[ENF] OMG I Just Got Busted!

[Jessica_I_1989]

just fingers this time...

I was watching a video a girl rubbing one out...

[Dookieman]

haha this was pretty funny to me it's also the reason I never risked doing the deed until I knew for sure that the parents were sleep (both are deep sleepers) or I was at home alone.... preferably it was during those "home alone" times (with no one expected to return for a decent amount of time) so I could be 100% sure no one would catch me.

[Dookieman]

haha I just remembered that Dad actually found some of my stash though.. in the earlier days of the net I would print out the pictures as a collage of all pics that were the absolute hottest to me and go from there (one bonus of this was that the print-out could easily be hidden in a regular magazine I take into the bathroom with me!) of course we never spoke about it, but as parents tend to be annoyingly nosy and search through things, he saw one of those porn collages.

[piecenick]

Ok, maybe I was a weird kid, I couldn't get my hands on any actual porn to J/O to, so I drew my own, mostly from memory. It must have been pretty good, because other guys wanted me to draw some for them, boobs I was good at, but I really had no idea what pussy looked like, so I just put a slit. My concept of fornication was very rudimentary.

My pride and stupidity led to my downfall, I signed my artwork, one of the kids parents found it and went to see my parents because I was drawing dirty pictures. My father was pissed, but since my mother was a designer, she saw budding talent and she enrolled my in an art school. So my summer of playing baseball was ruined, I had to take art classes, that was my real punishment for being a little pervert.

[Jessica_I_1989]

Originally Posted by RRDAM

That sounds like probably close to least embarrassing scenario
there could be for getting caught then

It was bad enough...

[Sonera]

When I was in the army, I heard about a guy having been publicly reprimanded and fined in front of his entire unit for having masturbated - and got caught.

But this is another story.

One monday morning, we were all called down to the excersise yard, scolded by the colonel and after a while told to delete all pornographic pics on our computers. After a while we were let go with a weeks worth of 'stay in camp', not really understanding what had happened.

Later, that evening, we were told the background story. One of the guards at night duty had printed some hard core photographs, but hadn't paid attention to which printer he used. So he printed on the camp commander's printer and not their own. When nothing came out, he tried again and again.

So, the commander's old female secretary found this when she arrived at work, and as the printer had run out of paper and she didn't know how to cancel prints she had to feed it more paper to clear the jam!

To top it up, the guards had keys to all the offices. So had he just gone looking, he could have easily cleaned up the mess.

[snowlvn]

HOT HOT HOT! Be glad you didn't have any really kinky toys going. I am not glad you didn't however...

[nectcouple]

Originally Posted by RRDAM

Ya I'm always wondering what kind of toys a woman has

My wife has a box full of them, including a cast of my own cock (Mold-a-willy or somesuch) which, in itself is a funny story, as you can imagine! We also have a sex swing and my favorite...a massage table!
I'd inventory the box, but it is in storage at the moment. I know it contains an assortment of dildoes-large and small, anal beads and a butt plug, hand cuffs and a velvet bag full of soft rope, and one glass vibrator, which is her favorite. Normally, she doesn't like vibrators, but she loves this adjustable patterning one:

[PalmsMan]

So Jessica,

Is the episode behind you now? My guess is that your mom will act like it never happened. Your sister may tease you from time to time in a harmless way.

Let us know how it goes. Any of us could get caught.

PM

[Jessica_I_1989]

My sister still gives me shit over it... My mom really hasn't said too much more about it.