Naked pranks, accidental nudity and other funny naked/sexy stories

[Everard]

Originally Posted by Jjd1

... she got naked right there on the front porch.

--- which reminds me of another story I've posted before, same girl:

She once told me about a male friend of hers who went round to visit his girlfriend, and when she opened the door to him, she had no top on.
I thought this story a bit tame but said, “I bet you wouldn’t do that.”
She said, “I bet I would.”
I said, “A pound says you wouldn’t.”
She said, “Right.”
I was on a roll now, because I’d just remembered something that I was pretty sure she had forgotten.
So I said, “Furthermore, I bet you two pounds you wouldn’t come to the door … with nothing on.”
A few days later I called round to have lunch with her and when the door opened she was hiding behind it. As soon as I was in and she shut it, I could see why. There she stood in all her glory, completely naked. And I do mean glory; don’t forget, she was five foot ten and quite curvy.
Then I said, “You remember that two pounds you owe me? Well, you don’t owe me it any more.” Tina said nothing, but I could see by her expression that she was decidedly not happy.
(She was quite happy to stay naked the rest of the lunch hour though, and for us to shag each other’s brains out before I returned to work.)

[whatnow3]

I was at lunch today with a coworker. We were sitting by the windows where the cars waiting for their food from the drive thru were waiting. I just happened to take notice as the restaurant employee was running the order out to the car closest to me. The driver rolled down her window and just started to reach out to take the food when her female friend in the passenger seat reached over and yanked down the drivers shirt exposing one breast. The worker got the eyeful and so did I. The passenger was laughing up a storm as the driver had a brief shocked look then a slap at her friend with a I can't believe you just did that look. She covered up and took the food. The worker walked away with a smile on his face. As the girls drove away they were both laughing now.

[Openyoureyez89]

I started this thread hoping for stories on the funny side of life that involve nudity, accidental or otherwise, not just pranks. So here’s a funny story.

My wife and I visited a botanical garden once about 5 years ago. We were both 30. It was a warm day and my wife wore a black summer dress with flowers on it. We have pictures of this day and every time I come across them I’m reminded of this story. It was quite boring but we ended up going inside a greenhouse for tropical plants. As soon as you entered you felt how they kept it very warm and humid inside. You could hear the whir of loud heaters and misters. My wife walked a bit ahead of me and stepped over a wide vent that ran across the walkway. Her dress was immediately blown straight up. Not just to her butt cheeks but to about her stomach. It caught her off guard and it took a second for her to react by trying to push it down before realizing the real solution was to step away from the vent. When it finally was back down, she glanced around to realize no fewer than 15 or so people had turned her way when she shrieked. Half of which were males of all ages that had been treated to a three second view of her ass in a black thong and her jiggling cheeks and thighs as she dealt with it. She was beet red but laughing.

A little later we circled the whole gardens and found ourselves back there. My wife pointed to a couple and said that lady’s skirt is gonna do the same thing. The woman was Asian. Probably mid 20s. I said maybe you should warn her but my wife uncharacteristically had a case of schadenfreude. So we followed them into the greenhouse and sure enough the woman had the same embarrassing moment. She had fuller bottom lacy red panties. About half her cheeks hung sexily beneath them. She grabbed her boyfriend’s hand and stormed out avoiding eye contact with everyone.

If lived in that city I would be an annual member and make my way to the gardens every sunny day and just camp out in the greenhouse.

[Traveler94]

I have two friends who are twin sisters. I used to go to the beach with them from time to time, sometimes wit other friends joining (but usually just the three of us). I don't particularly like the beach, but who would say no to going with two pretty young girls. One is thin, with long brown hair, and is quite shy. The other is a little on the heavier size, with large boobs, and is more outgoing.
One time, as we arrived, I changed into swimsuit under a towel, while they removed their sundresses to reveal modest bikinis that probably showed more than they realized. As I removed my boxers, and was looking for my trunks in my bag, the towel slipped and fell to the ground, leaving me naked and on full view to them, while both hands are in my bag. I was naked for maybe 20 seconds while both were laughing hysterically.
Once covered again, I was super turned on, and tried covering it by acting embarrassed. Then the shy sister did something that surprised me. She went behind her sister and did a tugging motion with her hands, and then yanked down her sisters green strapless top. Her large round boobs with pink puffy nipples jumped on jiggling while she shrieked and struggled to cover again.
Her revenge would only come weeks later, when we went to the beach again. The shy sister has just come from a job job interview and was dressed accordingly, while me and the outgoing sister were already there in our swimsuits. The shy sister undressed under a towel. She struggled with it and flashed her panties a couple times, so she asked her sister to hold the towel. While she was taking off her panties, and with one leg raised, her sister pushed her. She fell on me (I was crouched at that moment), naked. She had a full bush, bright brown colored. Her boobs were larger than expected, and had a bit of a teardrop shape with large brown nipples. From the impact I fell on my back myself, with her boobs touching my face. She let out a scream, got up and turned her back to me while taking back her towel.
After that we all laughed, and this was a start of a prank war between the three of us, and anytime we would go to the beach that summer someone would be exposed in some way.

[edcindy]

Originally Posted by Openyoureyez89

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My wife walked a bit ahead of me and stepped over a wide vent that ran across the walkway. Her dress was immediately blown straight up. Not just to her butt cheeks but to about her stomach. It caught her off guard and it took a second for her to react by trying to push it down before realizing the real solution was to step away from the vent. When it finally was back down, she glanced around to realize no fewer than 15 or so people had turned her way when she shrieked. Half of which were males of all ages that had been treated to a three second view of her ass in a black thong and her jiggling cheeks and thighs as she dealt with it. She was beet red but laughing…

Reminds me of one of my favorite memories. I’ll post it as my wife recounted on another site:

I had an amazing experience at a fun-house one time. Ed likes to have me dress up in revealing
outfits when we go out. During the evening I then often "accidently" expose myself to him in the
course of whatever we're doing. However neither of us had been in a fun-house since we were kids,
and we got more than we bargained for!

I was wearing a tiny little white cotton dress. It was tight on top, and although not see through at all,
it was obvious I wasn't wearing a bra. The bottom of the dress flared out much like a pleated skirt, but
without the pleats, if that makes any sense. The dress was so short that it only covered my butt
cheeks by an inch or so. The dress and my shoes were all I wore. (I've never been much for panties)
We were getting a lot of looks just walking around the fair grounds (more than a pretty girl in a sexy
outfit might normally get). Ed even saw one guy actually bend over to try to see up my dress after we
walked past him! (and I'd have to guess that he could see quite well!).

We went into the fun-house just for the trill of trying to navigate through whatever might be inside in
my skimpy outfit. I was nervous about just entering the ride, because you had to climb up 3 or 4
moving stairs on the outside. Once inside things were fairly uneventful. I climbed up a ladder, but
there was no one behind us. And Ed fondled me a little in a dark mirror maze.

As we emerged for the mirrors, we were probably a little disoriented, both from the fondling and from
entering a brightly lit area. We emerged onto a platform about 5 feet in the air. On the platform were
hand rails snaking back and forth like a ticket line, leading to a ladder to get down. Below was a
spinning tube you had to go through to exit the ride, with 3 or 4 carnies standing there watching the
platform. I was wondering how I was going to climb down the ladder with the carnies watching me.
Neither of us noticed the guy in the booth about 5 feet straight in front of us. You can probably guess
what happened next...

As I stepped out ahead of Ed onto the platform I put my hands on the rails and got about two steps
when I was hit by a blast of compressed air. As I let out a little yelp, my dress flew. The flared part
shot straight up, folding the dress in half. I was naked from my ankles to my rib cage!!!
The booth guy laid on the air for what must have been a good five seconds. I struggled to get my
dress down, but because my hands had been on the rails the dress had come up under my armpits
and with the force of the air blowing the dress around I never even came close to bringing it down.
Finally I made the not too brilliant move of jumping out of the air-stream... backwards.
You've never seen guys with such big smiles on their faces! We were laughing too, although I was
quite embarrassed. And I knew that I was still standing on the platform and would have to cross the
air vent again. Worse, I had to climb down a ladder, with 4 guys at the bottom who now knew I had
nothing under my little dress!

After I regained my composure a little, I moved quickly across the air vent, managing to only let the
back blow up a little. The carnies were very nice about the whole thing (none made any obnoxious
comments), but they also weren't shy about moving closer to the platform and ladder, and trying to
get another view. Somehow, by wearing what I was (and wasn't) and by reacting good naturedly, I'd
given up my normal right to have men not be so obvious about trying to see up my dress.
I got down the ladder as quickly as I could, although I can only image what kind of view they got from
below. At the time I thought of that as less embarrassing than standing there naked in front of them
with my dress flying, but as I thought about it afterwards, I realized that a couple of them had gotten
an even more intimate view as I backed down the ladder!

They tried to convince my that the safest way thought the tube was to crawl, but I wasn't buying it!
I've been seen many other times in various degrees of undress, accidently and "accidently". But
somehow those five seconds of forced exposure are the most naked I've ever felt

[moosered6]

Originally Posted by Traveler94

I have two friends who are twin sisters. I used to go to the beach with them from time to time, sometimes wit other friends joining (but usually just the three of us). I don't particularly like the beach, but who would say no to going with two pretty young girls. One is thin, with long brown hair, and is quite shy. The other is a little on the heavier size, with large boobs, and is more outgoing.
One time, as we arrived, I changed into swimsuit under a towel, while they removed their sundresses to reveal modest bikinis that probably showed more than they realized. As I removed my boxers, and was looking for my trunks in my bag, the towel slipped and fell to the ground, leaving me naked and on full view to them, while both hands are in my bag. I was naked for maybe 20 seconds while both were laughing hysterically.
Once covered again, I was super turned on, and tried covering it by acting embarrassed. Then the shy sister did something that surprised me. She went behind her sister and did a tugging motion with her hands, and then yanked down her sisters green strapless top. Her large round boobs with pink puffy nipples jumped on jiggling while she shrieked and struggled to cover again.
Her revenge would only come weeks later, when we went to the beach again. The shy sister has just come from a job job interview and was dressed accordingly, while me and the outgoing sister were already there in our swimsuits. The shy sister undressed under a towel. She struggled with it and flashed her panties a couple times, so she asked her sister to hold the towel. While she was taking off her panties, and with one leg raised, her sister pushed her. She fell on me (I was crouched at that moment), naked. She had a full bush, bright brown colored. Her boobs were larger than expected, and had a bit of a teardrop shape with large brown nipples. From the impact I fell on my back myself, with her boobs touching my face. She let out a scream, got up and turned her back to me while taking back her towel.
After that we all laughed, and this was a start of a prank war between the three of us, and anytime we would go to the beach that summer someone would be exposed in some way.

Great story, thanks for sharing! Did this series of events lead to more casual nudity, pranks with nudity, etc. moving forward since everyone had seen basically everything of each other?

[Traveler94]

Originally Posted by moosered6

Great story, thanks for sharing! Did this series of events lead to more casual nudity, pranks with nudity, etc. moving forward since everyone had seen basically everything of each other?

Absolutely. We used to go to the beach in mid morning during the week, and off season (we all worked part time/were students at the time), so the beach was nearly empty, which made it easier for that.
Things like pantsings, wedgies, untying bikinis and sn*tching towels became a normal occurrence for us when we were at the beach (which we went to very often). One time the outgoing one pantsed me while I was talking to two girls from my high school I ran into on the beach. I later untied her bottom while in the water and she walked out, bottomless in front of a group of younger guys before noticing.

Another time, the shy one came in a new bikini, and said that the old one was too small (it had a tendency to show a lot of cheek and cling to her butt, showing more than she liked with the occasional buttcrack), and didn't cover enough. Naturally I gave her a wedgie and slapped her butt.

The whole prank thing usually remained just between the three of us, but extended beyond the beach. For example, one time the shy one pulled apart her sisters button-down dress while walking along an empty street, leaving her pink bra and panties exposed on the front.

As for casual nudity, not as much. We did once go to a secluded undeclared beach unplanned, and wanted to get in. While this place was secluded, skinny dipping was still out of the question. However, we all went in in our underwear. One sister was wearing white lace underwear (that became see through). My own boxers were tight and clinged to my dick, not leaving much to imagination.

[Blunderman]

Originally Posted by Traveler94

Absolutely. We used to go to the beach in mid morning during the week, and off season (we all worked part time/were students at the time), so the beach was nearly empty, which made it easier for that.
Things like pantsings, wedgies, untying bikinis and sn*tching towels became a normal occurrence for us when we were at the beach (which we went to very often). One time the outgoing one pantsed me while I was talking to two girls from my high school I ran into on the beach. I later untied her bottom while in the water and she walked out, bottomless in front of a group of younger guys before noticing.

Another time, the shy one came in a new bikini, and said that the old one was too small (it had a tendency to show a lot of cheek and cling to her butt, showing more than she liked with the occasional buttcrack), and didn't cover enough. Naturally I gave her a wedgie and slapped her butt.

The whole prank thing usually remained just between the three of us, but extended beyond the beach. For example, one time the shy one pulled apart her sisters button-down dress while walking along an empty street, leaving her pink bra and panties exposed on the front.

As for casual nudity, not as much. We did once go to a secluded undeclared beach unplanned, and wanted to get in. While this place was secluded, skinny dipping was still out of the question. However, we all went in in our underwear. One sister was wearing white lace underwear (that became see through). My own boxers were tight and clinged to my dick, not leaving much to imagination.

Wait, did the one whose bikini you untied find her bottoms?

[Traveler94]

Originally Posted by Blunderman

Wait, did the one whose bikini you untied find her bottoms?

It was in my hand, so yes. She would never admit it, but I think that being exposed like that really turned her on.

[coupleak]

My wife had send me a tasteful topless pic a few days ago using WhatsApp. She does that sometimes to suprise me.
When she came home yesterday, she told me she was sending me a message again using WhatsApp. That pic was still visible in the top half of the screen. A male colleague of her was standing right next to her and was watching at the picture. At home she was laughing it off, but I know secretly she likes being exposed like that. Keeping plausible deniability cause her colleague was never supposed to see that picture.

Too bad it was a "decent/tasteful" pic, cause she has send me lots that were more explicit and more clear to see. Pic is included. Judge for yourself.