[Request] has anyone ever seen a real life enf incident?

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Originally Posted by Duran Duran

... She obviously thought he was too old to notice. ...

What? I'm 80 yo and I would "notice", and you might notice something happening in my shorts too!

[TheLadNextDoor]

My very sexy 40yo divorcee neighbour locked herself out whilst sneaking outside in a beautiful satin nightie with no bra and a equally gorgeous pair of satin knickers on underneath, the bedroom window was open and she was forced to knock a neighbours door to ask for a ladder, he didn't have one so he asked the neighbour who in turn knocked my door, eventually 6 of the neighbours all came out to "help" while she nervously tried to sheild her hanging tit's, I sensed it was a deliberate team effort to force her to climb the ladder as everybody had an excuse why they couldn't do it for her and all stood at the foot of the ladder watching as she gingerly climbed up. When she stepped across to the window ledge she gave us all a good long look of her silky gusset and clean shaven lips peeking out the sides as she stood legs akimbo, one foot on the ladder and the other on the window ledge until she built the courage to dive through the window.

[mamanrc]

Not really a nude in public but close. It was July or August of 2006. Wife and i were at a Red Sox game in the bleachers in Boston. She was wearing a white cotton top with no lining. It was HUMID and eventually started to rain. By rain I mean pour buckets. Took us a while to get down under the bleachers. By that time she hadn't realized her top was now transparent and sticking to her.

She found that out and covered up. She went over to the vendor under the bleachers and asked for a sweatshirt. The vendor asked her to point out the one she wanted. She called him a smartass. But since she had a great rack it didn't suck seeing them on display.

[twowide]

1959. Final Year Apprentice, attending the Polytechnic on "day-release". The Engineering Science Class was held in a "Blitz Survivor" Shed next-door to the newly erected, imposing building. Alongside were similar shacks, housing the Cookery School. I looked up from my studies, gazing through the large windows at the assorted Trainee Crumpet Chefs next door. They were all dressed in "regulation translucent nylon smocks". Most had white lingerie, a couple in black, one in red. Bra, Briefs, Nylons, some black, and suspenders. Come the end of the lesson, instead of going out on to the Main Road and walking to join the queue for the Refractory, me and a couple of mates dashed along the backs, bursting through the kitchen door. It was the Safety Exit from the Girls Locker Room, with about 10 of them bollock naked from the shower ! Hear the screems ! View the flying tits, raw nipples, gaping bushes and heaving arses as they desperatly sought cover ! We slunk away, chuckling ! The following week, every Hut's Back Door was nailed shut, festooned with Padlocks and Chains !

[Obironic]

Was catching the train home from work Thursday evening, after having gone out for drinks.
A mid twenties girl sat next to me in a long summer dress with really thin straps that kept slipping off her shoulders. I'd discreetly watch hoping to see more as she didn't have a very big chest, and I thought there was definite scope to see something more through slippage.
For the next 10 minutes she'd come agonisingly close to exposure, then readjust her strap that had slipped, resetting the situation. It'd stay in place for about 30 seconds before slipping and more of her breast would come in to view, before the readjustment and reset all over again.

Eventually, it was her stop and she gathered her things ready to leave, whilst I cursed my luck.
As she got up, she stepped on the bottom of her dress, causing it to stay in place as she rose. I watched her reflection in the window opposite as almost in slow motion her whole boob popped out, exposing her small brown nipple for a second as she reached down and readjusted.

Tbh I'm not sure how embarrassed she was, as there was no one opposite, so she may have thought she'd got away with it.

Best train journey I've had in weeks

[bobsan]

"It was the Safety Exit from the Girls Locker Room, with about 10 of them bollock naked from the shower !"

Bollocks means testicles. Bollock naked is a phrase used for male nudity. I don't usually like to correct grammar but the phrase being used here is off-putting, like you walked in on a group of trans-dudes or something. Great story otherwise.

[winston optic beer]

Originally Posted by bobsan

"It was the Safety Exit from the Girls Locker Room, with about 10 of them bollock naked from the shower !"

Bollocks means testicles. Bollock naked is a phrase used for male nudity. I don't usually like to correct grammar but the phrase being used here is off-putting, like you walked in on a group of trans-dudes or something. Great story otherwise.

That might well be the origin of the phrase, but I am happy for it to be applied to a woman. In fact, I find it sexier to hear a grown woman described as being bollock naked than merely being naked or nude.

For example, when my wife goes to bed at night she is just plain naked, which is quite boring.

However, when she walked out of our bedroom on her way to check the baby, “naked” on its own didn’t really cut it. She ran slap bang into an old guy who was working at our house on the landing, giving him an unexpected full-frontal view of her as nature intended. As if that wasn’t enough, she nonchalantly turned around to show him her arse as she slowly made her way back into the bedroom. I’d need to say she was “stark bollock naked” to emphasise her predicament and the entirety of what the guy saw.

She may have been embarrassed at the time. I can’t say because I wasn’t there. However, when she told me about the incident later she was laughing and seemed to enjoy talking about it I suspected it turned her on a little.