What are your silly and unrealistic fantasies?

[Pearoak]

When my wife goes away for weekends with her girlfriends, I fantasise about what they get up to.

In one, they are discussing pubic hair and, as she is the only one without any, they persuade her to show them when back in their accommodation, which she's happy to do as they change together, share rooms etc. so they've kinda seen it all before.

With them being so comfortable with each other, she lets them all have a good look and feel.

They've had a few drinks and one thing leads to another and they all decide to shave. My wife also convinces them to do ’before and after’ photos so they can compare.

I find the photos by mistake on my wife's phone and have to decide which is which. I decide to tell her I've seen them but she won't tell me which is which. She tells them I found the photos, so now we all know I've seen their most intimate parts, albeit without matching faces.

[Hornyc0uple]

My wife and I have lots of kinks but most are dominance related. Everything from pee play to posting pictures of her (with her head cropped out). She loves how much it turns me on to see her being submissive and sl*tty like when we were out for drinks and I had to go take a leak she handed me her wine glass and asked to be topped off so I did then sat back and watched her sitting at the bar with nobody having a clue she was actually drinking my pee instead of wine. My darkest fantasy is unrealistic but still one of our favorite topics to talk about. It’s me taking her out and after she’s good and buzzed having her slip into something completely see through with nothing underneath like I’m gonna take pictures of her and surprising her by taking her to the gloryhole to get used. Just have her start by sucking dicks and when she gets to one she can’t make cum in her mouth, I tell her she’s gotta finish the job so she turns around and puts her pussy up to the hole (which turns her on because she has a fantasy of strangers giving her creampies). We would continue this until her tits are covered in cum and it’s visibly dripping down her legs. When we leave I wouldn’t let her clean up, I would want all of the guys to see her leave with her top down and cum covered tits out and skirt lifted up showing her pussy

[MrWalnuts]

My never-gonna-happen wish is to go into a doctor's exam and it turns out the dr is being shadowed by a bunch of young medical students on their first day. Stripped down and examined with a combination of interest, desire, and embarrassment on their parts.

[Marquis De Shady]

A few years back, my wife and I were riffing about social nudism, when out of nowhere she said: "Maybe we should invite all our friends from the resort and have a naked game night! Maybe even invite some of our non-nudist friends!" And my imagination went into overdrive.

Here's the thing. My wife is a binge drinker (although not as much these days). We've had non-nudist parties at our home; she starts off demure, but as the night goes on and she increases her alcohol intake, she becomes more and more uninhibited and "eccentric." If complete nudity was added to the mix, she'd probably start out sitting coyly on the couch chatting with guests; and by the end of the night she'd be spread-eagled on the couch talking about "how she used to have pubes but decided to go bald because it's a sexier look" and invite everyone to opine on her shaven pussy. Not to mention increasing physical contact with the female guests and constantly hugging everyone. Adding non-nudist friends to the mix: she would probably greet them naked as they arrived - shocking the heck out of them and laughing about it. And then coaxing them into getting naked too.
Of course the next day she would barely remember any of it and I'd have to tell her "oh...nothing happened..."


She was just being sarcastic with me because she knew herself well enough to know how that would actually turn out. But as unrealistic as this fantasy is; for a long time I was actually hoping it would materialize one day! Yes it could have turned out to be a disaster where she would be so embarrassed that she'd never want to return to our resort. But what a memory that would have been!

[QuietVoyeur]

I'm hanging out with a few cute girl friends and one of them has to go take a shower. She comes back wearing just her towel, it's not a big deal for her because we're just friends. As she's looking through her dresser her towel comes loose and I get to see her naked ass and pussy as she bends over in front of me to pick it up. Then she tells me she needs to get dressed but I can just stay in her room and watch since I've already seen everything anyway. She sees my erection and rolls her eyes at me but she can't contain her smile because she's secretly loving every second of exposure.

[Pearoak]

Originally Posted by Pearoak

When my wife goes away for weekends with her girlfriends, I fantasise about what they get up to.

In one, they are discussing pubic hair and, as she is the only one without any, they persuade her to show them when back in their accommodation, which she's happy to do as they change together, share rooms etc. so they've kinda seen it all before.

With them being so comfortable with each other, she lets them all have a good look and feel.

They've had a few drinks and one thing leads to another and they all decide to shave. My wife also convinces them to do ’before and after’ photos so they can compare.

I find the photos by mistake on my wife's phone and have to decide which is which. I decide to tell her I've seen them but she won't tell me which is which. She tells them I found the photos, so now we all know I've seen their most intimate parts, albeit without matching faces.

On the same trip, they realise my wife has photos of them but she has got away with it.

So they use her phone to take a video of her. The video gets pretty intimate with her writhing around on the bed and touching herself.

I find the video at the same time as the other photos and she replicates the video in real life for me, ending in some wild sex.

[Vinny21064]

My girlfriend had a Best friend Jessica I have known since they were 18. Me and her friend always had a close relationship back then flirty together, I seen her naked when they were young. Flashing for fun or on my girlfriends text they'd send each other, the only thing I haven't seen is her asshole, but have seen it in a picture slightly behind a thong.

She's 5'3 B cups with a big butt, and a nice plump pussy with a little bit of inner lips that show so not a fully inny but close. Her face is a 7/10 but her personality is great. My girlfriend Kristen is 5'7 B/C cups big butt but her face is a 9/10, so she's the pretty one of the two.

One time Jessica her friend had to sit on my lap, she was wearing a small black dress, we were in the car going to the bars. I was 22 years old, she's sitting directly on my penis the warmth of her pussy I can feel through my shorts, sontrying my best not to get a boner. My penis is starting to get hard and going between her legs hitting her pussy.

So idk what to do, bc the cars packed with people. Is her friend going to say something. So I lift her up to adjust myself as hidden as I can by pushing my penis down more towards the inside of my legs. She puts her hand on my thigh when we turn to catch her self and hits my penis and turns and looks at me and smiles and just left her hand there finger tips on the tip of my penis basically. Leaves it there for 3 minutes nothing is said about it.

A couple weeks later we are on a boat she was swimming and she got stung by a jellyfish on the left inside bottom butt cheek, close to her vagina and I was the only guy willing to pee on her to help.

As I was peeing on her, I got distracted looking at her nice ass and I "accidentally" hit her black bikini bottom and pussy/asshole area from behind. She let out a sexy gasp/ moan and then said it feels so good and is stopping the pain, and giggled a little bit after thanked me, and we walked back to the boat.

A couple years later we all got drunk went to NYC and had a great time, her and my girlfriend were making out the whole night.

At one point her friend Jessica came up and said I was missing out on all the fun and kissed me but I didn't kiss her back, bc I didn't want my girlfriend to get mad because she was watching. So I told Jessica that I would love to but I don't want my girlfriend Kristen to get mad.

So we get back to the hotel, and I was making out with my girlfriend on the only queen sized bed in the room, right next to Jessica, and she looks nervous to ask me something sexual when my girlfriend left to the bathroom. So my impulsive ass, says what? And asks the question I was thinking instead of letting her ask. So I said " Do you want to watch us have sex?" She said yeah.

So my girlfriend whips out my penis and starts sucking it in front of her. I'm decently big 7.25x 6 inch girth. Then I start making out fucking her missionary drunk, my penis is like 80% boner now. Her friend next to us on the bed, goes I can't watch this anymore so my girlfriend suggested we go in the shower. So her friend gets up, and sits on the floor in the mirror not looking while we get up. So my girlfriend goes into the bathroom and I ask her friend to join us, I'm fully nude penis 12 inches from her face. She had a face like she wanted to but, she didn't want to get in trouble bc she's the more submissive one between her and my girlfriend.

But I didn't push it. Anyway 10 years later and both of us have kids. But me and her we definitely still have a sexual tension when together.

So my unrealistic fantasy is having a 3 some with her and my girlfriend. Having them eat each other out, my girlfriend guiding my penis into her friends tight asshole, then taking it out and sucking it off. finishing with them give me a double blowjob
l wouldn't want anyone to fuck my girlfriend would probably do a 4 way with the boyfriend just to bang her friend from all the years of sexual tension.

Recently, me and the two girls were in the car talking and it got brought up how I wouldn't mind if Kristen had a sexual relationship with a girl and that I would sit in the corner and watch the girls fuck each other no problem would be hot, I don't even need to be involved.

Then I could see that same look, in her face. Almost that she was thinking about it like that would be hot, maybe she thought about us or her and her boyfriend doing something like that idk but hopefully in the future we could arrange something like that. But it seems unrealistic unless she breaks off with her boyfriend, or has another kid closer in our age group so we can go on family vacation and get loose lol. So, recently I been thinking about all these somewhat missed opportunities.

[stunkmcdump]

When I was using onlyfans there were some excellent polite girls on there but also some arrogant little madams and it used to irritate me when all 5’ 6’’ of them felt empowered to be an arsehole via electronic message.
My fantasy (or one of them) would be to have a private resort where 5 or 6 of the worst of them were flown out and paid good money to live there for a month. They could do what they wanted but if I requested pleasuring in any manner it would be expected that they perform whatever act on me I choose with enthusiasm.
I’d act passively and let them walk all over me for the first three days and let them get away with murder as their true, narcissistic selves came out and they refused me and spoke back to me as they gained confidence and worked as a group to take the piss out of me thinking the rest of their time there would be a holiday at my expense.
On day four when they were all standing around together my real plan would begin. I’d have identified the ring leader of the group and the one that gave the others the confidence to act up and when the time was a right my 6’ and well built right hand woman would walk out of nowhere, approach the ring leader and, without saying a word, deliver a loud and powerful slap across her face in front of the rest of the girls. Dazed and with her ears still ringing, my assistant would drag her by the hair towards a meeting room and demand that the rest, who are absolutely stunned, follow her for a meeting. They’d be led into the room I’m in and my assistant would tell them in no uncertain terms that she’d been watching them for a distance for the last few days and is furious at their conduct and if anyone else steps out of line she’ll put them in her place too. The rest of the month would consist of a group of previously arrogant and rude girls being subservient and meek, pleasuring me to an incredible standard under the watchful gaze of my assistant ready to (and sometimes actually) b*tch slapping a girl for not fully submitting.
The result would be just shy of a month of me enjoying incredible fantasy sex with some of the hottest tight-bodied girls in the country but with the superiority complex they threw at me online suddenly not there out of fear of humiliating consequence.