What are your silly and unrealistic fantasies?

[Shihoin]

I'm a simple man with simple unrealistic fantasies.

My wife and I are nudists; and boy oh boy would it be fun if her girlfriends (she has 5 close ones) joined us for a day at our resort.

Who would get naked right away and who would have to work at it? Who is shaven and who is trimmed? Who has the best tits? Who would blatantly look at my cock and who would just sneak a peak? Who would let me see their pussy and who would hide it from me?

Getting all those questions answered would probably cause my head to explode lol!

[Gee_Star]

I want to chat it up with a woman who's been given a "hall pass" but doesn't use it out of fear or apprehension or generally not being sure if their husband is serious.

So the scenario in my mind is that I take her back to a hotel after talking about her situation at the bar. She heads to the bathroom to freshen up and I place a video call to her husband, placing him on mute, I place the phone in a spot where he can see it and proceed to have sex with his wife, disrobing her, eating her pussy, sucking her nipples, having her suck my cock and fucking her without a condom and cuming inside of her possibly multiple times while he watches from the phone.

[Thought30]

It interesting that you bring this up:
I used to NEVER have fantasies that weren't at *somewhat* grounded in reality.
Involving friend's wives (mostly), so obtainable women who had a certain fondness for me, therefore not unreachable just VERY unlikely.
I simply could not get aroused it the scenario I was conjuring was just too far fetched.

But lately I've been turning to 2 fantasies that are simply fiction. Almost verging on science fiction their elements or machinations.

The first is (surprisingly) about the wife of friend who is sort of demure. She isn't a prude and though she is very intelligent, her knowledge of the wider sexual world is very limited. Laughably so at times. Once we were all talking about some "deviant" sexual practice--something like bukkake, maybe--and she said, with total surprise, wide-eyed almost--"People Do that?!" Like it was beyond belief.

This plays into the nature of my fantasy and the sort of extreme mechanics I've employed in it to make it something my brain can entertain.
In the fantasy I find out by accident that if she sees a had cock exposed she enters a semi-trance-like state of being.
She is conscious but basically unable to help herself. She wants to look at it so badly, and ultimately see it cum so desperately that she will do anything I ask of her.
I've been working on a story version of this fantasy for a while but don't know if i can pull it off in a believable enough manner to make me want to post it somewhere.

The second involves something that actually happened when i was younger.
I had a steady girlfriend of a couple of years but an older girlfriend--who was now just a friend though I still harboured feelings for her--came to visit me with my buddy for a week or so around Christmas holidays.
This was the era of VCR rentals and somehow we managed to rent a couple of movies including a porno one night.
The three of us watched, gathered together on my parents couch and it was...uncomfortable but hot.
I know this was the first time this girl had ever seen anything like this.
It must have turned her on a lot because later in the night we ended up fucking in my basement bedroom--something she made happen, i would never have even tried.

The fantasy is simple but impossible: I am back in that time, on that night. My friend is not with us and I (somehow) have the total faculties and accumulated life experience I have now.
I know this first time experience is turning her on and I use words to heighten her arousal. Getting her to do things and describe what exactly on the porno is turning her on.

I SO wish I could have been more relaxed and present on the evening it actually went down so I could call up in my memory her face and expressions as she watched this film....

[MasterYoda]

My silly and unrealistic fantasy is simple: have my girlfriend locked out of my apartment completely naked and then have her retrieve the spare key at her parents place a few kilometres down the road. She will have to walk butt naked in broad daylight and she will obviously be very much embarrassed and I will encounter her somewhere on the way (because I want to be a witness &#128523…

This is unrealistic because there is no probable way she would wind up naked outside of the apartment. Also there are plenty of places where she could hide till I get home. She could also ask a neighbour to hide or borrow clothes (plenty of ladies here). Both of these scenarios are also hot now I think of it… :-D

[Hereforfun]

Here are some of the soft core ideas I have:

Wet T contest: I would like my wife to be in a wet t shirt contest that involves her getting totally naked by the end.

Adult store: We go to a porn store looking for different lingerie. She goes to the dressing room and steps out to let me look. They become more revealing when another patron walks by and sees my wife stepping out in nothing but fishnet.

WNBR: would love for her to be totally naked for WNBR

Nude art: would love for her to be nude in some type of art. Paintings, pictures, sculptures, or even a play of some sort. Burlesque would be amazing.

[ted roberts]

not sure it they count as silly or unrealistic but here's some back ground on my wife's journey into submission and humiliation fantasies and how they became real
how it all started for her she told me about the paper shop guy ive mentioned before and the gym teacher thats tied into her girl on girl adventures on the holiday park

,but i think that was about it for actual interaction with others ,i know she had a crush on a older guy when she left school and one of her mates worked for him in his chippy type cafe ,she told me he was always flirting with her and chatting her up she was about 17 or 18 and i knew him pretty well as i used to work a couple of door up from his shop he was in his mid forties id say a bit of a roger moore ladies man type of bloke and had a reputation for fucking his all young female staff lol
,she told me she used to go in there after work to see her friend and fantasized about working for him and being spanked bare bummed in front of the customers and being made to say sorry to them all for bad service and have to go over one strict old ladies knee for a top up few slaps while everyone stared and laughed at her and encouraged the old girl to ,slap her arse and making comments like telling her to , make her stick it out , shes enjoying it , shes wet then be made to work the rest of the day no knickers and her red bare bum on show
i would have loved to see that and the shop would have been full lol ,

another fantasy she told me about was having to stand on a chair for a knicker inspection having them pulled down to see if they were wet or dirty lol and having to let the owner examine her bum and fanny and tell her off for being a dirty girl when he found it was wet make her bend over his knee with her legs open while he spanked her and then he washed her bum and fanny and again telling her what a naughty dirty girl she was ,,and he would hang her wet knickers in the shop for everyone to see ,and if a customer asked about them he would say ask her and point to my wife and she would be made to explain how her knickers ended up wet and he would make her tell them how she had been spanked for it and have to bend over and show them her red bare bum

she told me loads of her submission embarrassment exposed humiliation fantasies that she wanked over and i dont think he had ever suggest anything like that to her to lead her on to those thoughts i think he just wanted to fuck her plain and simple

but she just transferred her need for submission and being exposed and spanked to him so she could wank to it and wish for it to happen someday as far as i know it didn't but it was all she thought about when she wanked herself
or had sex but never brought the subject up with partners for fear they would reject her or laugh at her fantasies

,then i met her when she was 21 and i can tell you how it all started for us and how i became aware of her kink and what led up to the first time of me baring her bum for a spanking and the surprising turn of event that followed lol

[Ranger 1]

One of my fantasies is to put just the head of my cock into a woman's c*nt and masturbate myself. It would take a lot of self control not to fully thrust into it, especially when orgasming but I want to try it with just the head.

[bone4annie]

Here`s mine. We go to a club, she is braless and gets lots of attention. We pick out a young guy who looks like he is too young to be there. She invites him to sit with us, he looks lonely and shy. We loosen him up with some drinks, my wife sits very close to him, rubbing her tits against him. We take him back to our motel room and party more. I tell my wife to jack him off on her tits. Then we take him back to the club.

[sammy15]

My wife and I frequent several nudist resorts. My fantasy is simple. I would wish to run into someone we know from home at the resort who doesn't know where we go when we go away. It should be a couple with an attractive wife. I would want the husband to get an eyeful of my wife while I look over his wife. It would at least make for some interesting conversation!

[SixPointFive]

Originally Posted by RorySub

I had a bit of a search for a thread similar to this but couldn’t find anything so hopefully it’s ok to start a new one.

I’d love to know what everyone’s ridiculous, unobtainable fantasise are. It could be something completely unrealistic that would never happen in the real world, or something that is possible, but for one reason or another you know will never happen to you. I have so many that have piled up in my mind over the years, I can start off with a few of them.

Sentenced to nudity: I had this fantasy going back years about being punished (ideally for a crime that I didn’t commit) and the penalty is to be permanently naked. My clothes are all confiscated, but I still have to go about my daily life, going to school, to work, to the shops, seeing friends and family, all while completely bare naked. Having everyone I’ve ever known getting to see me completely exposed and vulnerable and taken down a peg by society.

Helping out a friend’s small business: in this scenario a male friend is starting up a small business selling either swimwear or lingerie and my husband convinced me reluctantly to model for his website to help him out. The outfits that were modelling slowly get progressively more revealing until I end up modelling just a necklace, bracelet or choker whilst completely naked. The pictures are all published on go website’s online store for any shoppers or anyone that I know to see

Unwilling teacher model: I’m a professor at a college or university and a nude model is required for an art class or a biology lecture. They’ve cancelled last minute and I’m pressured by my colleagues and superiors to stand in. I have to go naked in front of all of my students while they intimately examine me and critique my body, taking pictures, laughing, joking. Afterwards they decide that it’s better for morale if I stay employed as a nude teacher (with a demotion for added salt in the wound).

I have dozens more of these if there is any interest but I’d love to hear of anyone else’s silly, outlandish or absurd fantasies if you’re happy to share

Always had a thing for my wife's best friend. Seen her topless before and she's seen my (flaccid) cock through my shorts in the past. She's always been a bit flirty with me, as is her husband with my missus. I have a completely unrealistic fantasy that the girls offer to jerk us both off, but then at the last minute decide to swap so my wife jerks him off and her mate does me - all in the same room, first to cum wins....