nothing more was ever said 🤣

[Necro8617]

Years ago I attended a concert in an old hall. The mens room had floor length urinals and no dividers, so if you looked down the line from the side it was a whole row of penises doing one of the main things they do. Most guys stood back to avoid splash back.

Relevant to the topic, the door was propped open. As i approached the restroom I noticed a group of young women, probably college age all gathered outside. I almost thought I had the wrong room, but then I saw what they were up to. From where they stood, they had a view straight down the line of urinals. They could see about 10 cocks at once.

I made sure I stood back so they could see mine when it was my turn. I also took my time and shook vigorously. When I exited one of the girls shot me a little smile. They must have seen 100 cocks through the intermission!

[stunkmcdump]

Originally Posted by PeterHuds

I had a situation like that many years ago at a music festival (V Festival for those that go back that far). A mixed group of 7 of us went - 4 girls 3 guys - none of us couples. When it came to going for a piss the girls would ask one of us guys to take her in the gents to avoid the very long queues for the women’s facilities. We would then give them cover to go in and then ‘guard’ the door from the outside.

One time I went with one of our companions and after she came out I told her I needed to piss too but I wasn’t going to do it in one of the portaloos because they were in a mess and I’d rather use the perimeter fence on the way back to the stage (which is what I’d been doing all day).

We had to take a slight detour to get out of sight of security and when we got there there are the usual number of both sexes pissing against the edge rather than using the portaloos.

My friend said “I’m going to watch this”. I laughed it off but she followed me right to the fence and stood next to me. I was 18 and being within 100 yards of a female in those days got me hard so I had a chubby by the time I got it out. She proceeddd to watch and nothing more was ever said 🤣

Good to hear that you ended up having her see it close its potential. Every now and then a song from that festival will come on or she’ll pass the fence at a gig and it’ll enter her head. Hot that she’s going to associate you with having a big one every time it does!

[stunkmcdump]

Originally Posted by Necro8617

Years ago I attended a concert in an old hall. The mens room had floor length urinals and no dividers, so if you looked down the line from the side it was a whole row of penises doing one of the main things they do. Most guys stood back to avoid splash back.

Relevant to the topic, the door was propped open. As i approached the restroom I noticed a group of young women, probably college age all gathered outside. I almost thought I had the wrong room, but then I saw what they were up to. From where they stood, they had a view straight down the line of urinals. They could see about 10 cocks at once.

I made sure I stood back so they could see mine when it was my turn. I also took my time and shook vigorously. When I exited one of the girls shot me a little smile. They must have seen 100 cocks through the intermission!

Hottttttt! I hate that stupid “fairer sex” trope where men are seen as pussy crazy animals but women are more reserved and find a connection the sexiest thing. Bullshit.

It’s incredible when women don’t let themselves feel like they have to live that way and are feel free to ogle our members. I’d have done the same as you, I’d have stayed there a while and made sure I was in prime position for them all to treat themselves to a good, long look

[Gee_Star]

Nice to know I wasn't the only one cursed with a circumcision scar.

[stunkmcdump]

Originally Posted by Gee_Star

Nice to know I wasn't the only one cursed with a circumcision scar.

I never thought of the scar as a curse, and considering her curiosity encouraged me to flop it out for her I definitely don’t think bad of it now

[Tumbler2002]

A few years ago just before Covid hit, I was working abroad from my original UK and rather naughtily but starved of attention joined a swiping dating app. I met up with a girl from a neighboring country would would come with a few friends to party for the weekend then return home to where partying (booze) was illegal. I ended up fucking the girl one night but while we were naked her friend returned to the apartment and stood and had a conversation with the two of us while we carried on kissing and touching. She asked for my friends number and this involved me getting up and walking across the room to grab my phone. I made sure to wiggle as I walked to shake my cock. She took his number and we proceeded to do the deed for a while that night and a nice morning wake up call too.

When her friend joined us for a chat the next morning and piece together the drunken night before, she informed us after she got back she ‘strummed one out and squirted listening to us fucking’ this literally make my cock twitch but I played it cool. I needed to leave to get back to my apartment but during the conversation her friend, and I won’t forget this said ‘show me ur dick’ so got up stood for a few seconds before dressing and leaving. All of us stayed have stayed in touch and have had a few messages over the years

[Gee_Star]

Originally Posted by stunkmcdump

I never thought of the scar as a curse, and considering her curiosity encouraged me to flop it out for her I definitely don’t think bad of it now

I like the way you think!