I love you, funny face!

[Fox Mulder]

I had to think about reopening this thread. I thought about starting a new thread with a better name. The problem with this thread has been evolution. It started out as funny faces made during sex. Then I started to post pictures with numbered captions. You had to look at the picture and find the corresponding caption in the text box -as in this box. Then technology improved and I was able to put captions directly on the picture. That was great, except guest posters kept reverting back to funny faces and text boxes. So what the hell to do here? Well, I know this much, life sucks shit these days. We all need to LAUGH...A LOT. So, if you have something funny, put it here. Picture, gif, cartoon, whatever. I will do my own thing to try to bring a smile to the forum and you do your's.

I will christen the reopening with four gifs. Each gif is funny...but they also bring a Funny Face promise from me and future posters.
Since this IS an adult pornography forum:

1.We will race to bring you great pussies.
2.We will trot to bring you beautiful tits.
3.We will hula hoop leisurely to you to bring you spectacular asses.
4.We will expose you to relentless dolphin rim jobs. (What more could you want?)

Finally, all captioned pics I post feature captions written by me, unless I say otherwise. I hope at least some of them make you smile.

[Fox Mulder]

A new round of "Dad jokes" from a guy who has no kids.

[Fox Mulder]

You know you want to

[Fox Mulder]

1. Training to nurse Rocky Balboa
2. Apparently she's been to KFC...or her girlfriend's house.
3. Helpful friend
4. I found another flying pussy shot. I hope there's more out there.
5. How pussy selfies are made.

[Fox Mulder]

The last pic moves. Some of you breast men will probably watch it until you're hypnotized.

[Fox Mulder]

Aliens are here. My favorites are the long tongued Venusians. On a planet full of women, their tongues have adapted to bring maximum cunnilingual pleasure. Venusians often visit Earth to probe and pleasure our women. I've heard they give pretty good blow jobs too, but only to transgender folks. For the rest of us, there is fantasy. Here's one showing off on camera.

[lonmol]

Originally Posted by Fox Mulder

Aliens are here. My favorites are the long tongued Venusians. On a planet full of women, their tongues have adapted to bring maximum cunnilingual pleasure. Venusians often visit Earth to probe and pleasure our women. I've heard they give pretty good blow jobs too, but only to transgender folks. For the rest of us, there is fantasy. Here's one showing off on camera.

Holy shit! That tongue can't be real...can it?

[Fox Mulder]

Originally Posted by lonmol

Holy shit! That tongue can't be real...can it?

Yup!

[Fox Mulder]

Here's some other things to contemplate

[Maturemaleinmo]

Originally Posted by Fox Mulder

Aliens are here. My favorites are the long tongued Venusians. On a planet full of women, their tongues have adapted to bring maximum cunnilingual pleasure. Venusians often visit Earth to probe and pleasure our women. I've heard they give pretty good blow jobs too, but only to transgender folks. For the rest of us, there is fantasy. Here's one showing off on camera.

That is so funny. I bet she is popular with her girlfriends.