What are your silly and unrealistic fantasies?

[Pearoak]

When my wife goes away for weekends with her girlfriends, I fantasise about what they get up to.

In one, they are discussing pubic hair and, as she is the only one without any, they persuade her to show them when back in their accommodation, which she's happy to do as they change together, share rooms etc. so they've kinda seen it all before.

With them being so comfortable with each other, she lets them all have a good look and feel.

They've had a few drinks and one thing leads to another and they all decide to shave. My wife also convinces them to do ’before and after’ photos so they can compare.

I find the photos by mistake on my wife's phone and have to decide which is which. I decide to tell her I've seen them but she won't tell me which is which. She tells them I found the photos, so now we all know I've seen their most intimate parts, albeit without matching faces.

[Hornyc0uple]

My wife and I have lots of kinks but most are dominance related. Everything from pee play to posting pictures of her (with her head cropped out). She loves how much it turns me on to see her being submissive and sl*tty like when we were out for drinks and I had to go take a leak she handed me her wine glass and asked to be topped off so I did then sat back and watched her sitting at the bar with nobody having a clue she was actually drinking my pee instead of wine. My darkest fantasy is unrealistic but still one of our favorite topics to talk about. It’s me taking her out and after she’s good and buzzed having her slip into something completely see through with nothing underneath like I’m gonna take pictures of her and surprising her by taking her to the gloryhole to get used. Just have her start by sucking dicks and when she gets to one she can’t make cum in her mouth, I tell her she’s gotta finish the job so she turns around and puts her pussy up to the hole (which turns her on because she has a fantasy of strangers giving her creampies). We would continue this until her tits are covered in cum and it’s visibly dripping down her legs. When we leave I wouldn’t let her clean up, I would want all of the guys to see her leave with her top down and cum covered tits out and skirt lifted up showing her pussy

[MrWalnuts]

My never-gonna-happen wish is to go into a doctor's exam and it turns out the dr is being shadowed by a bunch of young medical students on their first day. Stripped down and examined with a combination of interest, desire, and embarrassment on their parts.

[Marquis De Shady]

A few years back, my wife and I were riffing about social nudism, when out of nowhere she said: "Maybe we should invite all our friends from the resort and have a naked game night! Maybe even invite some of our non-nudist friends!" And my imagination went into overdrive.

Here's the thing. My wife is a binge drinker (although not as much these days). We've had non-nudist parties at our home; she starts off demure, but as the night goes on and she increases her alcohol intake, she becomes more and more uninhibited and "eccentric." If complete nudity was added to the mix, she'd probably start out sitting coyly on the couch chatting with guests; and by the end of the night she'd be spread-eagled on the couch talking about "how she used to have pubes but decided to go bald because it's a sexier look" and invite everyone to opine on her shaven pussy. Not to mention increasing physical contact with the female guests and constantly hugging everyone. Adding non-nudist friends to the mix: she would probably greet them naked as they arrived - shocking the heck out of them and laughing about it. And then coaxing them into getting naked too.
Of course the next day she would barely remember any of it and I'd have to tell her "oh...nothing happened..."


She was just being sarcastic with me because she knew herself well enough to know how that would actually turn out. But as unrealistic as this fantasy is; for a long time I was actually hoping it would materialize one day! Yes it could have turned out to be a disaster where she would be so embarrassed that she'd never want to return to our resort. But what a memory that would have been!

[QuietVoyeur]

I'm hanging out with a few cute girl friends and one of them has to go take a shower. She comes back wearing just her towel, it's not a big deal for her because we're just friends. As she's looking through her dresser her towel comes loose and I get to see her naked ass and pussy as she bends over in front of me to pick it up. Then she tells me she needs to get dressed but I can just stay in her room and watch since I've already seen everything anyway. She sees my erection and rolls her eyes at me but she can't contain her smile because she's secretly loving every second of exposure.