What's the closest you've come to your fantasy.... But failed?

[clitty]

Fun is.... getting warmed up, just getting naked - kissing, feeling each other... when..."waaaaaaaaaaaa" da baby wakes up. We'd laugh and groan at the same time...

[clitty]

Many years ago, about 5 or so to be exact... maybe 6. Hell, could be 4.
I was out hitting the club scene one Saturday night to go dancing. On this Saturday night, I hit the gay and lesbian clubs. Why? Good strong drinks, excellent dance club music, I have friends who are gay that I'll run into - socialize, dance with women and likely get a girl.

Many a times, I've danced with Lesbians in a Lesbian club. The art and fun of the dance, even if I won't get laid. I'm a guy that is comfortable with his sexuality and can make friends with anyone cool. Hell, a Lesbian was my wingman and we picked up a set of young blonde TWINS about 22 years old... hers was more into girls than mine. (sigh, good times... good times)

Back to this one Saturday night. I was leaving the Lesbian club to bar hope else-ware. Right outside the door, a 25ish beautiful woman in a black dress was standing there (waiting for someone / on phone I don't remember). She was a 9/10 on the scale, a perky body in a slender evening dress. I complimented her "You look awesome!", gave her a wink and continued on my way as she smiled.

About 2 hours later, I return to the Lesbian club and I run into the same girl and her date, and the three of us are dancing for which I *DO* know how to tear up a dance floor. I was strong enough back then to sometimes carry two women at the same time. Girl in the black dress got hot and heavy for me, and her date left - disappointing.

Being that we are making out drunk in the club, we decide its time to leave (PDA of M/F in a Lesbian club is kosher for so long and I had a hot girl to fuck). We go to her car which is parked next to the club around back. I know of a motel a mile or so up the street and she lives 25min away (*shit!*) - so her place is out of the question in the condition we are in. We start making out in her car, which she has turn on the radio. My plan is to warm up her engine a bit more before we leave. Nothing more.

We both have hands in our crotches as we kiss... my hand under her dress, playing with her pussy through her damp panties. and she had taken my belt off and stroking my cock. I'm so going to have sex with a model-class looking gal and with luck, maybe more than a one-night stand when I totally rock her world with awesome sex that will go on for hours.

*BANG BANG BANG*
A cop is banging on her window and is shining a flash light into the car.

*MOTHERF*(@&#$(*@#ER!!DAMIT(*&@$*!!

I was literately seconds from backing off the pre-game sex to get us on the road!

She rolls down the window and talks shit to the police officer. About "WHO she is" and "I can do what I want in my car" - blah. NOT GOOD! I QUICKLY sober up and able to get the cop to talk to me. I tell him "Sir, we just went out here to talk and listen to some songs a CD" (The engine wasn't running thank god) "we were about to go back into the club, drink some water and I'll drive later".

He was okay with that. I had saved our asses!
I got her back into the club... she went to go pee (as did I) and I never saw her again.

A friend of hers (or someone who knows her) had found her in the bathroom and took her to their home. I found out later from texting her the next day... since she was very much sober, she was full lesbian mode and not much interested going out on a date or anything, but she was thankful we didn't get arrested. But Thankyou-sex was obviously out of the question. My belt left with her car too.

Trust me guys. This girl was Hollywood hottie in the looks dept. Think of the top 5 actress/models you'd want to have sex with - she was in that class!

But how she acted to the cop, her attitude was... stuck up. Only thing I was interested was just having a night or two of sex with her after that.

COCK BLOCK BY A COP!

Yeah, I was cursing for MONTHS! I maybe doing something, then remember that night - then curse "MOTHERF*&#@"... maybe loud, maybe softly.

COCK BLOCK BY A COP!!

[ModelT-MsDollie]

Originally Posted by clitty

COCK BLOCK BY A COP!!

Thanks. Been a crappy day. Needed a good laugh!
By the way we've been to many Gay and Lesbian bars. Just have to get across that we are not interested. It helped that we mentioned we were happily married and just there to drink and visit. Always a fun group and no problems. Besides we never knew which were the women sometimes.

[clitty]

I've never had a real problem in a gay club. A few may ask, I simply say I'm not gay - or I'm with a woman and they get the hint. Or a gay friend will tell another guy "He's not on the team" - in respectful friend way.

I've had my gay friends send girls my way.

Have I been hit on, yes. So that's what the ladies feel like, huh. I've never been insulted in a gay club. Some disappointments for some... But you know what, I think its healthy that a hetrosexual can be in a gay club for many reasons... as gay people are simply people.

[Hwu]

My wife has told me on multiple occasions - and she's not shy, she has flashed, skinny dipped, and changed clothes in front of both friends and strangers not many but at least a few times since we've known each other, so I have no reason to doubt her - that if any of our male friends ever just politely asked straight-up to see her breasts, she would show them, no questions asked and no strings attached, up to and including removing her top entirely and just being topless.

So obviously it goes without saying that I really really want this to happen. But sadly it hasn't yet, for two reasons: One, obviously, all of our male friends are just too polite of people to ever ask such a thing. And two, it's not like I can really tell them to ask either. "Olivia would show you her tits if you asked" is basically an impossible thing to naturally slip into any conversation.

There have been a couple of occasions when she and I were drinking alone with a male friend that I felt like I was teetering absolutely on the edge of it happening, you know, the drunken conversation would steer in a vaguely sexual direction and I would drop hints like "How long since you saw tits in person anyway?", hoping they would take the ball and run with it, but it never did.

A couple of summers ago just that was happening, it was me, my wife and a male friend of ours Dan drinking at our place well after midnight, and it was REALLY REALLY hot, we had windows open and multiple fans pointed at us and everything. I had taken my shirt off because of the heat and our friend had unbuttoned his. My wife said something about being hot and sweaty and I said something like "Hey, you can take your shirt off too if you want," and she something like "But I'm not wearing a bra!", then, catching onto my game, adding on "I wouldn't want to embarrass Dan." We kind of laughed... and it was SO CLOSE, literally the only words Dan had to say in his heavily buzzed state were "I wouldn't be embarrassed." That's all, and I KNOW that her top would have been off five seconds later and stayed off the rest of the night.

Unfortunately, he kind of laughed shyly and turned the conversation toward movies or something, and her top stayed on.

SO DAMN CLOSE!

[Saddledrifter]

My wife and I were at a dance at a nudist resort. It was near the end of the dance club evening. We were both pretty drunk, as were many other people at that late stage of the evening. My wife and I were totally nude. It seems at a nude dance, people began to arrive clothed in very sexy outfits, but slowly get und****d as the night rolls along. We started dancing with other people, and this one couple kept coming by asking us individually to dance. As the last dance began, Christie and her husband Ed asked to have the night's final dance with us. It was a slow dance, and all four of us were naked at the time. I started dancing with Christie to "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" I pulled her tight against me. She, in response, reached around and grabbed my ass while pulling my pelvis into her pussy. Midway through the dance my dick was beginning to stand at attention (which is a no-no at a nudist resort). She said, "It seems that he (my dick) is happy to be here with me." I replied that it did seem so. With that, she reached down and wrapped her hand around my erection, and said, "It appears that he is getting bigger all the time." I told Christie that she was going to get me thrown out of the resort. She laughed and said, " Stay close to me as we leave the dance floor, and I will cover you." Once the song concluded, my dick was rock hard. She turned her back toward me and grabbed both of my hips pulling them toward her ass. I was just about poking her with anal sex as we made our way back to our table. I quickly slipped into my chair while now using the table for cover. Ed had also returned my wife to the table and said, "Why don't we join you guys, and all finish our drinks. I told them to please do so. They collected their drinks and sat down with us. I really don't know what Ed and my wife did during that last dance, but she appeared to be a little flushed as well. We talked while finishing our drinks, and Ed suggested that it would be nice to conclude the night in the hot tub. He said that he and Christie had their home in the resort very close to the hot tub, and he would grab cups and a bottle for us to share. My wife initially said that she was pretty intoxicated, and really should go home for the evening. I said that she shouldn't be a party pooper, and we had time for a quick soak. Christie, my wife and I headed into the hot tub, while Ed retrieved the bottle of Jack and four cups.

Once in the hot tub, Christie's hands were all over me. She offered to give me a massage as she slipped in behind my ass while straddling me and pushing her pussy into me. She initially worked on my shoulders. Ed arrived with the cups and booze and poured us all a healthy drink of straight Jack. I did note that Ed had developed a significant hard-on while he was away. I thought that was somewhat strange as he climbed in next to where my wife was sitting. Once everyone was in the hot tub, Ed began saying how he had found the fountain of youth for sex. Ed was about 65 years of age, and said that he had gotten to the point a year earlier where he couldn't get an erection, but now he had found the secret. He would give the shaft of his penis an injection that would provide an almost instant hard-on that kept Christie very satisfied Except. he exclaimed, she liked to have her share of strange. She nodded her head and looked hungrily at me. Ed's explanation of his magical injections made me think that he had injected himself while he was grabbing the Jack and cups. He appeared ready to get some strange for himself from my wife as I could see him feeling of her boobs and beginning to work his way down to her thighs and pussy. She was pretty drunk and maybe a little horny and was not putting up any fight. In the meantime, Christie had moved from my shoulder massage and was reaching around me and stroking my dick. This went on for about 15 minutes, and I was also giving Christie a pretty rigorous finger fucking. Then Christie moved around in front of me and gave me a nice, long wet kiss. She started working down my body -- kissing my chest as she headed downward. I finally sat up on the edge of the hot tun so she had easy access to my lower half. She worked down to my balls and took them in her mouth and hummed as she did. Then she worked up to the head of my dick and engulfed the full length of it down her throat. She began to slowly move her head and mouth up and down.

In the meantime, Ed had set my wife up on the edge of the tub, spread her legs out wide, and placed both her legs over his shoulders and began to eat her out. My wife was breathing heavily and moaning, but she was weaving back and forth as well. It wasn't long before she just slowly laid back. Ed thought that she was laying back in ecstasy, but I thought differently. Ed said, "I have an idea. Let's all go back to our house." About that time, my wife softly said, "I am passing out and need to go home." With that she dropped her head back and passed out. I think the long night of drinking, and the grand finale of hot water an and overly generous pour of Jack was just too much. I told Christie and Ed that I was sorry, but that I had to get my wife back to our motor home. Christie asked, "So how many beds do you have in your motor home?" I replied that unfortunately I only had one. So Ed and I carried my wife's limp, unconscious, naked body back to the motor home and put her to bed. Christie had followed us over to the motor home. She gave me a really nice, deep, wet kiss, and whispered that she really needed me to fuck her tonight." I told her that I had better give my wife a little attention and make certain that she was O.K. I told her that I was certain that other opportunities would be available to us in the future. With that, she dropped to her knees and took my dick in her mouth and gave it what I guess was a dick French kiss. She raised up and said, "See what you missed." I think I knew what I missed, but my wife required some of my attention. There will be other opportunities. But it was a missed opportunity. By the way, my wife woke up fine the next day and remembered very little of the evening.

[HDTour]

About 25 years ago while married to my second wife , I became interested in anal sex. It was the second wifes favorite position . After we split, I began fulfilling my kinks and desires with local strippers and hookers. Many of them were willing to do anal, and usually at no extra charge . I used a small group that mostly knew each other and knew what I liked.

After a while I saw videos of ATM, Ass To Mouth, and it seemed so dirty I knew I needed to try it. The version that excites me is Ass To Other Girls Mouth, which obviously required two consenting girls. I was looking for available ladies, but most gave a flat no to that. But the hooking business has it's busy days and it's off days, and eventually during a slow week 2 of them agreed to give it a go. I told both of them exactly what I wanted and how it was to be done. They both agreed.

I rented a hotel room and set up a couple of cameras and extra lighting. We had a couple drinks and I sent the girls to the bathroom to bathe, shave their pussies and douche. After they returned , I had them Eat each others pussies including tonguing each others ass. Then I had them suck my cock until I was readdy . I put the blonde that loved anal to begin with in her facedown assup position and slid my cock into her ass. I pumped her deep for about 3 or 4 minutes and pulled it out and put it balls deep into the brunettes mouth, after a minute , I put it back in the blondes ass. By this point I knew I would never last long enough to swap girls, but I really wanted to see the move from the blonde to the brunette, so next time I looked down very carefully, to watch the movement .. and fell over laughing. There was a big brown smear on my cock and I realized, I should have made them enema too ! Anyway I wasn't going to continue that. I washed my cock off and let them cleanup before I had them finish sucking me off. I've never had the opprotunity to repeat, but I'm still looking.