A Pat of Appreciation

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Originally Posted by Bluetrueuk

Sally Geeson was in the film "What's Good for the Goose", film with Norman Wisdom, and in the German version there are scenes of Sally naked. She was indeed a beautiful girl, never tire of watching BtH, her skirts were usually incredibly short

Yes, burger1701 posted her nude scenes in that on his Random TV/dvd Cap thread here, if you are interested: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/sho...&postcount=399. I remember it was also Sally's first ever nude scenes, and she wasn't best pleased with the makers of the film, as she didn't know she would have to appear nude. I think she said in a magazine interview years ago that they fooled her the way they did with many girls back then by getting her to sign a contract to agree to do the film, with a "European Version" included in the contract, but not explaining what that entailed until after she was halfway through the film, by which time she was under contract and no way to get out of it. I don't think she would of done nudity in film if she'd known beforehand in scripts, which is why I'm glad in a way they played that trick on her, because for her not to of done nudity on screen would of been a crying shame. Out of all her nude scenes she had to do in the film, however, she said the most embarrassing moment in her career was having to run naked into the sea with Norman Wisdom, because it was out in public with onlookers watching them film.

Anyway, onto this week's Pat of Appreciation, and it's the film A Boy, a Girl and a Bike (1949), starring Diana Dors (who sadly never appeared nude on screen). She is one of a group of cyclists (which also includes Honor Blackman and John McCallum) involved in a bike race around the countryside over a week and camping at night. In this clip she wakes from her tent when she is pranked by McCallum, who scares her with a frog. She ends up chasing him, only to trip over a rope and fall over, leading to a fellow camper to take full opportunity to give her bum a good hearty slap! Later she sits on Patrick Holt's knee in short shorts for a singsong and Holt's hand moves up and down as he pats away to the music. For Dors, she gained greater fame when she dyed her hair blonde and appeared in the film Yield to the Night in 1956. She never really fulfilled her potential in her career, but she was constantly working throughout her career until her early death in 1984, and was always good value in whatever she appeared in.

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This week's video comes from Spanish Fly, a 1976 UK film of the sort that they used to make in the 70's because they were the only things keeping the British film industry in business back then. The film itself involved Leslie Phillips as a photographer who had lost his libido being sent to Spain to do a model shoot, and old pal Terry-Thomas discovering an aphrodisiac by accident trying to improve the taste of a bad batch of wine he has bought. There's a decent amount of nudity in it (and when it comes on the TV again I shall have to upload them on OCC), and also a fair bit of bum pinching, which comes from Thomas' randy chauffeur (played by Graham Armitage). He first pinches the bum of a passer by in shorts (actress unknown) as he cleans the Rolls Royce, but the rest of the time he draws his attention to the sweet maid (played by Nina Francis, later Zuckerman), who doesn't seem to mind a bit. After one bum pinching incident as she is laying the table, Thomas says to him "Perkins, lay the table, not the maid. Not that I can blame you," he adds, as he watches her go. Quite frankly, neither can I!

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This week's "Pat of Appreciation" comes from the noughties, and proved a real naughty hit for Maggie Gyllenhaal, who became a star because of it. The film I'm talking about is, of course, Secretary (2002), and something I'm surprised I didn't spot earlier. It told the story of a socially awkward girl who goes to work as a secretary for James Spader, only to find that he likes to discipline his secretary by making her bend over the desk to read the mistakes she has made and then slaps her ass. The look on her face when this first happens is a treat, but intriguingly she not only learns to accept her chastisement but begins to enjoy it! Even better, she appears nude in it for the first time in her career, the scene of which I've posted here: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/sho...postcount=1010. She said of the role that "she felt scared when filming began" as in the wrong hands this movie could say something weird." You don't say! I couldn't see this film being made nowadays, despite it being made only 18 years ago, and now Maggie chooses not to talk about the role. Intriguing.

Oh, and note to any aspiring bosses here: I wouldn't recommend disciplining your secretaries the same way as in this video. While Maggie accepts her discipline as part of the job, in the real world your own secretary will probably issue a lawsuit on you and take you for everything you've got. Especially if it's a male secretary.

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Do you remember the video I found of a Italian Maid being groped at the dinner table while guests ate oblivious to it all? To refresh your memories, the video can be found here: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/sho...9&postcount=47. At the time I had no idea what film it was from, or the name of the actress, but since then I've discovered it was an Italian film called La Nipote (1974), and the actress playing the maid was Orchedia De Santis. Even better, I found the actual film, which not only shows a lot more of Orchedia (among others - I'll be posting that elsewhere on OCC), but also contains a lot more bum patting and groping of various other actresses.

Chief groper in the film it is no surprise is the chap at the dinner table, Daniele Vargas, a married lech to Annie Carol Edel, who not only touches up the maid, but tries the same trick with Edel's niece Francesca Muzio (who wonderfully outwits him), as well as a waitress at one time. Nice job if you can get it, I suppose. Also having their bum pinched (but not by Vargas) is a cook (believed to be Susy Kaster) and Edel herself enjoys the attentions of her lover in the kitchen. What is it with Italians and food? I've decided to put all these scenes together in one video, so in order of appearance it's Muzio, Kaster, waitress, then Edel.

For the film's nude scenes, I will be posting them on burger1701's "Random TV/dvd cap" thread later today.

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This is a Danny Kaye film from 1961, On the Double, where he is hired to impersonate a general while said general is on secret manoeuvers, not realizing that it means he is also a target for assassination. He also discovers that he's got to fool both the general's wife (Dana Wynter) and his lover (Diana Dors) that he is who he says he is. That means having to slap Diana Dors' bum when prompted, but soon learns not to do so to his wife, who turns up unexpectedly while Dors is having a bath. I love Kaye's bewildered response after he does this, when he realizes he's made a mistake. "Don't I do that to you? I'm terribly sorry." Then he has to prevent Dana from entering the bathroom, before hurrying Diana Dors out of the bathroom window, and in the process giving her bum an extra pat to hurry her along. Lucky so and so.

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As Barbara Windsor passed away only a couple of days ago, I decided to find this clip out for this week's video. It comes from the TV series Carry on Laughing, which was a spin off from the film series in 1975. They only did about 13 episodes, but are decent viewing. This episode is called The Laughing Cavalier, set during the English civil war, and sees Babs announce the arrival of a cavalier to their house - who wastes no time in goosing her.

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As it's Christmas, I decided to upload a festive video for this week, seeing as by the time I next post on here Christmas will of gone - if it hasn't already been cancelled where you are, that is! And sticking to the Carry on theme, this is from the 4th of their TV Xmas Specials from 1973, and sees Sid James working as a Father Christmas in a department store. Unusually for him, it isn't him that's touching up the woman in this video, but fellow Carry On star Kenneth Connor, playing Sid's boss, who is showing a young department store girl the ropes (played by Nina West). On spotting Sid indulging in a sausage sandwich while on duty he ushers the girl off with a friendly pat of her bum before going to admonish Sid James. I've left part of that exchange in on the end of the video, if only to add a bit of humour for you for Christmas. I think we need it this year!

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This is another clip from the TV series Carry on Laughing from 1975, mainly to finish what I had left of the Carry On clips. This one is from the episode Who Needs Kitchener? and features the lovely Carol Hawkins as a maid who usually manages to avoid the attempts of her old master (played by Kenneth Connor) to catch a grope or two, but in this clip he finally manages to get her when she enters the room with his tea. However, he clearly isn't feeling himself (no pun intended), as when she is bent over putting his tea tray down she has to remind him of his obligation by wiggling her bum at him. Once fulfilled, she happily leaves the room. What is it with masters and their servants?

For Carol, who made her screen debut in 1969 in the film The Body Stealers, she had big success with the saucy 70's comedies such as Please Sir!, The Two Ronnies, and the Carry on series. She left that series in 1976 when she found she would have do nude scenes in Carry on England, but ironically left that to do the film Not Now Comrade (1976), where she found it included nudity in the script, so ended up having to do her first ever nude scene anyway! She officially retired in 2004, but is still fondly remembered by fans of those shows.

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What always used to be a staple of UK TV in the 1970's and 80's was The Two Ronnies, and their later shows would often be broadcast during the Xmas period. They would always end each show with a musical finale, and one of their most memorable ones was St Boltoph's Country Dance in 1976, featuring Ronnies Barker and Corbett as Morris Dancers. An added twist to this number is April Walker, jokingly filling the place of another, which leads both Ronnies to fight over her. Indeed, Ronnie Barker gets his hands on her a number of times, as April's bum is slapped and prodded, and in one scene has her bum patted by Barker in a traditional dance move, and when Corbett goes to take his turn, Baker makes sure he gets back in for another go! I have only uploaded the opening sequence, which is often cut now from TV broadcasts by over zealous censors with nothing better to do.

As for April Walker (who as well as this also appeared in Fawlty Towers), what is most interesting is what she missed out on. As well as her scenes cut from Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads in 1973 (as James Bolam's ex wife), she was also cast that year in Doctor Who as Sarah Jane Smith, only for Jon Pertwee to object to her casting as she was too tall, leading to Elizabeth Sladen taking her part. When April later worked with Pertwee in The Navy Lark she told him that although she understood his thinking, she would never forgive him for what he did. As a result of missing out, she never watched Doctor Who again either!

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This clip comes from Trouble Brewing (1939), a George Formby film that saw him cast with the lovely Googie Withers as they stumble upon a counterfeit gang. In this scene Googie has found the hideout, but is captured before she can call the police and helpfully faints so the villain's henchman can toss her over his shoulder. In doing so, it looks as if he enjoys touching up Googie's bum rather too much as grabs it to sling her over, and keeps one hand firmly on her cheek as he carries her inside to tie her up. And who can blame him?

As for the actress herself, she gained her unusual name from her Ayah (she was born in Karachi, India), who nicknamed her Little Pigeon (ie, Googie) from her real first name of Georgette. She had memorable supporting roles in The Lady Vanishes, and the Will Hay comedy Convict 99 (both 1938, and both involving her stripped to her underwear) before finding stardom in 1945 with Pink String & Sealing Wax. She moved to Australia in the 1950's with her husband John McCallum, finding later fame on UK TV in Within These Walls (1974). Her last film role was in Shine (1996), but she lived to the grand age of 94 before she died in 2011, a year after her husband, who had died aged 96.