X FILES REOPENED

[Fox Mulder]

Walter Skinner was a friend to the X Files. He bailed Scully and I out of some tight spots. Few knew Skinner was also a big fan of skin. He liked his women without a stitch of clothing on. I can't argue with that. He was killed in the final X Files episode. To honor his memory, here's some women showing a lot of skin for Skinner.

[Fox Mulder]

Breasts are appreciated by amateur porn fans for their abnormalities just as much as their perfection. But what is an abnormality to you? Some like them saggy. Some enjoy lopsided. Some like them so huge the owners eventually require reduction surgery to take the strain off their backs. Some like women with breasts so small there are dudes who are more endowed. Then there's nipples...the variations of shape, size and color are dizzying. I can't tell you what I'm going to be attracted to until I see it. I will say I tend to like them firm and pert, like my partner Scully's, but if you've ever felt the softness of a very large breast, you won't forget it. Here are some collages focused on breasts that don't fit in my threads, so I'll post them here for you to enjoy.

[Fox Mulder]

Are Tomboys from another planet? A planet where androgony rules? Actually, you can argue that androgony is the direction THIS world is going. There are so many flavors out there now...girly boys, Tomboys, theys, them, non binary, French winery, Trans, Bi, Bye Bye love, hello loneliness...If I left anyone out, I know you'll let your freak flag fly anyway. There's someone for everyone and it's all good. Personally, I love a nice fit body and a great head of long, luxurious hair. I definitely have a hair fetish. It's the first thing I notice. Eyes second. Then ass. I will say there's been many times I see nice long hair and a firm ass from behind...only to have the object of my lust turn around... and I'm looking at a dude. My middle aged heterosexual soul spits out whatever sexy thoughts I was thinking before I saw the beard. However, young people today keep all their options open. I say, good for them. I'm just not wired to like men, or chicks with dicks, but if you are, love is love. Lust is lust. If you're not hurting anybody, enjoy yourself. If you ARE hurting somebody, just be certain that's what their into. You doms and subs know what I mean. Here's a couple of cuties with pretty short hair, but you'll all agree, terrific bodies. I especially like the second one. Judging from her poster, she's a gal after my own heart.

[Fox Mulder]

Several alien races have visited Earth and made contact with humans. A few have even taken up residence. An easy race to spot are the Gokivurahfaterians. Since the name is rather long and easily mispronounced, they appear in our reports as the Knit Hats. This, because of their distinctive headwear. Their heads require more heat than Earth generally offers, so they wear these hats year round. You may have noticed a lot of young people starting to wear these hats in the last decade or so. Some, even on summer days. You probably wrote it off as a fashion trend. Nope. You were looking at Gokivurahfaterians. They're a friendly race, as you can see in the photos below. Much more beneficial to humanity than the Noassatalls. You'll spot that alien race from their pants, which sag at the waist, exposing their underwear. Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg was the first of the Noassatalls to occupy Earth. He's been acting, uh, poorly ever since...yet somehow he still gets film roles. Enjoy the Knit Hats.

[friez]

Simultaneously the weirdest and best thread I've ever seen on this site. Amazing.

[Fox Mulder]

Cases involving the occult are common X Files. One such case started with some hikers in Oregon finding a naked woman in a meadow. She was in a trance-like state, mumbling something about witches fire. Of course, I was interested, but Scully rolled her eyes and said: "We won't find any bubbling cauldrons, Mulder. In fact, this is going to be nothing but toil and trouble." Still, I talked my reluctant partner into a flight to Portland. While Scully examined the woman, I took a 30 mile drive out of town to the meadow where she was found. Not far away from the meadow I saw some ruins and went to investigate. There, I saw a strange (naked) MILF, standing all alone with a rusty can of gasoline. As I approached her, I felt a pain in the back of my head and suddenly blacked out. When I awoke, I had a terrible headache. It was also night. I saw a fire and tried to crawl toward its warmth. As I got closer I saw a naked woman dancing, then another and another. Witches? The fire grew dangerously large while the women danced. Then I saw a striking woman I assumed was their leader. She was a somewhat demonic figure. She seemed to be a redheaded she-devil with dark eyes. Well, she had horns and a pitch fork, anyway. She was naked and rather hot, if you'll excuse the expression...and I found myself with an involuntary erection. She came over to me and pressed the pitch fork to my throat. It felt lighter than I expected, almost like plastic. Then she squated down on me and began riding my cock...chanting in tongues I was too dizzy to decipher. I blacked out just as I came inside her. When I awoke, I was naked and alone. I had dried semen on my pubic hair. There was no she-devil, no dancing women, no fire - or even evidence of fire. However, there was Dana Scully, leaning over me and checking my eyes for a dialated pupil that might indicate a severe head injury. I was more or less fine. "Really, Mulder?" she growled "You had me examining a manic woman who was off her meds...and you decided to go jerk off in a meadow!" I didn't bother to explain. What would be the point? She wouldn't believe me. She never does. But you folks here at OCC have the pictures. Believe...or just jerk off. I don't care.

[Fox Mulder]

Older men grew up hearing this. I don't know if younger ones hear it anymore. With helicopter parenting, I wouldn't be surprised if kids just can't find the privacy to masturbate at all. Most of them seem to spend their online time killing things with their thumbs rather than visiting websites like this. What say you? Any barely legals here? Feel free to weigh in, kiddies. Woody Allen once said: " Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." But in excess, does it actually cause blindness? That myth seems have been busted. There is no proof of it's validity...but I don't know. I've done a ton of wanking in my time (often to pictures of Scully) and I gotta say, my eyesight is shit. I would probably say there's a higher concentration of out of control wankers here at OCC than I'd find anywhere else online. So maybe you guys can help a curious FBI agent out. How's your eyesight?

[Fox Mulder]

Scully and I live hectic, western lives. We deal with traffic, crowds, noise, commercial advertisement and the Smoking Man, just to name a few daily irritations. That's some heavy shit. How have humans decided that this life we're leading was better than living in tribes of hunter gatherers? Even Africa has become unrecognizable to primative people. There are still tribes, but westerners often visit them, bringing their stuff, taking pictures...polluting their culture and the wild. If humans survive what's coming, might we realize the folly of our ways and return to the simpler life? Imagine western women, topless, adorned with beads, bones and shells, dancing by a fire. Does it not sound good to you? Imagine a return to nature, to feel connected to Mother Earth once more. Did you know primative people had more leisure time than we do? Once the hunting was done, the carcas dressed, the meals made...there was little else to do. The time was filled with art, music, games, family time...and making family time, aka fucking. Are we really so much better off? Here are some sweet tribal women to look at while you contemplate the question.

[Fox Mulder]

When you're alone in your room at night and you see a shadow that shouldn't be there...or hear a creak in the floorboards...a thump in the closet...could it be a paranormal event, or just the settling of your old house? There are many who swear they've encountered ghostly apparitions. There are television shows that claim clear photographic or audio evidence. I've seen and heard the "ghost hunter" findings, but can't swear to it's authenticity. If it isn't a hoax, why aren't these recorded voices and videos making headlines? Wouldn't proof of ghosts be front page news or the lead story on a major network? Even aliens get more press than ghosts. As a society, do we just except or deny their existence without any need of serious investigation or intelligent national discussion? Personally, I've never seen a ghost per say, but I've experienced a few things that logic can't easily explain..or dismiss. If ghosts do exist, are they voyeurs? Do they lurk in the shadows, wanking away as they watch our nakedness and deepest darkest sexual secrets? A lot of guys in this forum would love to be a ghost if that were the case. It's not a stretch to imagine Pingman haunting lockerooms, dressing rooms and ladies restrooms in the afterlife. Are ghosts capable of wanking? Can they feel anything? When we sleep, do ghosts take advantage of us...like frat boys feeling up a drunk coed? Who can say...and be believed? There's a couple of pictures below that might make you wonder. Are ghosts real? I want to believe.

[Fox Mulder]

It's been a while since I've added to this thread. I've wondered if anyone cares to read about tales of supernatural and extra terrestrial terrors when the events of our daily lives seem horrific enough. Also, Sully and I have been busy. We were investigating a case in Cincinnati, where men with mangled genitalia had been turning up in local hospitals. Their explanations to physicians were obvious lies, either meant to cover up something truly embarrassing or perhaps...unbelievable. The unbelievable is usually where we come in. After conducting several interviews with these injured men, Scully and I concluded these mutilations were more than accidents with weed whackers, fans and uh, meat grinders. We finally had a breakthrough when we spoke with a caucasian male named Wilton Stump. Mr. Stump claimed his penis was gnawed on by a female he first saw in a dream. As odd as that sounds, it reminded me of something. It didn't take me long to recall the mythology of the Succubi. A Succubus is a Lilin demon in female form who seduces men in their dreams, usually with sex acts. Could such a creature leave the realm of dreams to prey on men? Or, are we just talking about fine young cannibals? After conducting second interviews with the other mangled men, they all confessed to being chewed on by a woman they had previously seen in a dream...all except for one guy who swore he really DID get his dick caught in an outboard boat propeller. As usual, Scully was skeptical. I know she likes to nibble on foreskin once in a while (Don't ask how I know that) and she discounts the succubus theory. Her thoughts turn to angry, sadistic women, or women who give "overzealous love bites." We did set up still and video cameras in the bedrooms of some of the victims. Below is the footage...it's hard to say if these photographs represent Succubi who have escaped the dream world... or just really hungry women. Whatever the case, these females are still at large. I have to admit, I haven't slept well in weeks and every morning I thoroughly inspect my wang. (Last 3 pics are gifs)